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TANG wrote:

lol, you are so silly!
why are u on that old skool joint.

LOL, like everyone here's listening to all new stuff? Bleah

Nah, been on an old school kick lately w00t!

Kardinal Offishall - U R Ghetto

Lyrics, because they crack me up Rolly

(my faves in bold!)

Hey, whassup girl?
-What's with this dress shirt and joggin' pants?
-Whatever, how you gonna be wearing them open toed shoes and white socks?
-Whatever n----, you still got coupons from White Castle
-Whatever, you're so ghetto, you're probably a valued customer at White Castle
-N----, you so ghetto you still rockin a cameo
-Whatever, you're so ghetto you still got them MC Lyte earrings from 1987
-Whatever n----, you're so ghetto you gotta taxi search for a limo again
-Whatever, you're so ghetto your family car says "hard as hell" in silver on the side

You know you ghetto when the money you got
Is a whole lot of ones stacked up to make a knot
You know you ghetto when you thinkin' you're a star
And your waiting at the back for drinks at the bar
You know you ghetto when think your number one with the flow
And you shoutin' out yourself on the radio
You know you ghetto when the polo that you rock
Says "Fruit Of The Loom" on the label and on the top, n----
You know you ghetto when you stuck inside a jail
Them Jordans on your feet costed more then your bail
You know you ghetto when you going on a creep
And your girl gotta wait for her children to fall asleep
You know you ghetto when you think you represent
But them n----s on your block aint spendin a red cent
Aint tryin to buy your album
If you dubbin' this right now 'stead of buyin the single your...

(You're Ghetto)
Ghetto's what ya are
When you think you a star
Flossin on the street in the rental car
(You're Ghetto)
Ghetto's what ya are when ya think that you're nice
But the opposite dont look twice
(You're Ghetto)
You're G to the H to the E to the T T O
(You're Ghetto)
You're G to the H to the E to the T T O
(You're Ghetto)

You know you ghetto when your boys push crack
And you buyin' crack from them so you can go smoke out back
You know you ghetto when your mom's part of your crew
And your grandmom is only 5 years older then you, n----
You know you ghetto when I dont know who you are but n---- I know yo name
Cause I can read it on your chain
You know you ghetto when ya, signin along
And ya can relate to the rhymes I'm spittin in the song
You know you ghetto when ya best clothes, is your dress clothes
And your dress is blue jeans and chinese slippers, namean?
You know you ghetto when ya askin for cigarettes cause you can't afford hash to mix with that weed in your stash
You know you ghetto when you tryin to get your flirt on
And that c**kblockin n----'s got the same damn shirt on
You know you ghetto when you own two cars
And you need ten for me to buy drinks at the bar

(You're Ghetto)
Ghetto's what ya are when ya think that you're fly
But the homegirls walk right by
(You're Ghetto)
Ghetto's what ya are when ya think ya got clout
But your hair weave keeps fallin' out
(You're Ghetto)
You're G to the H to the E to the T T O
(You're Ghetto)
You're G to the H to the E to the T T O

You know you ghetto when you bring home your boys
And your mom's lookin at your crew like they sex toys
You know you ghetto when your brothers paid from jugglin'
And you're drivin' his BM'er talkin' 'bout "n---- we strugglin'"
You know you ghetto when ya sittin down in class
And dang, a cockroach went and crawled out ya bookbag
You know you ghetto when ya tryin' to sound like Lil Kim
And you end up soundin' like Foxy
Oh wait a minute that's the same thing
You know you ghetto when rap is part of your dream
But you cant stay out past 1 cause your mom runs your street team
You know you ghetto when ya savin to buy a key
But your grandpop still on the corner pushin that weed
You know you ghetto when you know you not Jamaican
But your clothes say Tommy Hilfiger, n---- you fakin'
You know you ghetto when ya like every other brotha
Rappin loud, walkin' down the street tryin to be the struggler

(You're Ghetto)
Ghetto's what ya are
When you think you a star
Flossin on the street in the rental car
(You're Ghetto)
Ghetto's what ya are when ya think that your nice
But the opposite dont look twice
(You're Ghetto)
You're G to the H to the E to the T T O
(You're Ghetto)
You're G to the H to the E to the T T O
(You're Ghetto)

lol