Yamashita Tomohisa

[rie_kumiko]

ashley wrote:

allo...."Jin's wife" u guys make a perfect pair..like Jin & Pi....oh dear I only know u're ecchi, I didn't know u're into that kind of things "showing your affection" *sniggers* see...your nose is growing long U must be whipping Pi's butt now!!! Poor Pi, he must be so scared of u that's why he hands over the keys * shouts out to Pi* "Pi, if u're getting scared, just tell me, I'll brave crazy Rie to rescue you from her twisted perversions. I'll just take my Uzi and dash to her basement of torture!!! I'm armed and ready!!" Anyway, I'm rushing to hide the keys to Kame's house under my pillow.....can't let Ecchi Di know... boy, am I evil...I think u're not the only one worrying about your sanity, after seeing what I typed in the last few pages, I think I should start making arrangements to check myself into a asylum....I've gotten infected with Pi's disease....and it's incurable oh wait....Rie take pics of Pi's front *****, since u're typing him to the bed, I doubt he can refuse or is that only for your viewing pleasure??? anyway I miss ya Rie one ecchi-person-less is so much less fun oh wait...are u and your best friend joining in the bondage of Pi??? man...Chisa's going to explode when she knows this..hahaha...oh yah regarding Pi praying for our souls, I think he can save the prayers for others, after what I said, I'm going straight to hell

waah, after what i did for you *running w/ kame's keys and all*, you still are willing to use UZI on me?! ... okay i understand, everyone is willing to do anything for Pi but be rest assured that he is not at all scared of what i do to him! he loooves it actually ! *let's just keep it a secret that Pi's actually a massochist *... and don't surrender yourself into an assylum! once they find out about you they'll come after the rest of us here! then Pi's thread will be otherwise quiet or even worse... WHOLESOME! *shivers at the thought of it all*...awww, you missed me?! i've missed you too! not being able to have an ecchi chat w/ u guys was really lonely but that doesn't mean i'll take pics of Pi's front ****!!!! what i see and touch in my little world w/ Pi is exclusively mine!!!! *like you, rie doesn't like to share* .. and nah, my friend's not joining in Pi's bondage! i'd kill her if she did! *goes into psycho mode * she has jin anyway and i'm sure she's pretty much satisfied w/ him ... haha, i'll probably get beaten up by chisa with everything i'm saying! peace ne?! ... and lastly, ashley, don't worry coz you won't be alone in hell! i'll probably be with you and we'll still be chums there! *both rie and ashley drags Pi and kame w/ them to take over the underworld! eroi? care to join us?*

[ashley]

rie_kumiko wrote:

waah, after what i did for you *running w/ kame's keys and all*, you still are willing to use UZI on me?! ... okay i understand, everyone is willing to do anything for Pi but be rest assured that he is not at all scared of what i do to him! he loooves it actually ! *let's just keep it a secret that Pi's actually a massochist *... and don't surrender yourself into an assylum! once they find out about you they'll come after the rest of us here! then Pi's thread will be otherwise quiet or even worse... WHOLESOME! *shivers at the thought of it all*...awww, you missed me?! i've missed you too! not being able to have an ecchi chat w/ u guys was really lonely but that doesn't mean i'll take pics of Pi's front ****!!!! what i see and touch in my little world w/ Pi is exclusively mine!!!! *like you, rie doesn't like to share* .. and nah, my friend's not joining in Pi's bondage! i'd kill her if she did! *goes into psycho mode * she has jin anyway and i'm sure she's pretty much satisfied w/ him ... haha, i'll probably get beaten u by chisa with everthing i'm saying! peace ne?! ... and lastly, ashley, don't worry coz you won't be alone in hell! i'll probably be with you and we'll still be chums there! *both rie and ashley drags Pi and kame w/ them to take over the underworld! eroi? care to join us?*

why?? is a Uzi not enough??..I still have some grenades and tear gas... Is that enough?? Pi's a massochist?? hey, I didn't know that, why didn't he let us know earlier? I have a whole collection of whips and handcuffs I've been keeping in my secret cabinet for years....I've no one to use it on u know....*pout* (sshhh...don't let Kame know...) Kame's just came into my house and enjoying the spaghetti I made for him...after we made some little conversation, I'll start introducing him to my twisted hobbies... WHOLESOME??? this word has just become the scariest word in my dictionary.....the day this thread becomes wholesome means we are all dragged into the asylum and in straitjackets!!! We're be brainwashed into Prim, Proper Ladies (aka the Stepford wives)....oh the horrors of it all haha...oh no Rie doesn't want to share..... (u think u're the only one who can stick out your tongue??) Oh so now we're going to take reign of Underworld with Pi & Kame as our sidekicks (are u sure Pi & Kame wanna go to hell? whatever... we'll take them hostage).....if I ever get down there, I'll make sure the people down there can only listen to KAT-TUN and News songs.....and we'll watch Nobuta no Produce all day maybe we'll get by the people who're down there....oh I'm sure Eroi is more than willing as long as she has Uchi with her.....I can't believe we're making plans to go to hell can we have sex in hell??? OH NO I can't believe I just said that?!?? *hides in shame*

these are some totally suggestive pics of Kame...wish I was Koki doing that...

