View topic - Jokes/Humor Thread

FAQ

Memberlist

Dramas:	a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r s t u v w y z 0-9	Top 100
Artistes:	a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r s t u v w y z	Top 100
Seasons:	Spring 2019 Summer 2019 Fall 2019 Winter 2020

Jokes/Humor Thread
Goto page Previous 1, 2, 3 ... 6, 7, 8 ... 40, 41, 42 Next

jdorama.com Forum Index -> General Discussions

View previous topic :: View next topic

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:03 pm Post subject:

barooboodoo

Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 205
Location: America?
Country: United States

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:11 pm Post subject:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid91/p9520a222ddd94f205302e8b2edd83586/fa63b2f8.jpg it was given to me by an azn so don't yell at me!!

lovelessemotion

Joined: 07 Apr 2002
Posts: 2495
Location: Wales
Country: Wales

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:12 pm Post subject:

Michi wrote:

i dun get it

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:18 pm Post subject:

well its just a stupid pic not even funny eh?

krono225

Joined: 23 Nov 2003
Posts: 13
Location: La Jolla, USA
Country: United States

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:19 pm Post subject:

lovelessemotion wrote:

i dun get it

Me neither!
_________________

It's a coincidence!
"��R��!"

lovelessemotion

Joined: 07 Apr 2002
Posts: 2495
Location: Wales
Country: Wales

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:23 pm Post subject:

Michi wrote:

well
its just a stupid pic
not even funny eh?
Sweat

OH I GET IT! it just animated right now!! LOL funny *slap*

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:34 pm Post subject:

lol ok

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:41 am Post subject:

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:43 am Post subject:

Meeting the family A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make Love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the Pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Smiley_18

Joined: 01 Oct 2003
Posts: 340

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:31 am Post subject:

Funny!

atheon

Joined: 19 Sep 2003
Posts: 558
Location: Malaysia
Country:

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:55 am Post subject:

Michi wrote:

well this is funny... lol

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:56 am Post subject:

lol thats funny.. anyway.. check this out... go to www.google.com then search for miserable failure then click on I'm feeling lucky

Hoshi

Joined: 07 Oct 2003
Posts: 239
Location: Singapore
Country:

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:07 am Post subject:

Michi wrote:

go to www.google.com
then search for miserable failure
then click on I'm feeling lucky

Wink

I get it....

I don't know if this is posted before, but here's another:

go www.google.com
search for "weapons of mass destruction"
click on I'm feeling lucky

Sweat

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:13 am Post subject:

hahahha

kook05

Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 718
Location: Singapore
Country:

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:13 am Post subject:

Michi wrote:

hmmm... was looking at the words written below the slapping thing...
was written 'zheng zai 874'

i think it means giving out warnings now

'874' = fa qi shi??

Hoshi

Joined: 07 Oct 2003
Posts: 239
Location: Singapore
Country:

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:25 am Post subject:

I think the 874 is supposed to be read in hokkien... so loosely translated should be I'm very upset/angry now... Originally I thought it's supposed to be read as 'fa qi shi' also...

kook05

Joined: 05 May 2003
Posts: 718
Location: Singapore
Country:

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:29 am Post subject:

Hoshi wrote:

I think the 874 is supposed to be read in hokkien... so loosely translated should be I'm very upset/angry now... Sweat

Originally I thought it's supposed to be read as 'fa qi shi' also...

hmmm... as in 'pek chek si'???

Hoshi

Joined: 07 Oct 2003
Posts: 239
Location: Singapore
Country:

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:32 am Post subject:

kook05 wrote:

hmmm... as in 'pek chek si'???

um, yes.

UWFShooter

Joined: 16 Jan 2002
Posts: 436
Location: New York F***in City!!!
Country: United States

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:37 pm Post subject: Yugo

How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill it with gas. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? Push it off the cliff. Customer: "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo." Parts Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Michi

Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 3308
Location: cloud 9
Country: Malaysia

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 4:47 am Post subject:

Display posts from previous:

	jdorama.com Forum Index -> General Discussions	All times are GMT + 8 Hours Goto page Previous 1, 2, 3 ... 6, 7, 8 ... 40, 41, 42 Next
Page 7 of 42

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum