I'm not a KAT-TUN fan, but I always loved Utaban episode where Nakai's junior appear as guests. Usually, Nakai got all excited acting as senpai!^^ This one is quite interesting too, so I decided to provide the translations^^
Hmm...I don't actually understand why is there a Tokuban, also an Utaban. Perhaps Tokuban is a name for Utaban Special episode, which has longer duration and more guests?? I dunno...^^;
Tokuban - KATTUN [23 March 2006]
translated by Yanie
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Nakai: It's their first appearance, KATTSUN desu!!!
KAT-TUN: Domo....onegaishimasu....yoroshiku onegaishimasu....
(After they all sit...)
Taka: Wait, wait a minute...he was wrong, right?(to KATTUN) It's not Kattsun right?
Nakai: Kattsun darou!! This reads -ttsun, no?!
KAT-TUN: TUN desu.
Nakai: (to Tanaka) You...are you Yamamoto KID(a bald boxer)? (everyone laughs)
Tanaka: Yes, I guess...I got that alot...
Taka: Why are you the only one bald? Johnny's Jimusho allow this?
Tanaka: It's not forbidden, at least...
Nakai: You know, I think you suits as an EXILE member more!
(evryone laughs)
Nakai: His smile is not refreshing too...(Tanaka laughs)
Taka: Okay then, let's just start introducing...
Nakai: Ok, ok...starts from that end.
Taka: Really...this, this....all of your first letters formed the name KAT-TUN?
KAT-TUN: Sou desu, sou desu.
Tanaka: According to this seat order...
Taka: Ah...(pointing them one by one) K...A...T...T...U...N...
Nakai: So, did you do the letter-forming moves?? (giving an example of forming letters with his arms^^; ) K-A-T-T-U-N! Like that?
KAT-TUN: (laughs) No, no...
Nakai: Okay, let's start the introduction.
Kame: Kamenashi desu! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Taka: Kamenashi has...
Nakai: You've came with Yamashita-kun before, right?
Kame: Yes, for the Seishun single release...
Nakai: Next!
Jin: Akanishi Jin desu! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
(sorry, I don't really get what they're talking about^^; )
Nakai: Next.
Taguchi: Taguchi Junnosuke desu.
Nakai: Taguchi-kun....(looking at the info paper) Areee...Taguchi-kun, you...?
Taguchi: We've worked together before in a movie...
Nakai: Aaaa....Taguchi da!!!!(he widened his eyes, looks really surprised xD On the screen, written MOHOUHAN)
Taguchi: (smiling, nod) Hai...ohisashiburi(long time no see) desu.
Nakai: Taguchi dayo na!?
Taguchi: Hai...sou desu.
Nakai: Ah..aa...gomen...(looking down, lol!)
Taka: Next.
Tanaka: The rapper, Tanaka Koki desu.
Nakai: Why did you join Johnny's?
Tanaka: Anoo....my parents registered for me, without my notice.
(After this, I think Nakai asked what's wrong with his eyebrows x) But, I didn't get what they're saying)
Nakai: Next.
Ueda: Hai, okane daisuki(I like money), Ueda Tatsuya desu.
Nakai: What?
Ueda: Hai, okane daisuki!
Nakai: How many yen usually is there, in your wallet?
Ueda: Usually...aa....about 3000 yen.
(everyone laughs)
Nakai: Ueda-kun...
Ueda: Hai!
Nakai: Last one...
Nakamaru: Hai...domo! Nakamaru desu~!!
(everyone laughs, on the bottom of the screen, written: Is this really a surname??)
Nakai: Mmh...how should I put it, it's like... "Nakamaru! Hurry get me some juice!!" (Haha! He mean like a staff or sumthin'?? xD Not an artist-like name?)
(everyone laughs)
Taka: But, Nakamaru huh...? I really think you should change your name...
(LOL!)
Taka: Like...Hanamaru....
(I think, Hanamaru is a stationery brand?? There's a colourful sun and cloud logo, on the screen, with colourful Hanamaru written on the bottom. Haha!)
Nakai: (sees Nakamaru holding a mic) Why are you holding a mic?
Nakamaru: I'm going to demonstrate Human Beat Box....
Tanaka: Like boipa...(I dunno, what is boipa?? xD)
Nakai: Oh, just like what Guu-san (Yamaguchi Tomomitsu, one of Ii Tomo host) usually do?
KAT-TUN: (laughs) Yeah, yeah...something like that.
(Nakamaru starts the demo. Sugooooiii!!! Just as good as RAG FAIR's percussion vocalist!!^^ But this one, is like DJ machine sounds, ne^^ Sugoi! Everyone's clapping.)
Nakai: Amazing! He's so good at it!! Eh...did you fart just now??
Nakamaru: No, no!! Absolutely not!!!
Nakai: Really?? I heard a "butss" sound, y'know!!!
Nakamaru: No, no! That's a sound from this, from this!(pointing at his mouth)
Nakai: I'm shocked...
Nakamaru: No, no, no!(he stand up!^^)
Nakai: Just now, he kinda lifted his butt, y'know!