I need a cold Shower...

[Chisa]

Yamapi Diary:

15/12/2005

Konbachiwaaaaa (^O^)
Today isn't cold ¿right?
Today I have put the vaccine against the influenza, it is the injection that less has hurt to me in the life <laugh>
Ha ha there isn't doubt that I become very hard <laugh>
Well pardon by splplain to you these things so little interesting
now I'm in the car, the Christmas illumination is precious!!!within anything already we are in Christmas, eh!
I go to the test of the concert!! To dance with all my forces!!
To sweat in Christmas!!! Festival of men!!! Foooooo!!!! <laugh>

Later I will put today date

[rie_kumiko]

ashley wrote:

why?? is a Uzi not enough??..I still have some grenades and tear gas... Is that enough?? Pi's a massochist?? hey, I didn't know that, why didn't he let us know earlier? I have a whole collection of whips and handcuffs I've been keeping in my secret cabinet for years....I've no one to use it on u know....*pout* (sshhh...don't let Kame know...) Kame's just came into my house and enjoying the spaghetti I made for him...after we made some little conversation, I'll start introducing him to my twisted hobbies... WHOLESOME??? this word has just become the scariest word in my dictionary.....the day this thread becomes wholesome means we are all dragged into the asylum and in straitjackets!!! We're be brainwashed in Prim, Proper Ladies....oh the horrors of it all haha...oh no Rie doesn't want to share..... (u think u're the only one who can stick out your tongue??) Oh so now we're going to take reign of Underworld with Pi & Kame as our sidekicks (are u sure Pi & Kame wanna go to hell? whatever... we'll take them hostage).....if I ever get down there, I'll make sure the people down there can only listen to KAT-TUN and News songs.....and we'll watch Nobuta no Produce all day maybe we'll get by the people who're down there....oh I'm sure Eroi is more than willing as long as she has Uchi with her.....I can't believe we're making plans to go to hell can we have sex in hell??? OH NO I can't believe I just said that?!?? *hides in shame*

oooh, you have a collection of bondage items?! can i borrow some? coz you know, Pi and I really like to experiment on new and exciting ways of *** and ***! ... i bet there's a sedative on that spaghetti you made for kame so you could finally use your collection! demo, kame asleep is not fun it's better when they're awake so i advise you to just strap him to the bedpost like i do w/ Pi! there's always resistance at first but they'll get used to it eventually and ask for more afterwards! ..*we are soo gonna get banned for writing in this context *... i like you're idea of taking over hell by playing kattun,news and nobuta all day! can we play aucifer's pv's too?! i'd like to bring makoto w/ us also as a siding to the main dish aka "pi, kame and uchi" too as soon as eroi joins us w/c probably won't take long! afterall as the saying goes..."GREAT ECCHI MINDS THINK ALIKE" ... i just hope were not scaring anyone again at he direction our topics are going but w/ the suggestive kame pics you posted... they're probably pacified

Chisa! thanks for the translation! Pi seems really genki over christmas ne?!

[sasse]

So well, here I am, back....to new ecchi thoughts did I count right, we are 4 now?? where's Ecchi Di??? she'll miss a lot!!!
What are you talking, Rie.... and what did you do to our poor Pi....but seems like Chisa doesn't mind at all it's nice when you didn't lose your dreams....I fear I have, coz I'm just daydreaming
Anyway, thanks for the keys...as there's no one in this thread, who would fight against me, coz of uchi I'll go straight to his house later...it's past midnight now, but I don't care...I want to find out what he's wearing when he sleeps...Rie, what is Pi wearing?? I know I'm a bad girl, but it doesn't matter anymore...just took a shower, but it didn't help...the pics are in my head and my imagination is never ever sleeping so Pi's butt is shining before my eyes.... and thanks for the cute pic of Uchi and Ryo and Uchi and Pi, waaaaaaaah *gets crazy(I was that before:bonk:)* well, well....thanks for the diary, Chisachan!!!! Yo're really cute.... from me!!

