bmwracer wrote:

She must be a tree.

But she keeps getting those kids roles!

Wynter wrote:

It's prolly those instances when you're throwing up in the toilet, but you're so drunk that you pass out. Head goes in water. You drown.

No a good way to die.

Anime Dad wrote:

I saw that. And she doesn't look a day over 7!

There's a small bug with people born in 2000 and above. It's the Y2K bug, 2 years later.

Their birthdate is correct, but I think the problem is in the formula itself. Like the age is not always correct. It's just "current year" - "year of birth" and not the exact age. Like this girl her Age is 24, but her birthday is 1983-09-20. She should be 23.
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- Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

- Most dust particles in your house come from dead skin.

- Lindsay Lohan can snort more than 20 lines in a single night.
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wow, she's a trooper.. i have to stop at 7, i dont like a numb face.

She's a vacuum cleaner. I'd like to see inside her nose.

Apparently when she goes home with people, she undress totally except for her thong, does a line on her coffee table and sometimes later on the toilet bowl. She's ayo for yayo. link
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Bees are unaffected by 15mw green lasers to the eyes.

krim wrote:

Bees are unaffected by 15mw green lasers to the eyes.

I read that soapy water kills bees pretty well, but pest/animal control can't use it because it's not on their approved pesticide list.

i've seen the fire department use that to kill bees before, but i dont want to kill them, they are beneficial insects after all.

i did spray the tree above the swarm again with water and i think they've finally got the mesage that it isn't a suitable place to build a hive.

there's about 50-100 left now, and i think those are the ones that were out when/(if) the queen decided to leave... poor guys, they'll die a lonely death if they dont rejoin the main swarm.

krim wrote:

i've seen the fire department use that to kill bees before, but i dont want to kill them, they are beneficial insects after all.

You're a better man than meself.

Did you watch the news where those killer bees killed those two (three?) pit bulls?

they were Mastivs iirc.

krim wrote:

they were Mastivs iirc.

Oh.

Really surprising that the bees could take out such a big dog, much less several of them.

bmwracer wrote:

Oh. Really surprising that the bees could take out such a big dog, much less several of them.

they kill 200lb people.. why wouldn't they be able to take down a 50lb dog? Sting anything enough times and it'll die.

Anime Dad wrote:

Voice of experience, Wyn-chan?

I've never been drunk in mah life, thank you.

krim wrote:

they kill 200lb people.. why wouldn't they be able to take down a 50lb dog? Sting anything enough times and it'll die.

Or the dogs had allergies...
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An average male has 4 times more chances of getting struck by lightning than a female. I saw this in National Geographic, the way they conveyed the info was also funny...using a golf match with a man and 3 ladies.

Usagi Yojimbo wrote:

An average male has 4 times more chances of getting struck by lightning than a female. I saw this in National Geographic, the way they conveyed the info was also funny...using a golf match with a man and 3 ladies.

What's the reasoning?
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Wynter wrote:

What's the reasoning?

i have no idea, maybe it was based on statistics. the moral of the lesson...don't play golf when it's raining.

Wynter wrote:

What's the reasoning?

More men play golf than women... By a ratio of 4 to 1.

tabana wrote:

- Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music. - Most dust particles in your house come from dead skin. - Lindsay Lohan can snort more than 20 lines in a single night.

if it's really true that termites eat wood twice faster,.
and if i were a termite, then i have nowhere to live right now,.

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japan rockz! asianz rulez!

bmwracer wrote:

More men play golf than women... By a ratio of 4 to 1.

Must be true. I've only played golf once in my entire life.
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There are still lots of men only clubs. A nice place to spend time with the secretary in the clubhouse.

japan_rockz wrote:

if it's really true that termites eat wood twice faster,. and if i were a termite, then i have nowhere to live right now,.

I have no idea how they found that out. They probably don't even have ears.
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