"this is beyond beef."

tu_triky's friend.

krim wrote:

"this is beyond beef."

"Happiness depends upon ourselves."
- Aristotle
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krim wrote:

"this is beyond beef." tu_triky's friend.

�gYour program is DEADBEEF�h

(in debugging => gone, aborted, flushed from memory)
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i have a really bad one. i hope its not too inappropriate to post but i found it like 2 days ago and i was laughing soooo hard...

"procrastination is like masturbation. it's really fun until you realize you're f*ing yourself."

dunno who said it or when or whatever but ...

hope its not too inappropriate
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sawadasmile wrote:

i have a really bad one. i hope its not too inappropriate to post but i found it like 2 days ago and i was laughing soooo hard... "procrastination is like masturbation. it's really fun until you realize you're f*ing yourself."

LOL

my virgin eyes!@#

sawadasmile wrote:

"procrastination is like masturbation. it's really fun until you realize you're f*ing yourself."

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Shindou wrote:

�gYour program is DEADBEEF�h (in debugging => gone, aborted, flushed from memory)

it was deadbeef and dayem delicious too!

a cousin of the deadbeef i ate.

sawadasmile wrote:

... "procrastination is like masturbation. it's really fun until you realize you're f*ing yourself."...

Hilarious. That means I've been f**king myself a lot these past few days.

Damn tax report.
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tabana wrote:

Hilarious. That means I've been f**king myself a lot these past few days. Damn tax report.

same here. havent been studying like i should... and thats how i come across these quotes...

need to find more funny ones... all the good ones i had were deleted when i reinstalled a new version of AIM
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love jin & kimutaku. <3

Tu_triky wrote:

it was deadbeef and dayem delicious too! a cousin of the deadbeef i ate.

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Shindou wrote:

luxurious, well marbled deadbeef is a wondrous thing...

sawadasmile wrote:

same here. havent been studying like i should... and thats how i come across these quotes... need to find more funny ones... all the good ones i had were deleted when i reinstalled a new version of AIM

There must be tons of the net. Found some here

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
~ Samuel Goldwyn

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
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tabana wrote:

There must be tons of the net. Found some here Coffee isn't my cup of tea. ~ Samuel Goldwyn If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

HOOTERS hahahahahahahaha

i looked for my fave quotes, i had an old document on my comp, and one is a monologue from chasing amy which i wont copy and paste cuz its like an essay. >.<

but princess bride lovers will remember this one...
"as you wish."

*faints*

dont remember who said this one but its interesting.
"Revenge is like biting a dog because the dog bit you."
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love jin & kimutaku. <3

Ahochaude wrote:

I got the biggest ass-kissing, salad tossing that I have ever had at that place since I've been there. mwahaha

sawadasmile wrote:

i have a really bad one. i hope its not too inappropriate to post but i found it like 2 days ago and i was laughing soooo hard... "procrastination is like masturbation. it's really fun until you realize you're f*ing yourself." dunno who said it or when or whatever but ... hope its not too inappropriate

nothing is inappropriate....almost

"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." - Mahatma Gandhi
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Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

"Dude, she is less fun than drowning."

Shindou wrote:

"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." - Mahatma Gandhi

Good one Shindou!


"To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have." ~ Ken S. Keyes, Jr.

"To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say." ~ George Santayana