[ashley]

rie_kumiko wrote:

oooh, you have a collection of bondage items?! can i borrow some? coz you know, Pi and I really like to experiment on new and exciting ways of *** and ***! ... i bet there's a sedative on that spaghetti you made for kame so you could finally use your collection! demo, kame asleep is not fun it's better when they're awake so i advise you to just strap him to the bedpost like i do w/ Pi! there's always resistance at first but they'll get used to it eventually and ask for more afterwards! ..*we are soo gonna get banned for writing in this context *... i like you're idea of taking over hell by playing kattun,news and nobuta all day! can we play aucifer's pv's too?! i'd like to bring makoto w/ us also as a siding to the main dish aka "pi, kame and uchi" too as soon as eroi joins us w/c probably won't take long! afterall as the saying goes..."GREAT ECCHI MINDS THINK ALIKE" ... i just hope were not scaring anyone again at he direction our topics are going

GOD...rie u're crazier than I thought!!! haha...sure besides Kame, everything else can be shared.....*digs in her cabinet* u want the schoolgirl uniform? or the furry handcuffs?? nahhh....Kame's full and happy...we're going to proceed to the main event soon.... resistance?? what resistance?? Kame's so excited he can barely wait...in fact he's poking me to hurry me up..he doesn't understand the joys of talking to fellow ecchi people...he also enjoys the act of doing it oh yes we'll have a giant terebi...and we play all the PVs we want all day....the people down there must be in fear of us....just the thought of Seishun Amigo playing all day are gonna scare those pple away....oh yess Makoto too......I know I know Kame, Pi, Uchi and Makoto can regroup to form Aucifer...I mean we'll in hell right?? but if all four of them are down there, everyone's gonna think of ways to die just to join them... yah.....no one's posting except the both of us because we're scaring pple away they must be thinking two hentai girl u know I won't be surprised if one day the mod aquad barge in with their rifles and catch us...erm....

[Chisa]

rie_kumiko wrote:

Pi is exclusively mine!!!! *like you, rie doesn't like to share*

don't worry, is in YOUR world but in MY world is MINE hehehe

ashley ufff Kazuya picsssssss so hotsssssss

and Sassechannnn I have one pic for youuuuuuuuu hehe

and this is for all

One question...I have too Ryo's diary..he doesn't writte every day but is veeery interesting, if anyone like I can put here but...shhhh himitsu...bc this is Yamapi threat... >_<

I dream the last night that Yamapi appear to one pressent and he was witouth clotes and only with one red pink uff so hotttt I like this pressentttt >.< hope tomorrow happen the same

[ashley]

seems like Pi's in everyone's little world!!! oh my god, this is hilarious.....so what is Pi doing in your world Chisa?? is your world as ecchi as that of rie's?? JUST HOW MANY PIs ARE THERE?? "show yourself, the real PI!!" *rapper voice chants Will the Real Pi please stand up, please stand up* oh wait...u know what, Pi's just entered my world too, he's looking for Kame to go to onsen..and he said I can go too with them... two for the price of one....later Jin's joining us, so is Ryo...oh my little world is getting crowded

[Chisa]

ashley wrote:

seems like Pi's in everyone's little world!!! oh my god, this is hilarious.....so what is Pi doing in your world Chisa?? is your world as ecchi as that of rie's?? JUST HOW MANY PIs ARE THERE?? "show yourself, the real PI!!"

In my world there is only one Pi but he looove me so much and he do much erotic things hehe yes si veeery ecchiiiii >o<

[sasse]

yes, I love our dreaming worlds thanks for the pic!!! So cute, uchikun!! last Sunday I was in Shinsaibashi and there are lots of Pi-pics in the Johnny's shop!!! soon going again and I'll buy them all *evil laughter* he's so cute!!! I have one with his face so awesome cute unfortunatly I have no scanner, if I would, I would post that pic....but gomen ne!!
So we are in hell now....that's nice, I always imagined the hell other, I mean...I didn't think I would have my love with me there, and I have a nice fellowship to you
Really Kamepics are hot.... but this boy needs some more meat before he's going to be attractive to me..I mean, like becoming one of my favs...currently I just like him, be glad, Ash, so one rival less and leave your UZI where it is, don't use it on me *hides*

[ashley]

Oh Chisa and I thought u were sane....

