haha..yeah, I liked the Maru "I feel like a king" part too..that was halarious...but man, those chickens really WERE following him like there was no tomorrow...I didn't even know that they ate vegetables!..lol.
As to why Ueda just kept on laughing and not saying anything, I have no idea..lol...I find that he's the most anti-social member of kattun..not to say that he's unfriendly or whatever...just more of an introvert and kind of in his own world type of guy...why did he say that he was about to cry?...perhaps he thought it was so good or something..lol.
As for the Anego files, I would like them in hardsubbed please 

 ....I'm computer illiterate..so yeah..hehe..thanks to anyone that is able to provide=)
Oh, and sosweet, don't worry about the translation..i found it:
Here is a very rough translation of the mc during LOOKing Con 2005-06-18. To me, it doesn't really make that much sense, but you get the gist of it..lol...I think Jin was trying to be indirect about it, but I think Kame was giving him a hard time by saying "i don't get it" even though he really did so that Jin would have to explain himself..which of course he can't since he's in front of a live audience..lol..as for koki, I think he REALLY just didn't get it..hahaha=P  Also, please be noted that it is translated from the Chinese subtitles but not the original Japanese...happy reading everyone=)  
Jin: Just now my ass..
Maru: Your ass? 
Ueda: being touched?
Jin: To be exactly..being nipped.
Maru: Your ass was nipped?
Jin: At the same time, something on my body that looks like tako-yaki(*1)...
Maru: Something like tako-yaki? What are you saying?
Jin: was nipped...
Jin: The so-called tako-yaki-liked thing is a monster. If you touch it, octopus will come out.
Maru: Hold on!
Jin: Sorry.
Koki: Akanishi talks so real..
Jin: What the hell you say hold on! It will be fine if everyone don't get it!
Koki: Please stop the conversation of tako-yaki-liked stuff.
Maru: What about Kamenashi? I suppose that thing of Kamenashi is also in danger?
Kame: It is a fatal injury for man.
Maru: So are you okay?
Kame: I? Even if my thing are touched, i won't mind.
Maru: Oh, you don't care?
Jin: It's because he only has a half tako-yaki.
Maru: What are you saying?
Jin: That's why octopus doesn't get in.
Kame: No no, don't talk to me about tako-yaki. As i am an idol, i don't say something like that.
Koki: By the way, what the hell is that tako-yaki-liked thing?
Jin: HEY!
???: Akanishi, round it yourself!
Kame: Yes! I don't get it!
Jin: It's by no means that you don't get it! BAKA(Idiot)! 
???: The audience of Osaka venue will not forgive you. 
Jin: So...that thing is that thing.
???: So you tell us what's that?
???: It is really dangerous.
Jin: Everyone here is a mature grown-up already, right? (yeah except of you baka XD)
Audience: YEAH~~~~~~~ (Jin looks so puffy here XDD)
Maru: Hey please clam down.
Koki: Do you guys mix up something? This is a Johnny's concert! (to the audience) 
Jin: Hey it's you! It's you! In the opening! Opening!
Koki: What?
Jin: That is..."HOO(yelling)..It's time for H(*2)!" (acting as koki)
Jin: The audience there has spent 6000 yen! "Oh..This opening is so terrible." (acting as the audience)
Koki: Oh this...I just want to make everyone excited.
Jin: But you better say something else! You didn't say it on purpose, right?
Koki: I was serious in saying so as i want to keep the exciting atmosphere.
Jin: Yes. I believe the audience will get more and more excited as koki will keep on heating the crowd.
Koki: No no.
Jin: Am i right?
Maru: Yes.
Jin: Yes, of course.
Maru: Recently, during the concert, the interaction between us and the fans is very funny.
Kame: Yeah it feels good. Get accompany with the fans...
Maru: It's good to be with the fans.
Kame: and create memories together.
Jin: Many ANEGO(*3) here. ANEGO...Many ANEGO.
???: Yes.
Kame: Though it sounds like a moive, i still want to try. Watch me.
Kame: When going back home, there are beans for the meal...
Maru: Oh i see. There are beans...
Kame: How will Dad response?
Maru: Ar~~~
Kame: "You go to watch KAT-TUN concert with mum today, right?" (acting as the Dad)
Kame: "Yes. What's the tako-yaki-liked thing?" (acting as the daughter)
Maru: Dad will become mad!
Kame: All the fathers will break in the venue for sure!
???: "What did you tell my daughter!"
Koki: The fathers will be shocked.
Jin: Kamenashi-kun has no octopus getting in, but Akanishi-kun has octopus getting in.
Jin: Why?
(Audience's yelling)
Kame: The audience is getting excited suddenly, though it's a bit different.
Maru: Yeah it's different. The atmosphere between Osaka and Yokohama is not the same.
Jin: But Nakamaru-kun has octopus only.
Maru: I can't get it, not for a word.
Koki: What about do this to the fathers? "Me too. Me too" (acting)
Kame: What do you want to do to the fathers?
Kame: By the way, in this Osaka venue, some fathers bring their children to watch the concert.
Maru: Yes.
Jin: Just now i have found a Dad. I am surprised. 
Koki: Really? We'll be very happy if male comes to watch our concert too.
???: Yeah that's great!
credits to baka_lolli since I got this translation from her LJ..but she did state that some nice girl translated it at youtube...so credits to whoever that nice girl is..lol...I tried finding the translation at youtube but couldn't..so yeah..perhaps that person has already removed the clip.
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