The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan"

In Public Toilets, the toilet next to the entry is used the fewest, the toilet in the middle is used most

(wuah this was pretty bad english..sorry for that... hope you will understand it)

Speaking of toilets...

You are always on it when the phone rings... when you are waiting for an important phone call.
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tabana wrote:

You are always on it when the phone rings... when you are waiting for an important phone call.

not to mention when you need to rush to the class
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i got scolded by my tutor like a little boy...

Fukuoka International Airport's 3 letters designation is a bad word.

I can picture the misunderstanding...

* A guy calls a cab *
*Taxi Driver:* "Where do you want to go buddy?"
*Passenger:* "To FUK"
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loris wrote:

Starfish don't have brains.

Jellyfish too.
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some scientists suggest crocodiles and aligator are closer relatives to birds than to reptiles. some treat birds as sub-category of reptiles.
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a flying fox is not a fox. it is a bat.
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From TOKYOTIMES:

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43% of Japanese husbands had to suffer the indescribable discomfort of hearing their wife break wind in only the first year of marriage

Federal Express isn't worth their weight in cow dung.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time is not constant. It passes faster if you�fre moving.

If you ride your bike, it goes faster than if you�fre sitting waiting for something or if you are in a boring class or meeting.
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loris wrote:

From TOKYOTIMES: Quote: 43% of Japanese husbands had to suffer the indescribable discomfort of hearing their wife break wind in only the first year of marriage

wtf??? hahah..

"tharrrrrr she blows"

Giant squids have eyeballs the size of basketballs.

KeepMeCaffein8td wrote:

Giant squids have eyeballs the size of basketballs.

good for parties....you can serve takoyaki eyeballs for appeptizers.

tabana wrote:

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time is not constant. It passes faster if you�fre moving. If you ride your bike, it goes faster than if you�fre sitting waiting for something or if you are in a boring class or meeting.

And thus the saying "A watched pot never boils."



Which means it'll take about a year before the FedEx guy shows up at my door, ne??

bmwracer wrote:

... Which means it'll take about a year before the FedEx guy shows up at my door, ne??

Yes, but if you kick his ass time should go faster.

KeepMeCaffein8td wrote:

Giant squids have eyeballs the size of basketballs.

Like a big jellyfish...
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tabana wrote:

Yes, but if you kick his ass time should go faster.

But I still have to wait for him/her to show up before I can proceed with the whoop-ass.

it takes 2 to Tango.

kilts did not originate in scotland. they originally come from france.
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the latest (north american) rat traps:

they send out an SMS if they have trapped a rat. rats have repeatedly invaded cable systems of data centres. please do not laugh- the rats are killed with a C02 cartridge system. rat poison is now considered as "unethical".