sasse wrote:

yes, I love our dreaming worlds thanks for the pic!!! So cute, uchikun!! last Sunday I was in Shinsaibashi and there are lots of Pi-pics in the Johnny's shop!!! soon going again and I'll buy them all *evil laughter* he's so cute!!! I have one with his face so awesome cute unfortunatly I have no scanner, if I would, I would post that pic....but gomen ne!! So we are in hell now....that's nice, I always imagined the hell other, I mean...I didn't think I would have my love with me there, and I have a nice fellowship to you Really Kamepics are hot.... but this boy needs some more meat before he's going to be attractive to me..I mean, like becoming one of my favs...currently I just like him, be glad, Ash, so one rival less and leave your UZI where it is, don't use it on me *hides*

oh don't worry my UZI is running out of bullets because of fending off fangirls who are crowding our my house.....I'm saving the last bullet for Ecchi Di...one shot should be enough

[sasse]

ashley wrote:

Oh Chisa and I thought u were sane.... oh don't worry my UZI is running out of bullets because of fending off fangirls who are crowding our my house.....I'm saving the last bullet for Ecchi Di...one shot should be enough

I don't need to defend myself, I scared them all away Go away you dirty lot!!!! By the way, I have some granates left, If you want I give them to you, don't need it

And what do you 2 think of Eroi????? Me and sane that's a paradoxon!!!

[ashley]

yes yes grenades please...(what did u do to scare them off...teach me master....let me see the light ) I terribly need reinforcements....roger that we're losing control of our base... maybe I'll get Ecchi Di to be a suicide bomber and bomb them all to death.... (just kidding just kidding) I love diana too much to do that

[rie_kumiko]

sasse wrote:

So well, here I am, back....to new ecchi thoughts did I count right, we are 4 now?? where's Ecchi Di??? she'll miss a lot!!! What are you talking, Rie.... and what did you do to our poor Pi....but seems like Chisa doesn't mind at all it's nice when you didn't lose your dreams....I fear I have, coz I'm just daydreaming Anyway, thanks for the keys...as there's no one in this thread, who would fight against me, coz of uchi I'll go straight to his house later...it's past midnight now, but I don't care...I want to find out what he's wearing when he sleeps...Rie, what is Pi wearing?? I know I'm a bad girl, but it doesn't matter anymore...just took a shower, but it didn't help...the pics are in my head and my imagination is never ever sleeping so Pi's butt is shining before my eyes.... and thanks for the cute pic of Uchi and Ryo and Uchi and Pi, waaaaaaaah *gets crazy(I was that before:bonk:)* well, well....thanks for the diary, Chisachan!!!! Yo're really cute.... from me!!

yay, eroi's here! as for your question, i'm not doing anything to Pi that he doesn't like so don't worry ne?! ... goodluck w/ seeing what uchi wears when asleep but are you satisfied w/ just that? coz you know, ashley and I are more than willing to lend you some of our "toys"! and by the way Pi wears... hah! as if i would tell you as such a public place aka Pi's thread! *whispers to eroi "pi goes to sleep sans clothing that's why i often visit him at night" * and here's some sexy/suggestive uchi pics to get Pi's butt out of your mind

Ashley, everyone's probably scared of us but i bet they're willing to join us in the underworld w/ our brilliant ideas of taking over it! MINNA you're welcome to join us! Aucifer w/ PI,KAME,UCCHI and MAKOTO will welcome you at the gates and entertain you all you want! ... seriously... come back and post minna, otherwise ashley and i will continue to post insane ecchi things with noone stopping us!

[prongsmelody]

rie_kumiko wrote:

prongsmelody, you want to see Pi's front ***** too?! you're really insatiable!!!...but aren't we all ne?! *obvious due to the rate everyone posted after seeing Pi's butt! *

ha ... ha ... ha .... i think this ecchi virus are very strong so it's kind of infected everyone who read all the post ..... i mean read it n keep it in mind n imagining it .... see how insane i become now ....

[Chisa]

rie_kumiko wrote:

yay, eroi's here! as for your question, i'm not doing anything to Pi that he doesn't like so don't worry ne?! ... goodluck w/ seeing what uchi wears when asleep but are you satisfied w/ just that? coz you know, ashley and I are more than willing to lend you some of our "toys"! and by the way Pi wears... hah! as if i would tell you as such a public place aka Pi's thread! *whispers to eroi "pi goes to sleep sans clothing that's why i often visit him at night" * and here's some sexy/suggestive uchi pics to get Pi's butt out of your mind Ashley, everyone's probably scared of us but i bet they're willing to join us in the underworld w/ our brilliant ideas of taking over it! MINNA you're welcome to join us! Aucifer w/ PI,KAME,UCCHI and MAKOTO will welcome you at the gates and entertain you all you want! ... seriously... come back and post minna, otherwise ashley and i will continue to post insane ecchi things with noone stopping us!

