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Doramafan113
Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 630 Location: In front of tv watching Drama's.
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jholic
Joined: 06 Oct 2004 Posts: 700 Location: Hawaii! Country: |
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:19 am Post subject: |
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Doramafan113 wrote: | Another one is when you say "I remember when that only cost..." |
ha, that's a good one.
you know you're old when you say, "back when i was YOUR age...."
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TANG
Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 1170 Location: New York City Country: |
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:18 am Post subject: |
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pcmodem wrote: | bmwracer wrote: | If polyester shirts come back in style, I'm leaving the country |
Dude, short sleeve polyester shirts have been back since the dot.com era! I'm not kidding. |
I guess I'd better start packing.
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jholic
Joined: 06 Oct 2004 Posts: 700 Location: Hawaii! Country: |
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:34 am Post subject: |
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TANG wrote: | you know your old when ......
you no longer have to shave your pubic hair because it all falls out on its own,
and when you shower it clogs the drain,
and sometimes you find locks of hair in your underwear |
you made me look.
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TANG
Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 1170 Location: New York City Country: |
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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jholic wrote: | TANG wrote: | you know your old when ......
you no longer have to shave your pubic hair because it all falls out on its own,
and when you shower it clogs the drain,
and sometimes you find locks of hair in your underwear |
you made me look. |
you need some one else to look for you.
just to be sure! and i care for your health so much!!!......that i will volunteer!
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TANG
Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 1170 Location: New York City Country: |
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Geezer
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 3125 Location: S.F. Bay Area Country: |
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:58 am Post subject: |
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Geezer wrote: | Xavio wrote: | You know you're old when you have grey hair.
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I know I'm old now. But my hair turned gray when I was 13. And it was full on white before my 21st birthday. |
It's the cigs, Geez.
Better gray than bald, though.
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Geezer
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 3125 Location: S.F. Bay Area Country: |
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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bmwracer wrote: |
It's the cigs, Geez.
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Man, I've got to start keeping a list.
So far, according to you, my sisters, my doctor, my nieces and nephews, my clients, and my grocer, the cigs are responsible for:
My white hair,
My bad back,
My near sightedness,
My tennis elbow,
My bad knees,
The arthritis in my hand,
My snarky sense of humor,
and my gereral all'round laziness.
Man, and all I thought I was risking was a little lung cancer and bad breath!
Cigarettes are scary! _________________
Manga is to Literature
what Graffiti is to Art
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Geezer wrote: | Cigarettes are scary! |
Heh.
You know what's really scary? The Phillip Morris propaganda, er, commercials that says that there are no safe cigarettes, that they subsidize the "we card" program, yada yada yada...
Hypocrisy in action.
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Geezer
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 3125 Location: S.F. Bay Area Country: |
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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Yup.
It's about as genuine as the PG&E adds that talked about how much they gave back to the environment, and their customers...
as they raped and pillaged the economy and the landscape.
But the big lie works. Just tell it often enough. _________________ Manga is to Literature
what Graffiti is to Art
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Geezer wrote: | But the big lie works. Just tell it often enough. |
Like WMDs??
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jholic
Joined: 06 Oct 2004 Posts: 700 Location: Hawaii! Country: |
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:57 pm Post subject: Re: I'm Still Alive |
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pcmodem wrote: | Oh, so drunk, am barely able to log into my PC. |
Again?????
Anyways, happy b-day, PCM.
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Geezer
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 3125 Location: S.F. Bay Area Country: |
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bmwracer
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 125547 Location: Juri-chan's speed dial Country: |
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:10 pm Post subject: Re: I'm Still Alive |
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Geezer wrote: | I guess that means I'll know I'm old tomorrow. |
Tomorrow, Geez??
Tanjobi omedeto!!
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Geezer
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 3125 Location: S.F. Bay Area Country: |
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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Yup. Christmas Eve.
You know you're young when all you care about is:
will I get; the Cub Scout Uniform I need, or the Bike I want, or the high tops like Mikey DoCampo's.
You know you're too old when all you care about is:
Did I get enough food, will the kids eat the steaks, or should I make a vat of mac and cheese for them just in case, is there enough wine, does the cheese cake look right?, and will I have enough time tomorrow morning to give the big bathroom a good cleaning, or should I do it tonight before going to bed?
Mostly I like getting older. But these days, my birthday and the holidays just wear me out. _________________ Manga is to Literature
what Graffiti is to Art
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