I'm embarrassed to recognize the name. I take walks on the bike trail through Aiea and Pearl Harbor on Saturdays. And, there's an adult video store along the path (I'm not kidding). I get to see all the "actresses" that stop by for autographs because the store has their names etched on a huge yellow sign - you can't miss it. Names I've seen include Kobe Tai, Tera Patrick, Asia Carrera, etc.
There's a funny story behind this video store... My ex-boss once was a total porn fanatic. He'd have the kind of collection where he stashes the VHS videos into mis-labeled boxes, then keeps them in his side of the closet... Caddy Shack 9... Documentaries on dogs... That sort of thing!!!!
Anyway... One day while spending time with his wife and two young daughters, the girls all of a sudden started singing this certain phrase over and over again... Mimi Miyagi! Mimi Miyagi!!!! Mimi Miyagi!!! What's even worse, his Indonesian wife starts to sing along with them!!!
A few weeks later, my boss and his wife were driving around Aiea, with his wife in the front passenger seat. He drove by the adult video store, where it had this humungous yellow sign outside that had in big black lettering "MIMI MIYAGI - IN PERSON". She sees the sign, then with a quick reflex, she gives my boss a right jab right in his face!!! Hahahahaha!!!! He came to work the following morning with a shiner on his right eye. It was sooooo funny, I can't believe he even told us the whole story.
--- groink
That is too funny!!
But Mimi Miyagi?? Great bod, but her face... Bleah...
Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 205 Location: America? Country:
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:47 pm Post subject:
groink wrote:
I'm embarrassed to recognize the name. I take walks on the bike trail through Aiea and Pearl Harbor on Saturdays. And, there's an adult video store along the path (I'm not kidding). I get to see all the "actresses" that stop by for autographs because the store has their names etched on a huge yellow sign - you can't miss it. Names I've seen include Kobe Tai, Tera Patrick, Asia Carrera, etc.
There's a funny story behind this video store... My ex-boss once was a total porn fanatic. He'd have the kind of collection where he stashes the VHS videos into mis-labeled boxes, then keeps them in his side of the closet... Caddy Shack 9... Documentaries on dogs... That sort of thing!!!!
Anyway... One day while spending time with his wife and two young daughters, the girls all of a sudden started singing this certain phrase over and over again... Mimi Miyagi! Mimi Miyagi!!!! Mimi Miyagi!!! What's even worse, his Indonesian wife starts to sing along with them!!!
A few weeks later, my boss and his wife were driving around Aiea, with his wife in the front passenger seat. He drove by the adult video store, where it had this humungous yellow sign outside that had in big black lettering "MIMI MIYAGI - IN PERSON". She sees the sign, then with a quick reflex, she gives my boss a right jab right in his face!!! Hahahahaha!!!! He came to work the following morning with a shiner on his right eye. It was sooooo funny, I can't believe he even told us the whole story.
--- groink
oh GOD!!! i couldn't stop laughing about this one jeeez why have physical porn when digital is just everything more??? not that i would know...
Joined: 07 Apr 2002 Posts: 2495 Location: Wales Country:
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:33 pm Post subject:
groink wrote:
And..... The girl in that poster????? That is indeed Sakai Noriko!!!!!! It came as a set of five posters, put out by Sun Music in the late 1990's. Tasty, ne??????
--- groink
yeah i realized that after i posted...
HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR!?!? what the heck!?
PistonHondaEM1 wrote:
oh that's my friend Yuni-chan. she goes to an art school. she's studying to be a fashion designer.
that's ur friend?!? man she looks like a model!!!...hey hook me up man! lol seriously hook me up! she's way cute!
bmwracer wrote:
You and Loveless will get along just fine...
i'm not some kind of porn freak!!!! GYI i have NO zero porn on my comp!!!! j-idol stuff yes..but that doesn't count!!! i don't even like porn that much...I LIKE ART GOSH DARN IT!
Last edited by lovelessemotion on Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:40 pm; edited 1 time in total
Joined: 12 Jul 2003 Posts: 58 Location: USA Country:
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:34 am Post subject:
oh we met at a party, when I went down to see my friends in college. ever since then we've been talkin on AIM and every other weekend I go down to chill with her and her other friend Masae(who's also cute). She's busy with finals this week and some next week. Imma go down after finals are over. we're gonna party like crazy after its all done with.
P.S. she's taken, sorry guys, her friend too
Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Posts: 10291 Location: Matsuhama-cho, Ashiya-shi, Hyogo-ken, Japan Country:
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 9:06 am Post subject:
PistonHondaEM1 wrote:
oh we met at a party, when I went down to see my friends in college. ever since then we've been talkin on AIM and every other weekend I go down to chill with her and her other friend Masae(who's also cute). She's busy with finals this week and some next week. Imma go down after finals are over. we're gonna party like crazy after its all done with.
P.S. she's taken, sorry guys, her friend too
Whoever has "taken" her is one really lucky SOB. Dude must have a lot of fun.
PistonHondaEM1~
1) dude, how'd on earth u got those two hot-ass Tera's autograph? (auto shows) drools~
2) who's th' girl over-leanin' in th' far right poster under th' honda ones~(i'm guessin' kaila yu)
Joined: 19 Jul 2003 Posts: 2200 Location: United States Country:
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:51 pm Post subject:
Uchiha Potato wrote:
ummm not sure what a thermaltake fan is....It says Windmere on the front
oops, my mistake. i thought it the neon cpu fan looks like a thermaltake product. hehehe. anyway, thermaltake is just one of those fan manufacturers... _________________
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum