�Darth Sampson!� a woman in a ridiculous uniform bowed to her superior, known as Darth Sampson, ruler of the biggest planet in the galaxy. She intended to take over the whole colonies on her own hand. Though the biggest, it may not be the most powerful since the occupiers were not suitable to rule that planet. The woman looked at her in dismay. She was unable to hear anything properly, only random mumble. It must be Darth Sampson�s helmet.
�I�m sorry your majesty, I cannot hear you properly?�
�Damn it! Are you deaf?� Darth Sampson took off her big helmet which was actually an instant perm maker. �What are you laughing at?�
�Nothing your majesty, perm is a trend in this galaxy nowadays.� Though that guard seemed to about having a fit laugh but managed to hold it. Nonetheless, Darth Sampson had a sixth sense ability to detect a sneer of bitching even if it was only in a mind. However, detection was different than reading a mind. She had not reached the level of reading�s people mind yet or it might be a disaster. Imagine a bimbo witch having that particular trait.
�Did I sense a mockery just now? She looked at her.
�I did not do anything your majesty.�
�Liar!� she threw her helmet at her.
�Ouch!� the guard got hit on her head and she was in pain with some little blood flowing from her forehead. �I�m sorry your highness. I promise not to do that again. No bitchy thought.� But at the same time she was thinking of another bitchy thought calling her names. Bitch whack, butt ugly bitch with low life and also the worst yet also forbidden �Stupid Bitch�. One single sense of that word, Darth Sampson would show no mercy. She definitely would send a damage makeover and plastic surgery failure sentence.
�You are not sincere. And did I sense that word?!!!� cried Darth Sampson.
�What word?�
�That word in your mind.�
�I did not think of anything, I�m too stupid to think of anything.�
�Don�t deny! I hate denial bitch!� but that guard accidentally thought that word again.
�Ah! I sense it again. How dare you?�
�What? I did not think of that �Stupid Bitch� words.� She said. The other guards were tapping their forehead �D�uh�.
�That�s it! Take her away. What�s your name again?�
�She�s just one of the maids in training!� said one the guard who lined up next to Darth Simpson.
�Whatever. Kill her. No mercy.�
�NO!!! Don�t! I hate you, you stupid bitch!!� she poured out all of her thoughts in words once the guards dragged her to the penalty room.
Another Darth bimbo arrived in the hall. Her name was Darth Split. She whispered something on Darth Sampson which basically told her about the escape and the stolen sacred water. �We must bring this to the Council of Bimbo and then reported this to the Great One!� said Darth Sampson.
�Oh yeah, If I may ask for all this galaxy years, I have been wondering who is the Great One?� asked Darth Split .
�I don�t know.�
�You�ve never met him before?� asked Darth Split looking at Darth Sampson who shook her head. �Why was he called that?�
�Because he is great?!� Darth Sampson scratched her head feeling unsure whilst staring into space accompanied by Darth Split.
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�Aka! Is this going to be a crash landing?� Angel bit her lower lips feeling so anxious to see her radical decision of her sister.
�It is inevitable.� Aka gave a deep look to her sister as she pulled the lever above her head to speed up.
�You are seriously crazy!! AKA!!� Angel shouted as her hands held the arms� seat very tightly.
The enemy�s ships had lost their target as soon as Aka decided to turn right to Batz and made a radical move. That little spaceship penetrated to the atmosphere of planet Batz. They fell unconscious because of the impact of the speed that brushed with the atmosphere. Their hand held each other so tight afraid of losing one another. The crashed landing was quite a harsh it created a loud noise somewhere in the wood, still their hands could not be separated.
�What was that!!?� Go jumped from the ground as soon as he felt the shaky ground. Jun and Junichi fell down from the tree but fortunately for Miyake to be quite agile he managed to grab a big branch and landed safely to the ground. �Why did he always be so fortunate?� Go grumbled next to Miyake who only drew his sarcastic smile.
�This is not good.� Junichi got up brushing up the dirt on his clothes.
�Bleah!� Jun blew a leaf landed on his hair.
The girls could not help but laughed at them. �Shut up!� Go protested. Feeling there was no point of arguing with the pouty one, they decided to stop laughing.
