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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:52 am Post subject:
Eve wrote:
Just another of her many talents!! She could probably fix all the problems in the Middle East if anyone was smart enough to ask her.
unfortunately being smart isn't a prerequisite for members of our current administration...so barbie ain't gonna have anybody knocking on her door....just as well....the dry heat of the middle east is havoc for barbie's blond locks...girl needs to stay hydrated to keep that pantene shiny hair.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:55 am Post subject:
Tu_triky wrote:
unfortunately being smart isn't a prerequisite for members of our current administration...so barbie ain't gonna have anybody knocking on her door....just as well....the dry heat of the middle east is havoc for barbie's blond locks...girl needs to stay hydrated to keep that pantene shiny hair.
Keeping her hair perfect is yet another talent we need to add to her ever growing list!!
Along with being smarter than the President of the USA, despite having a completely hollow, and removable head. Must be the regular hydration! _________________
Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 46182 Location: Los Skandolous, California Country:
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:00 am Post subject:
Eve wrote:
Keeping her hair perfect is yet another talent we need to add to her ever growing list!!
Along with being smarter than the President of the USA, despite having a completely hollow, and removable head. Must be the regular hydration!
well if her head is completely hollow then she might actually share something in common with bush!
yeah i can totally see barbie conversing with ol' G' Dub:
Barbie: "mr. president i need to go to the washroom and powder my nose...."
G DUb: "you do that, too? i love the stuff...in fact i have a mirror right here in my drawer....you won't have to go far this time....i do it before making any important decisions."
Joined: 20 Jul 2004 Posts: 12783 Location: USA Country:
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:04 am Post subject:
Tu_triky wrote:
well if her head is completely hollow then she might actually share something in common with bush!
A close relation perhaps? Plastics, they definitely have that in common genetically.
Tu_triky wrote:
yeah i can totally see barbie conversing with ol' G' Dub:
Barbie: "mr. president i need to go to the washroom and powder my nose...."
G DUb: "you do that, too? i love the stuff...in fact i have a mirror right here in my drawer....you won't have to go far this time....i do it before making any important decisions."
A real girl is never without her powder. Now wonder she's so sharp and has such clear sinuses. Or is that the hollow head thing again? _________________
Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 46182 Location: Los Skandolous, California Country:
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:09 am Post subject:
Eve wrote:
A real girl is never without her powder. Now wonder she's so sharp and has such clear sinuses. Or is that the hollow head thing again?
lol.
if barbie wants to party..it's cool....she prolly went to a few gigs with kate moss in fact...it's the president i'm worrying about....i guess he wouldn't be satsified with the jar of jelly beans reagan used to have on his desk?
Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 561 Location: Texas Country:
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:16 am Post subject:
Tu_triky wrote:
where's the lumpia, kid? the foodstix of the immortals.
I think that's part of tomorrow's extravaganza...
Although I did score a plate full yesterday as a gift from one of my customers at work. I only got to eat a few because I was nice and decided to share with my co-workers and they desecended on them like wild beasts after I assured them they were in fact edible (I don't think many of them had ever seen lumpia before so anything that isn't the standard giantic americanized eggroll looks exotic.) But i thought about it, and I get filipino food a lot more often than they do and it's christmas so what the heck.
It's a sad, sad time in history when many would be happier with Barbie in the White House than the president. But then again she has been a doctor, a vetrinarian, a rock star, a gymnast, and even a mermaid! That's gotta count for something. She also doesn't pay attention to rumours on the "Internets"
Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 46182 Location: Los Skandolous, California Country:
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:34 am Post subject:
KeepMeCaffein8td wrote:
I think that's part of tomorrow's extravaganza...
Although I did score a plate full yesterday as a gift from one of my customers at work. I only got to eat a few because I was nice and decided to share with my co-workers and they desecended on them like wild beasts after I assured them they were in fact edible (I don't think many of them had ever seen lumpia before so anything that isn't the standard giantic americanized eggroll looks exotic.) But i thought about it, and I get filipino food a lot more often than they do and it's christmas so what the heck.
It's a sad, sad time in history when many would be happier with Barbie in the White House than the president. But then again she has been a doctor, a vetrinarian, a rock star, a gymnast, and even a mermaid! That's gotta count for something. She also doesn't pay attention to rumours on the "Internets"
wild beasts you say....your witty humor is quite appealing...but if you speak truthfully perhaps domyoji can shoot them and use them for his next article of clothing.
internets....bush said he used them when he goes fly fishing...he said they were better than hair nets to gets da fish.
Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 561 Location: Texas Country:
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:37 am Post subject:
Tu_triky wrote:
wild beasts you say....your witty humor is quite appealing...but if you speak truthfully perhaps domyoji can shoot them and use them for his next article of clothing.
internets....bush said he used them when he goes fly fishing...he said they were better than hair nets to gets da fish.
He could make a coat out of my manager any day and I wouldn't protest in the slightest. Unless he were to wear the hideous thing around me, that's just be creepy.
Also internets don't make his calves look fat they way fishnets do.
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Must be the regular hydration! 