Thanks for pics and...isn't trueeee he sleep w/ me all night and well, we don't sleep hehe we.....you know and tomorrow too, speial day for Yamapi and I ^o^

[prongsmelody]

ashley wrote:

*imagining* ashley .... i think you would do more than what koki done ... poor kame being hostage by you .....

[ashley]

rie_kumiko wrote:

yay, eroi's here! as for your question, i'm not doing anything to Pi that he doesn't like so don't worry ne?! ... goodluck w/ seeing what uchi wears when asleep but are you satisfied w/ just that? coz you know, ashley and I are more than willing to lend you some of our "toys"! and by the way Pi wears... hah! as if i would tell you as such a public place aka Pi's thread! *whispers to eroi "pi goes to sleep sans clothing that's why i often visit him at night" * and here's some sexy/suggestive uchi pics to get Pi's butt out of your mind Ashley, everyone's probably scared of us but i bet they're willing to join us in the underworld w/ our brilliant ideas of taking over it! MINNA you're welcome to join us! Aucifer w/ PI,KAME,UCCHI and MAKOTO will welcome you at the gates and entertain you all you want! ... seriously... come back and post minna, otherwise ashley and i will continue to post insane ecchi things with noone stopping us!

hahah...u're right......now that Chisa is no longer sane...we terribly need someone to stop us from getting out of hand ......seems like no one's doing that...maybe cos they think we're incurable...
what??? PI sleeps in the nude oh yess...lucky for me, I have all sorts of equipment at home....I shall hook a rope to Pi's apartment aka James Bond and see just how good he looks and maybe just join him in bed (just for a little while Kame...u know now Kame doesn't want to let me go....sighh) who knows if I'm lucky, I'll come back with some pictures....oh the gates of Hell with the four of them will be like Nirvana.....I'm thinking of some decadent place where wine flows free and we dance to Akaku Moyuru Taiyou all day and at night...we ****** with the boys....yess..that's where I'm heading....

prongsmelody wrote:

*imagining* ashley .... i think you would do more than what koki done ... poor kame being hostage by you .....

hahaha....yep yep..I'm doing more (much much more....if Koki can touch his chest, I shouldn't be contented with just that, should I?) but Kame loves it u know hostage?? oh yes...Kame's sort of being kidnapped by me....but he's a willing hostage...yo prongs....glad u joined us....be the only sane one here and keep us in hand yah?? don't ya get infected....this place is already bad enough full of ecchi fangirls who live in their own little worlds...hahahaha....

Ooooo...that clip of Uchi singing with his shirt off his shoulder iss HOTSSSUU

[sasse]

rie_kumiko wrote:

yay, eroi's here! as for your question, i'm not doing anything to Pi that he doesn't like so don't worry ne?! ... goodluck w/ seeing what uchi wears when asleep but are you satisfied w/ just that? coz you know, ashley and I are more than willing to lend you some of our "toys"! and by the way Pi wears... hah! as if i would tell you as such a public place aka Pi's thread! *whispers to eroi "pi goes to sleep sans clothing that's why i often visit him at night" * and here's some sexy/suggestive uchi pics to get Pi's butt out of your mind Ashley, everyone's probably scared of us but i bet they're willing to join us in the underworld w/ our brilliant ideas of taking over it! MINNA you're welcome to join us! Aucifer w/ PI,KAME,UCCHI and MAKOTO will welcome you at the gates and entertain you all you want! ... seriously... come back and post minna, otherwise ashley and i will continue to post insane ecchi things with noone stopping us!

Do you really believe someone could stop YOU from being ecchi???? never ever....and thanks for the info about Pi sleeping!! *inner voice wispers: me too, want to see it* well, Ash, you know, if you want I come over for 2 days and scare that fanchicks away...can't tell you the trick, it's my secret, in between, enjoy your time with kame, while I'm doing my job there.....poor Ecchi Di, what about her?? Please tell me....

and thanks for the pics!! Waaah, kakkoii!!

[rie_kumiko]

it's really funny that everyone has their own little world now! newbies going to Pi's thread might think were a bunch of crazy people here!

ashley and eroi, what's with all these talk about the weapons of destruction! let's promote peace in Pi's thread ne? follow my and chisa's example by letting bygones be bygones by having Pi all to ourselves in our respective little worlds! *rie's actually handing over atomic bombs for ashley and eroi to use while making this speech*

anyway, to get our minds off the gutter, here are wholesome pics of chibi RyoxPi... hontou ni kawaii ne? *rie loves them both sooo much *

credits to mTC