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bmwracer wrote:
Mmmmmmppphhhfffffggggdddd. *hand covers mouth*

*poke*poke*

fine.. i'm just going to munch on pretzels.. it's not even 12 yet.. i'll just grab it when you go to the restroom or something..

:tired:

littlemissfab wrote:*poke*poke*

Ow. Ow.

fine.. i'm just going to munch on pretzels.. it's not even 12 yet.. i'll just grab it when you go to the restroom or something..

*Locks lunch in desk with vicious guard dog nearby* >> [image]

bmwracer wrote:
*Locks lunch in desk with vicious guard dog nearby* >> [image]

KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

i might have him get your lunch for me.. :yippee:

i wish i had a fierce guard dog like that..

that dog got some street cred, yo..

littlemissfab wrote:KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

i might have him get your lunch for me.. :yippee:

Spot only eats donuts.


And an occasional lunch thief. ;)

bmwracer wrote:
Spot only eats donuts.


And an occasional lunch thief. ;)

if he gets my krispy kreme maple bars.. i will dismiss his services.

"see spot save"

i give up on your lunch.. im getting my supply of protein by buying jack in the box chicken strips (again).. i won't be surprised if i grow a third breast because god knows what they're feeding them chickens. the curly fries are good though..

littlemissfab wrote:if he gets my krispy kreme maple bars.. i will dismiss his services.

He doesn't eat those: like his master, he likes jelly donuts.

Woof.

i give up on your lunch.. im getting my supply of protein by buying jack in the box chicken strips (again).. i won't be surprised if i grow a third breast because god knows what they're feeding them chickens.

If that happens, will we be treated to a photo gallery of the event? ;)

bmwracer wrote:
If that happens, will we be treated to a photo gallery of the event? ;)

:bleh: a third nipple is kind of not far off the strange spectrum like the lazy eye or the occasional limp.. but a third breast is just waaaay out there..

someones been watching Total Recall again... :mrgreen:

krim wrote:someones been watching Total Recall again... :mrgreen:

I was thinkin' the same thing... :hehe:

A cyclops cat. :bleh:

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awe... poor neko :puppydog: :puppydog:

tabana wrote:A cyclops cat. :bleh:

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Saw that article last week.

Creeped me out. :bleh:

Mainichi Daily News...hilarious:

Jobless man sets fire to futon in house after mom refuses to buy him dolls

FUKAYA, Saitama -- A 27-year-old unemployed man has been arrested for setting fire to a futon in his home after getting angry with his mother for refusing to buy him dolls, police said.

Hiroyuki Ichikawa, from Fukaya, set fire to a futon in his second-floor room during the early hours on Jan. 13, burning down the house. Ichikawa was home alone at the time.

"I argued with my mother after she refused to grant my request to buy me dolls," officers quoted Ichikawa as saying. "I started the fire to vent my frustration."

Ichikawa left home after starting the fire and turned himself in to a police box near JR Kumagaya Station at about 5:20 a.m. on the same day. (Mainichi)

^^ and I thought I had "mom" issues.

He's not releated to that other idiot who stabbed his parents, ne?

Man, these guys who are unemployed are having problems coping... :sweat:

should have died, then he could be nominated for the Darwin awards.

^^ um.....wow. can we say "therapy" and "counseling."

A cyclops cat. bleh

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i saw that article awhile back. omgosh, it's the stuff that gives u nightmares.

so now, we have the miso-guy and the futon-guy.. wonder what's next..

bmwracer wrote:He's not releated to that other idiot who stabbed his parents, ne?

Man, these guys who are unemployed are having problems coping... :sweat:

my thoughts exactly....haha.