Then the other day when I was waiting for a shuttle to get back to the other parking lot, there was this cute little bunny that hopped into the middle of the road. The other girls and I were all, "Aww, how cute." Then out of nowhere, this eclipse just runs the poor thing over. I was so shocked, and I started crying.
Of course, three days (or even five) ain't enough, Lilmissfivedaygymthingiegirl...
i did that the other week....
last week i ran close to 10 miles.
the key to it all, is consistancy and listening to your body, for the lovely aches and pains, i had to take a little time off to rest my knees, but i am ready to start up again and run.
OK so who all r from NY, phili, washington, michigan !!
I am coming to NY tomorrow, staying in the US for 2.5 weeks going around these places for work and vacation after that. And it would be super cool to get to meet any of u if u r from around.
OK so who all r from NY, phili, washington, michigan !!
I am coming to NY tomorrow, staying in the US for 2.5 weeks going around these places for work and vacation after that. And it would be super cool to get to meet any of u if u r from around.
in NY i am staying at long island.
lemme know, if any of u r around.
Isnt enna from NY?
hey when you coming to Los Angeles?
welcome to the United States...
ohisashiburi.
@KT - HEY THERE, life is going great man, been bit tied up with work, travellig a lot, so not so regular posting, although i do read once in a while ....
@qilver - well as of now the plan is for the east coast, but u never know I might have to do a quick business trip to LA also, there are some meetings, just not confirmed yet. if i come .. will defintely meet up
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Facts about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the
probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his
own.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a
roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t
from anybody.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned
an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing
only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the
bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would
be the less painful way to die.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good
Chuck, he taketh away.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris
open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and
angrier.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to stop bullets becuase they know better.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a
pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure
more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His
reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a
spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the
earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a
temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it
was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can sh*t on the
ceiling.
Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a
birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the
truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He
pushes the Earth down.
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