�I�m going to check what�s going on. I thought I heard a kaboom noise couple of kilometers from here.� Said Jewel to Pati and Liss.
�I heard that too. Let�s go check that out.�
�Err Girls, I got a transportation. My cosmic speeder is quite roomy� said Miyake winking to the girls. �It�s enough for the six of us.�
�Why not!� said Jewel.
-----
�My Queen!� A young woman dressed in all black bowed to her majesty Queen Rinrin, ruler of Planet Deeva. She was the opposition of Darth Sampson and found herself struggling to fight Darth Sampson and had been striving to find a way to convince the Galaxy Senate that Darth Sampson was currently forming a secret council to rule the galaxy. Nobody would believe that. Queen Rinrin discovered that Darth Sampson had stolen the sacred water from the White Temple located in planet Taj, the Senate headquarters. That sacred water could help Darth Sampson to do her bad deeds.
�Rise, Mixx.� She ordered.
�I�ve lost contact with Aka and Angel. They might be in danger.� She reported.
�Have you checked their emergency saver signal?�
�Yes your majesty. I got that an hour ago but it was lost somewhere in coordinate 1-8-1�
�Coordinate 1-8-1?�
�Yes.�
�Batz� A man who sat next to Queen Rinrin replied. He was King Suga, her husband who also supported his wife to prevent the coup d�etat who was about to be launched by Darth Sampson.
�Batz?� Queen Rinrin exchanged her glances to him.
�I was trained there. I was a former knight until I decided to marry Queen Rinrin. A knight cannot maintain his identity as one unless he marries a Soclaris.�
�Soclaris?�
�Space Sorcerer.� He replied again. �Until now, they have not yet discovered the real chosen soclaris to lead the rest of them who had been discovered.�
�How many has been discovered?�
�So far only seven of them. They need two other to form the circle. This war has been predicted long time ago.�
�The situation is getting worse and we cannot avoid the battle. I just don�t want our daughter, princess zaza to get hurt. She�s going to be sent to the senate to represent us there. It�s her time.�
�Don�t worry, Takeshi will be on her side your highness.� said Mixx. �He is one of the top Commanders in this galaxy and I�m sure she will be in safe hand. Beside, Princess Zaza is also well-trained in combat battle. I personally trained her as well along side with my partner Joe.�
The Queen and the King nodded agreeing with her explanation.
�So, what are we going to do then? I mean we should find out the where about of Aka and Angel.�
�That too has been covered. Joe has taken his own initiative to track them down; I hope you don�t mind him your highness since he should have reported first before taking this action.�
�That�s alright. It�s an emergency anyway. I�m just worried about them.�
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Hmm..zaza...maybe we can copy paste something memorable..i.e Pati's encounter with V6 members in the new forum? Just a suggestion.
Make a new post..with the title "V6 ...something at jdorama"
Or maybe the Drama that we also encounter? Do you girls want the REAL LIFE Drama to be put as a something to think about in our new forum?
So, post the ridiculuos fan fic eh? Alright!
I don't mind.. do what ur want as long as u feel it's okay.
u're the mod
Miyake arrived in time with his friends to safe Angel and Aka. They saw the ship was about to explode after rattling noise at the back, the engine tank. At the same time the emergency monitor started to create buzzing noise as if someone was about to make contact to the ship. Too late, the message did not reach them in time. Miyake and Junichi had taken Aka and Angel out from the ship.
�The wa..wat..wat.er..� Aka was struggling to convey a message to them.
�What Meter?� asked Junichi
�Meter? It�s water you deaf!� Go slapped his head.
�Water? Did she mean that little crystal box left inside?� Miyake pointed to the little crystal box laid next to the ruined pilot seat. He quickly grabbed it without thinking any further. �Let�s go guys we have to evacuate them and I think you girls have to take them home.� He suggested. �Since they are girls and we are guys, and you know it�s morally inappropriate right? So..�
�We get what you mean wise guy!� said Pati.
�Come on Girls! Move your butt, the ship is about to explode!!� cried Jun impatiently.
Thirty second later the ship blew up into pieces. Nothing left, not even a trace of the black box containing their last record of the ship. Everyone was relief and Aka could not stop mentioning about the water. She murmured randomly about the water, the council of Bimbo and many others undetected words.
