krim wrote:

i've heard one before, but i prefer watching couples fight in the supermarket. I'd follow them around and watch them fight... and one time, i was so wrapped up, i opened up a box of Entimens donuts and I was eating it right there in the store! Dont worry, I paid for them.

i hear the nothing fight. i start getting so excited. im like i gotta go watch this, i gotta go see this. im so excited I LEAVE MY CART. YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR CART. god forbid somebody comes into the store & wants exactly that shit. & theyre like WHAT?! JACKPOT!! this is everything I wanted!

bmwracer wrote:

Look for the trail of dead bodies who caught a whiff.

^
Creepy guy at work.

krim wrote:

^ Creepy guy at work.

wasn't the creepy guy the one who sniffs the mail?

littlemissfab wrote:

wasn't the creepy guy the one who sniffs the mail?

he's the one you bring candle to.. so when he loses it and brings the shotgun to work, he'll walk past your cubicle.

krim wrote:

he's the one you bring candle to.. so when he loses it and brings the shotgun to work, he'll walk past your cubicle.

sweet. i'll keep that in mind.

i should just upload his Retaliation cd's so everyone can join in...

I know! That CD is such a gem. Seriously.. I never even heard of Dane Cook, but when my then boyfriend now husband let me listen to it on our way to bakersfield one time.. i was sold. and i watched him on tv.. he's funnier..

try mitch hedburg too.. they have similar comedy styles.

ill see about putting the harmful if swallowed up too.

is he in youtube?

haven't checked.

just talked to husband.. he said he's heard of the guy.

back to topic.

want to stab officemate with broken shard of glass from photocopying machine.

I'm finally quitting my job! I'm gonna put in my two weeks starting today. Goodbye Raley's... no more pushing carts, no more stupid people, no more retarded managers... I'm gonna work at a place where we direct mail. Sounds good to me.

Good luck with your new job.
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Thanks man.

krim wrote:

i've heard one before, but i prefer watching couples fight in the supermarket. I'd follow them around and watch them fight... and one time, i was so wrapped up, i opened up a box of Entimens donuts and I was eating it right there in the store! Dont worry, I paid for them. -- it's harder finding Mitch Hedberg fans than Dane Cook fans.

i would think the most common thing couples forget about is about money, or something that the guy forgot about with the gf....which got him in trouble...something like that.

i've seen it at times once in a while...makes you glad that you aren't in the middle of it all...

DougFunnieee wrote:

I'm finally quitting my job! I'm gonna put in my two weeks starting today. Goodbye Raley's... no more pushing carts, no more stupid people, no more retarded managers... I'm gonna work at a place where we direct mail. Sounds good to me.

best of luck to your new job...
i'm two months into my new job....

The poster woman for Micromanagement just came in the door....

advice to beem:

littlemissfab wrote:

advice to beem:

I don't wanna get shit on my shoes.

bmwracer wrote:

I don't wanna get shit on my shoes.

Fair enough.. I wouldn't want those on my shoes either... I use crappy steel toed ones when I do that to Krim... all you can do is glare at her i guess..