My little lizard visitor from a couple of weeks ago was back, but this time not in the house: I went out to water the lawn in the backyard and he was sunning himself on the concrete walkway.....

The are really very good around the house and garden. They eat insects. We had one for years in the garage who got all the spiders, much to my husband's relief..

Peg

Anime Dad wrote:

Wow, I missed Eve's wedding? Congrats Eve & Tom!

+ 1

brad2 wrote:

The are really very good around the house and garden. They eat insects. We had one for years in the garage who got all the spiders, much to my husband's relief.. Peg

The key is "around the house" and not "in the house."

I don't want to wake up in the morning eye-to-eye with the little fella.

bmwracer wrote:

The key is "around the house" and not "in the house." I don't want to wake up in the morning eye-to-eye with the little fella.

He can be your buddy like the little guy from the Geico commercials.

Tu_triky wrote:

He can be your buddy like the little guy from the Geico commercials.

I didn't notice any Aussie accent from the little guy... Though he mentioned that he does like Paul Hogan.

bmwracer wrote:

I didn't notice any Aussie accent from the little guy... Though he mentioned that he does like Paul Hogan.

Pretty soon you guys will be drinking Foster's Tallboy cans together over a grill in the backyard.

Tu_triky wrote:

Pretty soon you guys will be drinking Foster's Tallboy cans together over a grill in the backyard.

Correction, "The Barbie."

bmwracer wrote:

Correction, "The Barbie."

Yes, I will bring the kangaroo and dingo meat. (No stereotyping here...)

Made my jury duty call tonight... No service.

And I don't have to call back until next week at this time.

Interesting................ But I'm not complaining.

bmwracer wrote:

Made my jury duty call tonight... No service. And I don't have to call back until next week at this time. Interesting................ But I'm not complaining.

Thank the lizard!

Tu_triky wrote:

Thank the lizard!

You said it...!

bmwracer wrote:

You said it...!

It's the way he pays rent for sunbathing on your turf.

Tu_triky wrote:

It's the way he pays rent for sunbathing on your turf.

Maybe it's thanks for cutting him loose after being shop vac-ed.

bmwracer wrote:

Maybe it's thanks for cutting him loose after being shop vac-ed.

Whatcha do? Try to give him a Flobee haircut?

Tu_triky wrote:

Whatcha do? Try to give him a Flobee haircut?

LOL.

A guy's gotta practice on something before trying it on himself.

bmwracer wrote:

LOL. A guy's gotta practice on something before trying it on himself.

Hehe. Little guy went from lizard to guinea pig in 3 seconds flat

Tu_triky wrote:

Hehe. Little guy went from lizard to guinea pig in 3 seconds flat

He's a chameleon.

bmwracer wrote:

He's a chameleon.

Beta taster for Ron Popeil.

Man dies after having eel inserted in rectum during a prank gone awry

By The Daily Caller

| Published: 04/30/10 at 11:56 AM | Updated: 05/01/10 at 11:00 AM


In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man�fs bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.

Chef dies after feeling eel

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mvjQS9ih