�Did I hear caressing Bimbo?� asked Junichi to the others followed by his own laughter which nobody really got it.
�Did it sound like that?� Go slapped his head again for a thousand times that week. �It�s council of Bimbo! Eh? What the hell is that anyway? Council of Bimbo? I�ve never heard of that before.�
The soclaris girls were stealing glances to one another, a very familiar name to them. It was a name that had been predicted in the journal of Soclaris although it was not clear since the journal only mentioned an initial CB. Supposedly �CB� should stand for that name, an abbreviation, a prediction that would lead to galaxy lunacy, galaxy chaos even worse galaxy stupidity. The journal stated that the CB brought stupidity across the twelve planets conquering and invading every race existed in the whole galaxy. Stupidity was contagious. The Light used to remind the soclaris girls to converse intelligently at least one hour or two to avoid the blankness in the mind, because it crept in you without you noticing its presence.
If Master Yada should put it as a guest guru for the soclaris back then �Contagious stupidity can be. Blankness and shallowness crawl your mind would be. Ignorance leads to bliss, bliss leads to blank, blank leads to stupidity.� He paused. �Get in your way stupidity must not let you. Dangerous to the human race it is, because exist stupidity within you always. Your strength only repels the stupidity can. �
Usually when he became guest lecturer, most of the disciples when in awed not because of his philosophical idea, don�t get you wrong, his philosophical idea was highly sophisticated. It was all because of the language barrier. Only the older ones of the knights and the soclaris girls would understand him. Not the rest of the knights. They always scratched their head. It was a good thing the younger knights were not under the supervision of Master Yada.
Everyone was looking to the sky above trying to remember master Yada�s philosophical value.
�Guys? What are you looking at above?� asked Pati a little bit confused.
�I have no idea, we sort of want to know too since all three of you are looking up above.� said Miyake. �What�s up there?�
�Nothing.� Replied Liss
�Why are you looking up then?� asked Miyake again.
�It�s none of your business.� Said Liss again.
�Why can�t we know?� asked Miyake
�This is so ridiculous. We looked up above with no particular reason because we like it okay?� Pati raising her voice which made Miyake and the rest of the guys jerked off a bit feeling surprised. �Junichi., look front, steer!�
�Ok.�
�Do you think it�s that prophecy Jewel?� asked Liss toning her voice down.
�It could be. We have to consult this to the Light.� she replied softly.
�Let�s not involve those boys first alright?� said Jewel again whispering to them.
---
�Report, Joe to Mixx.� A face in a monitor appeared. Mixx was in the headquarters room with the Queen and the King who currently tried to keep up with Joe�s news about their most trusted spy. �We hear you Joe.�
�I lost contact with them. They escaped with a merchant ship, unequipped with weapon and landed on coordinate 1-8-1, Batz. I managed to track down the emergency communication from there and also penetrated their communication. Too bad, once I got into them, I lost contact again. And..� Joe paused hesitantly continued to report.
�What?� asked Mixx
�Another bad discovery, the ship blew up into pieces.�
�Any trace of their body that you can detect from the radar?� asked Mixx again looking worried to hear her comrades� condition.
�I have no idea. Looks like that I have to land there and seek for the truth. I will keep you updated.� Joe gave one salute and took off.
�Your Majesty..� Mixx turned to Queen Rinrin.
�I just hope that they are still alive.� said the Queen her hand was held by the King trying to comfort her.
----
The Council of Bimbo gathered for emergency meeting. Only one man there as the head of the Council, called Darth Lovehole or known as the girly Darth having an eminent power to uphold the stupidity, that was why the Bimbos called him the Great One.As always, in the Council of Bimbo meeting, with the whole gang of Bimbo members, it went quiet resolving nothing. They sat there stupefied trying so hard to figure out a way to express their thoughts into spoken words. One of them liked to observe the ceiling more than anything else. At last, on hour later one of them finally could speak out.
�Kill them!� she said. It was Darth Sampson eagerly banging her hands on the table, standing up on her feet firmly to the ground and walking slowly passing each of the members, with snotty facial expression. That must had been hurt, banging her hands without any reason just to appear cool.
