Hehe, certainly, that is when I get some more experience and a girlfriend.

Kuraiyo wrote:

Hehe, certainly, that is when I get some more experience and a girlfriend.

It all starts with the hand first!!!!! J/K

Then you go on to master the art of "women"! Trust me! That's how I learned when I was a kid.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Girls on this board must think I'm a perv.
Actually, they're right!

Only 2 types of men on the planet.
-Those who admit it.
-And those who deny it.

All guys do it. No doubt.

As for me in my case, the "wife" is in Japan and has been for over a year.
What the hell am I supposed to do??????

-Ladies, y'all gotta admit that doing so is better than having the guy cheating on y'all!

ahochaude wrote:

It all starts with the hand first!!!!! J/K Then you go on to master the art of "women"! Trust me! That's how I learned when I was a kid. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Girls on this board must think I'm a perv. Actually, they're right! Only 2 types of men on the planet. -Those who admit it. -And those who deny it. All guys do it. No doubt. As for me in my case, the "wife" is in Japan and has been for over a year. What the hell am I supposed to do?????? -Ladies, y'all gotta admit that doing so is better than having the guy cheating on y'all!

Way to go! Try yoga for a change if it gets too monotonous.
We're all getting through this, perfectly natural!

Kuraiyo wrote:

We're all getting through this, perfectly natural!

All men are for the course (well, almost) of their lives.........

Kuraiyo wrote:

Way to go! Try yoga for a change if it gets too monotonous.

Yoga?? I've never considered it. Is it worth looking into?
And is Kuma Sutra some kind of Yoga form/art?

'Cause I got the secret weapon which is better than Kuma Sutra!

ahochaude wrote:

Yoga?? I've never considered it. Is it worth looking into? And is Kuma Sutra some kind of Yoga form/art? 'Cause I got the secret weapon which is better than Kuma Sutra!

I'm not really into yoga but I've meditated sometimes and it's quite effective when you're stressed.
Heh, I think Kama sutra's something completely different. It's basically just a guide to different sexual positions. In this case I think Kama Sutra's your ultimate weapon.
Not that I've read it.

Kuraiyo wrote:

I'm not really into yoga but I've meditated sometimes and it's quite effective when you're stressed. Heh, I think Kama sutra's something completely different. It's basically just a guide to different sexual positions. In this case I think Kama Sutra's your ultimate weapon. Not that I've read it.

Like I said, I've got a "secret weapon" that far surpasses Kuma Sutra!

Heh, you wouldn't happen to use Rina Uchiyama as a part of your "secret weapon"?

Kuraiyo wrote:

Heh, you wouldn't happen to use Rina Uchiyama as a part of your "secret weapon"?

No, I use her as my "target"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty easy "target" to hit?

Kuraiyo wrote:

Pretty easy "target" to hit?

Only in my dreams is it easy to hit!!!!!!!

Real life situation is muri!
-Kamoshirehen.


If I were to fulfill my "dream" in real-life, I'd just need some Rina pics and a bottle of lube!!!!

ahochaude wrote:

It all starts with the hand first!!!!! J/K Girls on this board must think I'm a perv. Actually, they're right! Only 2 types of men on the planet. -Those who admit it. -And those who deny it. All guys do it. No doubt.

are u talking about what i think ur talking about!? ...u are a perv...

funny but still a perv

lovelessemotion wrote:

...u are a perv... funny but still a perv

Yes I am.

But so are you.

man this got soooo farofftopic... but.. speak for ur self buddy... i'm a nice boy!

oh btw i'm 21 now... ur 22 right? i'm cathing up to ya..hahaha

lovelessemotion wrote:

man this got soooo farofftopic... but.. speak for ur self buddy... i'm a nice boy! oh btw i'm 21 now... ur 22 right? i'm cathing up to ya..hahaha

I think I can speak on both of our behalf on this......

We're nice guys, it's just that we're pervs!

Neither of us can deny it. Remember all those posts about *stuff* we did before?

Hey, nothing wrong with that. As long as it's not out of control, hentai-type, or child-type. Heterosexual pervs are alright!

Congrats. on making 21. Now you don't have to drink from a brown paper bag and ask homeless people to buy you beer anymore!!!

Now you can go to the club and by yourself a drink. Not to mention some of the ladies too!

I'll be 23 on May 01.

I feel like a "Jiji" already. Since I'm a perv, a "Kusojiji" would be more appropriate.

ahochaude wrote:

Neither of us can deny it. Remember all those posts about *stuff* we did before?

nope can't remember... OJIIIIIIIISAN

lovelessemotion wrote:

nope can't remember... OJIIIIIIIISAN

A perv in denial! Ha! I love it!

i really can't rememeber... dude! what post?

lovelessemotion wrote:

i really can't rememeber... dude! what post?

I'll dig for the link.........

man!...what the heck does this have to do with catching flies?

lovelessemotion wrote:

i really can't rememeber... dude! what post

ahochaude wrote:

I'll dig for the link.........

I found it.


http://www.jdorama.com/viewtopic_2545_15.htm

AND

http://www.jdorama.com/viewtopic_2545_30.htm


Now do you remember????!!!

lovelessemotion wrote:

man!...what the heck does this have to do with catching flies?

Nothing. We drifted off topic a while ago.

If you want to back to talking about flies, go ahead.

But I don't think anyone wants to talk about flies and that game because that guy Kuraiyo caught 288 flies. Which kicked everyone else's @$$ and now no one wants to oppose him 'cause he's just too good.