This is the full translation of the Utaban talk between Nakai,Taka-san & Arashi.I got this translation all thanks to the website Crayon Arashi.Enjoy!
[UTABAN]
+ February 20, 2003 Music : Tomadoinagara / Talk : Nakai vs Ohno Super Idol Battle
UTABAN : February 20, 2003
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The Talk : Part 1
The seat position from left to right [Taka san-Ohno-Aiba-Matsumoto-Ninomiya-Sakurai-Nakai
Nakai : Long time no see! How are you doing? Genki?
Arashi : Genki desu!
Nakai : What are you up to now? Who got the drama?
Sakurai, Ninomiya, Matsumoto raised their hands ... Aiba chan! why didn't you raise yours!! You also got the drama right? -_-"
Nakai : How about you, Ohno?
Ohno : (answering so confidently) I don't have one
Nakai : Eh? Not any? But all of you got the drama .... Sakurai?
Ninomiya : He (Sho) got a long drama, I also got a long drama (point to Jun and Aiba) They got special drama
Nakai : Ohno?
Ohno : (this time .... looking clueless) No!
I got free time!
Everyone laughed
Taka san : Do you still go shopping with your mother?
Ohno : Not lately. Our schedule is not matched
Nakai : Schedule is not matched? You sounds like a lover!!
- WE SAW ARASHI IN PRIVATE TIME 1 -
Nakai : The first one is ...
Taka San : I always saw Matsumoto San in the train and you always look very tied. It seems to me that you must work very hard. That sounds tough
Nakai : Eh? you still take the train?
Matsumoto : I do.
Sakurai : We all do actually, from time to time.... Nakai kun? From what point that you stopped taking the train?
Nakai : I did not use the train even from the start
Sakurai : Eh?!?!?!? (very surprised!!!) ^-^
Taka San laughed at Sho kun's reaction ...
Sho kun... from the eye of SMAP fan like us, you can't believe everything Nakai kun said yo~~
Nakai : (began his SUPER IDOL LESSON to Arashi) You know that when SMAP was formed, we are a SUPER IDOL. Blah Blah Blah~~~
In the right side, Sho, Nino, Aiba and Jun were listening to Nakai very carefully. But at the left side, Taka San and Oh chan were whispering to each other's ears and giggling
Nakai : I will tell you something ..... OI!!! OHNO!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?!?!?!?!
Nakai stood up. 4 members of Arashi stood up, trying to stop Nakai kun from being angry at Arashi's leader ^-^
Taka San : ... I just ask Ohno kun that ... what do you think about Nakai kun not taking the train? Why? and he just answered ... (point his finger to Ohno)
Ohno : Cause you can't see the word outside
Nakai : (with 'I-don't-understand expression)
Taka San : (after seeing that expression, gave more explanations) When you can't see the word written outside, then you can't read the name of the station. And you don't know where to get off!!!
Everyone laughed (except Nakai kun of course!) He jumped to Ohno, but was stopped by 4 members. Ohno was hiding half-body behind Taka San
Nakai : What did you just said ?!?!? (turn to Arashi members) You got to be responsible to!!
Arashi : Busy trying to comfort Nakai kun (ha ha ha)
- WE SAW ARASHI IN PRIVATE TIME 2 -
Nakai : We move on to this one.
Taka San : I saw Aiba San the other day when you was about to cross the street in front of Tokyo station. Then you tripped down and stuff from your bag were falling out. You got down and collect all the things back to the bag again very concentrating ly That was not cool!!
Everyone laughed
Aiba : It's the same for everyone, isn't it? Haven't you met with this kind of circumstance?
Nakai : No..... first, I don't tripped down!
Then Nakai kun started his SUPER IDOL LESSON #2 .... All except Oh-chan and Taka San were listening to him. Nakai was mad again
Nakai : OI!! OHNO!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?!
Taka San : I just ask do you think Nakai kun ever got the UN-COOL moment? He should have one! Then Ohno said....
Ohno : Normally you are not COOL just the way you are!!
Nakai jumped to Ohno again! He would have squeeze his neck if Arashi members did not catch his body
- WE SAW ARASHI IN PRIVATE TIME 3 -
Taka San : I saw Ohno kun....
Nakai : I won't continue! (Nakai don't want to read anything about Ohno!)
Arashi : Please do!!!, Just read it please~
Nakai : I won't!!
Ohno : I SAID READ IT!
Nakai jumped to Ohno again. But this time, he was fast so Sho, the one who sat the closest to Nakai can not grab him! Jun and Aiba jumped off their seats when Ohno ran away to hide at Nino's back!!!!!
Ninomiya : (with a very high pitch voice!) That's OK! Taka San is there too! Taka San is there too!!
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The Talk : Part 2
A very short summary here sorry! .... I am too lazy! It's about the GOODS+PRIZE. They brought their stuff from home and let the professionals calculate the prize to be put in the auction.
Sho brought his mother's sward holder (RICH BOY!),
Aiba bought the bomb...... the real bomb from the world war 2!.
Oh chan brought his pajamas and his gym suit that he used in Junior high school. The gym suit got his name so the prize is high ...
Nakai [Sell it!]
Aiba [Yeah, sell it!]
Ohno turned to the professional [OK... then please meet me at the dressing room after the show]
HA HA HA HA HA Today, Ohno kun was very interesting!
Then Nakai bought his trophy from NHK Kohaku program and a baseball batch from an American player
Taka San bought some dolls that no longer be on sale
Jun and Nino did not bought anything though...
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The Music
TOMADOINAGARA : Utaban got a very good camera. Ninomiya San, can't you just stop getting cuter and cuter!!
END OF REPORT
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Comment from Anne :
OK... yes. I did the report so I got to come first this time. This is kind of like the consequence??? Nakai kun and Ohno kun were having a fight since the last episode when Arashi performed PIKANCHI.
One thing for sure, I think Nakai kun really likes Oh-chan ^-^. In SMAP, Nakai always bullies Tsuyoshi cause he likes him. So..... he bullies Oh-chan in Utaban, that means he likes Ohno kun..... Well.... I think Ohno kun is the one who bullies Nakai kun anyway ha ha ha
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Comment from Crayonia :
I was laughing so hard!! I always love Arashi in Utaban cause I will get to see my most favorite 2 groups together. SMAP and Arashi.
Well, I have to say only Nakai kun vs the rest of Arashi is enough yo. Nakai kun is the professional! He can control things!! Though...... how I love the way Jun and Aiba jumped to stop Nakai and how I like Sho ran with full speed following Nakai and caught him from squeezing his leader's neck!
Before I forget, Oh-chan is ...... super cute!!!!!!