Nakamaru: No, no! I didn't!
Nakai: He lifted his butt in front of me!
Nakamaru: Shitenai desu yo!!!(No, I didn't!!!)
Next is "Hajimemashite, KAT-TUN desu!" segment. It was said, they did concerts 11 times in a day? Every concert is 40 minutes, starting from 8 o'clock in the morning. Is this true? I'm not sure myself, if I understand it right, sorry x) They have to rush eating, there's only a 15-mins break. Also, about how they still using train and taxi to go anywhere.
Next is, "Toota Raizaa" segment (I dunno, is this suppose to be English words?). Every member hold a button to press, if the statement fits them.
Taka: "Among this group, I have the best singing vocal,".
(3 members pressed)
Nakai: Truthfully, who has the best singing vocal?
Jin: Me. If it's only among these six, I'm not losing.
Nakai: Not losing, huh? If its among this group...?
Jin: Among this group...
(After that, Taka-san commented Jin's eyebrows, but I don't get what they said x) Also, Nakai told them a story...I'm not sure, though. I think its something about, when he was in a BangBang rehearsal performance, when it was his turn to sing, one of the backdancer "sshhh"-ed him. But, I dunno, I'm not sure xD)
Taka: "Among this group, there's a member I feel uncomfortable with, if left alone with him on backstage,"
(5 members pressed! Everyone laughs!)
Taka: I guess...this group have problems, huh?
Nakai: "That member I feel uncomfortable with, is Kamenashi-kun!".
(Kame feels objected, but I can't hear what he said x) Turned out, there are 2 members who feel uncomfortable with Kame on backstage! Kame press his head on the table...on the screen, written: SHOCK...^^)
Nakai: "Those who feel it's not Kamenashi-kun, but Akanishi-kun!"
(2 members, too!)
Jin: Maji de?! Oi, dare dayo!! (Seriously!? Oi, who is it!!)
Nakai: No, no. It can't be said. Among these 4 members, even though there are who feel uncomfortable with Kamenashi-kun and Akanishi-kun...both of you should not know.
Jin: Why is it, why do you feel uncomfortable?
Nakamaru: Eh, I didn't press the button...
(someone said): You shouldn't tell!
Nakai: But, it's not hate right?
Jin: Oh well, alright. It's fine.
Taka: How long has this group been together?
KAT-TUN: 5 years.
Taka: Ah, 5 years...I guess, its natural if there's already a member you feel uncomfortable with, huh?
Tanaka: But, it doesn't mean hate. (ehh?? So, Tanaka pressed the button? xD)
Nakai: Ok, then should we hear if there's anyone hate anyone? "Among this group, there's a member I hate!".
(2 appear on the digital board! xD Everyone goes, "Heeeehhhh???".)
Jin: Maji de?!? Who is it?!
Nakai: No, it can't be said. Now, (Nakai's eyes are glowing...LOL!) "The member I hate is...!" (everyone laughs)
KAT-TUN: (to Nakai) He looked suspicious....I think it's better if the name is not mentioned.
Nakai: "Kamenashi da!".
Kame: Usooo(no way)....
(2 appear again on the board! Jin is laughing and standing up. Kame acts upset, stand up, and walk like he wants to go home. On the screen, written: Dai-SHOCK with red color now xD)
KAT-TUN: Kame-chaan! Kame-chan!!
(Kame back to his seat)
Taka: "I hate him because he released Amigo by himself!"
(Another 2 appear!! Wahahaha!!!!
Kame walks off again, while laughing)
Tanaka: Kame-chan!
Nakai: Shouganai no(there's nothing you can do)...!
Kame: He??
Nakai: Shouganai no, since you released a single by yourself first.
Jin: (patting Kame's seat) Come here. Everything will change, when we grow up.(LOL!)
Nakai: Gee..Akanishi has changed, huh? Just now, he was still, "Oi! Dare dayo!?".
(Kame back to his seat)
Nakai: Well...you know if it's a group, someone that we feel uncomfortable with, will eventually come. If it was me with Goro... You know, if I was left alone with Goro in a room, I will definitely immediately walk out of the room! Really! I can't be left alone with Goro! Or if I'm about entering a room, then I see only Goro is there...I will suddenly stop my steps....I want to go in. But my legs can't stand it, and I will eventually walks out of there immediately!
(KAT-TUN laughs)
Taka: But in 5 years, I guess...its natural if there's someone you're uncomfortable with. You know, it has become "KATTSUN"!!(on the screen, the letters written in zig-zag...I'm not sure, what it means... x)) You know, this short line really shouldn't be there in the middle! Then its like divided: KAT-TUN! These 3-persons group, and these 3-persons group.
Taka: Alright, last statement, "I still want to be a KAT-TUN member until 10 years later!".
(Only 4 members pressed! Uh-oh!!! LOL!)
All: Heeeee.....??!
Kame: I think we need a meeting after this.
Nakai: Sou dayo na??
Nakai: (patting Nakamaru's shoulder) So you gonna look for a new job?
Nakamaru: Eh? I pressed the button, I did! (LOL!)
