My most embarrassing moment huh? I'd just eaten red beans and rice with peppers on the side from a local cajun resturant for lunch. So about an hour or two after that I went into one of my physics professor's office to discuss one of the homework problems. Well, somewhere in the middle of our discussion my stomach started to bubble. It couldn't be heared but I could feel it you know. Then he was like "Shoujo (using my screen name) can you go up to the board and map out your reasoning please? It'll give me a better idea as to what you're trying to do here. Simply trying to explain it to me isn't quite working." He had a dry-erase board right behind him so I got up with my book and my homework paper and went over to it. He slid his chair to the side, just enough to give me some room to work, but no too far away. He had his elbow resting on his knee and his chin was resting on his fist while he watched me work out the problem. Anyway, somewhere in the middle of the problem my stomach started to bubble really badly again. Then *boom*....I farted..... .

It was quiet for a long time...then the scent drifted up . My prof was like "Ah...let's go into the classroom shall we?"

OMFG . I was a freshman too
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Then *boom*....I farted..... . It was quiet for a long time...then the scent drifted up . My prof was like "Ah...let's go into the classroom shall we?" OMFG . I was a freshman too

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!! That's worst them mine
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*Sigh* Well, at least I could laugh about it....like two years later
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Thats so funny Shoujo. Great story, but yea, that is embarassing.
Lets just hope nothing like that will ever happen again

man.....I can't think of any other really embarassing moments in my 18 yrs of life
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No, my crush was WITH my roommate and I was facing them!!! (how embarrassing) so they saw my um... parts. My crush is a guy and I am heterosexual
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That is soooo embarrassing!!!! yikes well lesson learned NO MORE CAJUN FOOD!!! lol
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Yeah...I know. I think that it was the bean and pepper mix that did it. I'm a huge pepper eater but...that wasn't a good combo to put together and then go to school afterwards. The next day he was like "Wall paper is expensive you know."

We laughed about it at my graduation ceremony though so it was cool.

That's pretty much it for me though. Well...one summer it was really hot (its always hot here but anyway). I was in the only girl in living room with my brothers and two of my cousins. I think I was like 16 or 17, but anyway my dad comes in and says "Man its hot. I would tell you to put some ice down your shirt but it wouldn't have anywhere to go though." Everybody starting laughing except for me. I was so mad at my dad. And I knew that I looked like a tooth pick but good grief. I had to punch my little brother in the chest to make him stop laughing.
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I had a friend in HS that farted in front of everyone all the time and showed no shame. He ended up getting the nick name of "bean boy." This one time he was in a breakdancing competion with a friend of his at school and people started gathering around to watch. When my friend started to breakdance his farts loosened and shot out. it smelled sooo bad!!! it turned out that he had the runs and had to cut the competion short for a bathroom break.
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That's what he gets for farting in front of people so much.
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yeah, I know. I just hope it didn't come out with shit.
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despite my losing a fight and bike accident, the most embarrassing thing for me was at work a couple of years ago. there's this lovely girl in the office who i get on with like a house on fire. everybody said that because we get on so well, i should ask her out. so i did and she said very politely no!

well, the following few weeks were agonisingly embarrassing. i truely believe there was something there but she's a shy girl.

anyway, we're still good friends and interact as if nothing happened.

she has such a lovely a*** though!

hahaha, u guys are too funny
my lil brother got a referral and was sent to the principals office for making a loud fart during a lesson, and disrupting the class he did it on purpose and every one laughed ...as i recall he didnt even get in trouble, my mom was too busy laughing....he is such a dumb ass....

as for me, i was falling down from the chair when i was going to introduce myself in my new class! every single eye was on me!

lifunk wrote:

No, my crush was WITH my roommate and I was facing them!!! (how embarrassing) so they saw my um... parts. My crush is a guy and I am heterosexual

oo!! i see i see x) my bad loll eesh thats bad x)

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?! I JUST REMEMBERED ONE OF MY VERY EMBARASSING MOMENTS!! lol. i was on the bus and there was this guy i just met that day at the bus stop. he was really nice and i guess i was trying to act cool and calm, you know? i guess i wasnt thinking straight bc when i got up to leave at my stop, the doors didnt open. so i yelled 'back door!!' and everyone was like "we're not at the stop yet!" i looked out the door and saw that we were still one traffic light away -____- omggg that was so embarassingggggg. im pretty sure my face got all red too -__-

poor saucecake Hope the guy didn't laugh at you.

At least we got away from all the fart talk or this thread would've really started to stink up
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This is a fun thread.

I would have to say my most embarrassing moment was when I got through playing basketball in kind of dimly lit gym I walked out into the sun. I could hardly see anything because it was so bright. I saw my girlfriend standing silhouetted in the sunlight so I walked up behind her and picked her up from behind. Only problem not my girlfriend. She had the same hair style and body type but my girlfriend was about 20 feet away staring at me with her mouth open as my now light adjusted eyes picked up.

Lucky for me once the shock wore off and I apologized like 50 times everything was cleared up.

haha you guys are so damn funny ^^ I being at top moode when I have stop reading this

i have start to remember some embarrassing moments:

embarrassing 1: I walked with my sublings at the streets in stockholm (the main-city of sweden) and I looked around me all the time...
When I finally looked forward I just saw a big lamppost! i Got a really knok-out... all the ppl as usual stared at me... that was just soooo embarrassing...

embarrassing 2: I had biologi-class... suddely my stomach started to bubble and a fart came out... actually all the ppl in my class started to laugh and said like "gl��� how disgusting"... but that was for my FRIEND... they thought it was my friend who farted... oh my god... i could'nt say anything, I just felt really guilty for her...
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K.T.Tran wrote:

At least we got away from all the fart talk or this thread would've really started to stink up

Sorry...about the fart talk.
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Hello there ^_^

fart talk is funny talk,
as long as its TALK...and not actual farts
but ok ...no more fart talk...man u guys are funny, whoever made this thread sure did a good job of crackin me up today

hahaha, I love this thread. the bus accident suddenly reminds me of that time looong ago when I was still in middleschool: i was riding the bus and just before my stop it was going pretty fast around the corner, I wasn't really holding on to something so it smacked my face into the window of course the pain was nothing compared to all the laughing people: thankfully it was my stop