�Kill who?� asked another one.
�Darth Ayu, of cours, those two escapees!�
�Girls..� Darth Lovehole stood up and started to speak up with his girlie tone. �We cannot afford to loose temper at this important meeting.� He paused adjusting his ridiculous crown with twirl around shaped mounted like a feces shape with golden color having a diamond at the tip of it. That crown suited well on his head because he always ranted endlessly without any point and mostly useless nonsense. Wetting his lips with his tongue and made slight gesture of turning his head to the left eyeing for Darth Sampson before he continued to rant. �I actually love to barge into a catfight but this time I have no time to do that because I�m utterly annoyed of this monstrosity. How could we loose those little culprits? Who was supposed to be the guard?�
�Darth Loveassthole..� said one of them
�Darth Aya! I demand not to call me with my full name.� He protested.
�I�m sorry your honor.� She bowed to apologize. �It was me. Blame me.� A moment later two male servants came into the room with trays of beverages. They were tall, well-build and bishonen like type carefully distributing the drinks. He completely had forgotten about Darth Aya who was actually ready to be punished. Everybody knew within the Council of Bimbo, that Darth Lovehole was in the state of denial, he had a lover the special assassin code name Zitshith who apparently became a public secret that she too had no interest in any men in the galaxy. It was all just cover up.
As the male servant walked pass him, Darth Sampson notice the movement of Darth Lovehole who slightly moved his seat to be a little closer to them. The male servant dropped the drinks and apologized to him. He bowed and begged for mercy not to be condemned with any punishment. He was about to touch the back of that boy but luckily, Darth Split noticed that she exchanged glances to Darth Sampson trying to hold her laugh.
�EHM!� Darth Sampson coughed. �Are we still in discussion about the move to destroy planet Deeva? Or at least kill the Queen or something and of course track down those two traitors?�
Everybody went in silence and Darth Lovehole almost fell off his chair from that unexpected cough warning, the bishy male servant ran off immediately before he tasted his harassment. It was the most brilliant idea ever came up after those hours of silence without doing anything. Darth Sampson accidentally poured out an unthinkable thought. �Did I say something wrong? Why are you become quiet? Is it my perm? Or my torpedo metal bra that I�m wearing? It�s vintage you know Madinna wore it at her Bitch Ambition Galaxy Concert.�
�No, you idiot! You just said something brilliant.� Said Darth Split. �Did you all get that?�
�Get what?� the floors muttering randomly. That was quiet a struggle for Darth Sampson to repeat all the things that she had said and they had to dig it all over again within another hour.
�So, we kill Queen Rinrin of the Planet Deeva alongside with her daughter and of course the two traitors.� said Darth Lovehole reading from the scrapping paper handed by Darth Ayu. �Good. But who is going to kill Queen Rinrin?�
�Your lover. Zitshith. I heard she is good.� Darth Sampson disgustingly whispered to his ear wagging her tongue out like a slut. He jerked her off feeling a bit disgusted since it was not the male servant with hot body who did that to him. �Ok, I get your point. We send her down. And of course send those momusu to track down those two traitors.�
�I heard that the Queen�s husband is hot.� Darth Lovehole blabbering without any reason triggering insinuation among the Council of Bimbo which they believe that incidental declaration had confirmed his taste. Nobody in the floor replied to his remark, too astonished whilst it made Darth Lovehole looked like a fool trying to rephrase his words �I mean the Queen�s husband is hot tempered, right? Ehheh.� He wiped his forehead with his white embroidered handkerchief. After a second of silence observing his handkerchief, the Council of Bimbo continued their mutter.
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I was wondering does V6 have a new PV out? I downloaded a PV last night and it was called Mejirushi no Kioku..... is this new or old? I'm bad at keeping up with info. Can someone tell me please
I was wondering does V6 have a new PV out? I downloaded a PV last night and it was called Mejirushi no Kioku..... is this new or old? I'm bad at keeping up with info. Can someone tell me please
That's an old PV from Love, life and infinity album
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Me and my crazy imagination. Just give me moment to update more. I need to pump up my bitchy level to continue the fan fic 
Just a suggestion.
Ok thanks for setting me straight... See how much I know... 