After REAL FACE performance, there's a games segment. First, baseball game, the one where the balls come out from a machine. If one can hit the ball with the bat, he can shoot a basketball to the rings that has been labeled with present names, requested by KAT-TUN members. There are 6 rings. If they can shoot in the ball to one of the ring, then they will have the present labeled on the ring. But if they can't hit the baseball ball, they won't have a chance to shoot the basket ball.
Nakai and Taka did a demo on the baseball game, but they failed. Apparently, 5 KAT-TUN members failed too. Last turn is Kame.
Nakai: For your information, if you can hit this ball...you really are a STAR. I'm telling you, if Kimura is here, he will definitely hit the ball.
All: Woooo....!!! C'mon, c'mon!! You can do it, you can!(evryone is clapping, supporting Kame^^)
Nakai: We'll see if he is a STAR or not!!!
Taka: C'mon, the support sounds!(to Nakamaru)
(Nakamaru starts sounding the DJ machine^^)
Nakai: Ah..chotto...
Nakai, Kame, Jin: Urusai, urusai(noisy)!
Nakamaru: Eh...? (LOL!)
Taka quietly take the mic from Nakamaru and let out DJ machine sounds like Nakamaru (only it sounds bad, not cool at all xD)...LOL!!
Turn out, Kame hit the ball. Sugoooi! Everyone is clapping and cheering! They told him to try it once again.
Kame: (to Nakamaru)Omae urusai!!(you're noisy!)
Nakai: Yeah, it's noisy, y'know!!!
Nakamaru: It's not me, it's not me! Not me!!
Kame starts again. This time, Taka's sounds is only "Dug, dugudug...". Everyone laughs. Kame didn't hit the ball, he failed! x)
Nakai: (act like scolding Nakamaru) How many times I've told you!!
Nakamaru: Not me, not me!
Nakai: What's your name?
Nakamaru: Nakamaru desu.
Nakai: Then, it's you!!
Kame start once again. Silence. The ball is about to come out. But, Nakai stopped him.
Nakai: (to Nakamaru) Chotto, chotto...do it, the sounds!! It was Taka-san before, now is the real person's turn!
Eventually, Kame hit the ball once again!^^ Nakai give them 3 chances to shoot the basket ball.
Nakai: Who wants to shoot? Who has basket experience? (Ueda & Taguchi raise their hands) Oh, Ueda-kun and Taguchi-kun has experience?
Ueda, Taguchi: But, it's really high...
Nakai: Kamenashi, you do it too. Then, choose another two.
Kame: Okay then, the ones who pressed the button. Who is it?
Nakamaru: Which one?
Kame: The ones who hate me...
Five of them raising hands: Me, me, me, me, me!!! (LOL!!)
Kame: Alright then, Ueda and Taguchi...
Taguchi succeed, shoot in to the ring which labeled the present he requested!! Too bad, Ueda failed.
Nakai: (patting Ueda's shoulder) Yappa, Kamenashi nan dayo...(it has to be Kamenashi...)
Kame: Then, I'll shoot Sentaki(washing tools? Tanaka's request).
Tanaka: Yatta!!! Kame-chan daisuki!!
Jin: So, after this you won't press the button anymore, huh?(meaning: you won't hate Kame anymore^^)
Tanaka: Aa...
Jin: Ee...?? So, you DID press the button??
Tanaka: Ha?? No, no...I did not!!!
Turn out, Kame failed x)
Taka: Then, how about senpai, you try it too.
Nakai: Ah, ikimasshou ka?(alright, I'll go) Which one should I shoot? Whichever?
(note: Though Nakai is a #1 baseball fan, he was also active at the basketball club back in highschool with Kimura^^)
Taka: Wait, fix your hat.
(Taka pull down Nakai's hat covering his eyes.)
Nakai: Then, I can't see??
Taka: Okay. C'mon, c'mon, support him!!(to Nakamaru xD)
Nakamaru start sounding again, but this time, the beat is slow and not as noisy as before....Nakai then, do silly moves around...LOL!
Nakai: Wait a minute! (to Nakamaru)Do it more upbeat, will ya?
Nakai stand-by again. But Nakamaru's beat is still slow...LOL!! Nakai do the silly moves around again! xD Then, Taka kick his butt.
Nakai: Do it more upbeat!! Ah..you don't have to do it now... Yosh, I'm going now! (Nakai pull down his hat covering his eyes) Yosha!
(I thought, "Is he crazy?")
Nakai shoot the ball.......and, IT GOT IN!!!O_o Nakai-kun, sugooooi!!!^0^ He shoot in to the Sentaki ring. So Tanaka shake Nakai's hand, LOL! Evryone goes, "Sugoi, sugoi!! Maji de?!".
Nakai: (lifting his hat with confused face)...eh...actually, I'm the one who shocked the most...
Hahahaa....!!
Jaa...ijyou desu! I'm sorry, that the translations is not complete ^_^
PS: I liked Jin in KATTUN coz of Gokusen and Anego, before. But now, I've turned to Nakamaru, LOL! Aree...this kid's real personality doesn't match KATTUN's image at all! xD
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