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Wynter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006 Posts: 19307 Location: Musa's Pocket Country: |
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:00 am Post subject: |
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Anime Dad wrote: | This isn't a joke, my brother swears it happened when he was on jury duty.
Can't remember exact details, but a witness was called who was German and who had very poor English. The judge asked if the lawyer had arranged an interpreter, which he hadn't. Eventually the judge asked if there was anyone in the court who spoke German. A guy who was sitting up the back put his hand up. So he was brought to the front. The judge asked him: "OK, ask the witness to state his name." The guy turns to the witness and says " Vat iss your neime??"
The guy got charged with contempt of court |
Are you serious?! _________________
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thtl
Joined: 27 Oct 2005 Posts: 5016 Location: Hong Kong Country: |
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:26 am Post subject: |
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thtl wrote: | Here is a true story.
A young lad went to a boarding school in England. One evening he walked into the TV room to find an interesting movie on, starring Michael Caine. So he asked his fellow inmate for the name of the movie and a smart-ass replied "The Italian blow job".
A couple of minutes later the house mistress (house master's wife, not the communal squeez) entered the room and, seeing the crowd, asked "What's on."
The innocent young lad responded with the top of his voice "The Italian BLOW JOB." You could hear a pin drop... |
LOL.
Kids are impressionable.
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thtl
Joined: 27 Oct 2005 Posts: 5016 Location: Hong Kong Country: |
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:28 am Post subject: |
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bmwracer wrote: |
LOL.
Kids are impressionable. |
That was the day this particular kid learned about evil...
I should know, it was me.
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:33 am Post subject: |
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thtl wrote: | I should know, it was me. |
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dochira
Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 8550 Location: California Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:43 am Post subject: |
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thtl wrote: |
That was the day this particular kid learned about evil...
I should know, it was me. |
Now that's a story to tell the grandkids.
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Michi
Joined: 10 Dec 2001 Posts: 3308 Location: cloud 9 Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:54 am Post subject: |
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dochira wrote: |
Now that's a story to tell the grandkids. |
lmao
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dochira
Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 8550 Location: California Country: |
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thtl
Joined: 27 Oct 2005 Posts: 5016 Location: Hong Kong Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:33 am Post subject: |
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dochira wrote: |
Now that's a story to tell the grandkids. |
I don't plan on having any and even if I did, I'm not going to explain to them what a 'blow job' is!
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Anime Dad
Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 11363 Location: �I�[�X�g�����A Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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thtl wrote: |
I don't plan on having any and even if I did, I'm not going to explain to them what a 'blow job' is! |
LOL, yeah, if my kids ask me that, it'll be a case of "Go ask your mother"
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Wynter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006 Posts: 19307 Location: Musa's Pocket Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:49 am Post subject: |
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thtl wrote: |
I don't plan on having any and even if I did, I'm not going to explain to them what a 'blow job' is! |
I didn't know grandparents played a part in producing grandkids... _________________
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Anime Dad
Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 11363 Location: �I�[�X�g�����A Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:51 am Post subject: |
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Wynter wrote: |
I didn't know grandparents played a part in producing grandkids... |
No, but I believe you have to have kids before having grandkids...
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Wynter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006 Posts: 19307 Location: Musa's Pocket Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:52 am Post subject: |
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Anime Dad wrote: |
No, but I believe you have to have kids before having grandkids... |
Is that so? _________________
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Anime Dad
Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 11363 Location: �I�[�X�g�����A Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: |
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Wynter wrote: |
Is that so? |
So i'm told. I wanted to skip the having kids part and just go straight to grandkids, but Mrs A.D. told me it wouldn't work
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thtl
Joined: 27 Oct 2005 Posts: 5016 Location: Hong Kong Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Wynter wrote: |
Is that so? |
Is the school you are teaching in housed in a Catholic nun's convent? Do you tell kids in sex-ed classes that all reproduction is done by divine impregnation?
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Wynter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006 Posts: 19307 Location: Musa's Pocket Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:14 am Post subject: |
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thtl wrote: |
Is the school you are teaching in housed in a Catholic nun's convent? Do you tell kids in sex-ed classes that all reproduction is done by divine impregnation? |
Of course not! Everyone knows babies come from large birds who deliver the infants into a mother's arms. _________________
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:32 am Post subject: |
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Anime Dad wrote: | This isn't a joke, my brother swears it happened when he was on jury duty.
Can't remember exact details, but a witness was called who was German and who had very poor English. The judge asked if the lawyer had arranged an interpreter, which he hadn't. Eventually the judge asked if there was anyone in the court who spoke German. A guy who was sitting up the back put his hand up. So he was brought to the front. The judge asked him: "OK, ask the witness to state his name." The guy turns to the witness and says " Vat iss your neime??"
The guy got charged with contempt of court |
LOL, an expensive joke for him.
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sadacori
Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 3930 Location: �p���_�N�ƔL�B Country: |
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Anime Dad wrote: |
LOL, yeah, if my kids ask me that, it'll be a case of "Go ask your mother" |
Tmi, AD. _________________
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Wynter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006 Posts: 19307 Location: Musa's Pocket Country: |
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:21 am Post subject: |
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Anime Dad wrote: |
LOL, yeah, if my kids ask me that, it'll be a case of "Go ask your mother" |
O please, you're kids already know what it is. _________________
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