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[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

Absolutely. We need to take care of our own backyard instead of fooling around with everyone else's.

Instead of selling the Saudis 60 billion dollars in military hardware in a deal just inked we should sell them some Johnsville Brats and bacon-wrapped hot dogs. We can throw in some stone ground mustard to sweeten the deal.

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

Instead of selling the Saudis 60 billion dollars in military hardware in a deal just inked we should sell them some Johnsville Brats and bacon-wrapped hot dogs. We can throw in some stone ground mustard to sweeten the deal.

That's cool.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

That's cool.

They can file a diplomatic protest after they find out they weren't actually Halal Chicken dogs as advertised.

[bmwracer]

Meg Whitman buys a hat: http://tinyurl.com/2be89be

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

Meg Whitman buys a hat: http://tinyurl.com/2be89be

Now that is fuggin' funny.

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

Now that is fuggin' funny.

The HuffPo is a great place for comedy come election time.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

The HuffPo is a great place for comedy come election time.

That was the funniest sh*t I've seen all week, man. Much respect.

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

That was the funniest sh*t I've seen all week, man. Much respect.

There was also a reference to Meg and Ben Franklin as well, less the glasses.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

There was also a reference to Meg and Ben Franklin as well, less the glasses.

Dude I totally need to buy a canister of oats and go to a Whitman rally and implore her to autograph her picture.

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

Dude I totally need to buy a canister of oats and go to a Whitman rally and implore her to autograph her picture.

You've got about a week left.

Just mail in a Quaker Oats coupon and have her sign it... Include a self-addressed, postage-paid envelope: she can't be spending her money on postage.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

You've got about a week left. Just mail in a Quaker Oats coupon and have her sign it... Include a self-addressed, postage-paid envelope: she can't be spending her money on postage.

She should start handing out oats to all her supporters.

She can promise to reform the state and lower ppl's cholesterol at the same time if they ingest that spackle for their bowels.

[bmwracer]

HuffPo reports that Meg Whitman has now spent $162M on her gubernatorial campaign.

Crash and burn, Meg.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

HuffPo reports that Meg Whitman has now spent $162M on her gubernatorial campaign. Crash and burn, Meg.

Yeah but 30 million of that is in oats...that doesn't count.

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

Yeah but 30 million of that is in oats...that doesn't count.

All the horses throughout the state must be happy.

Evie's horses would be jealous.

And what's with Fiorina's sudden "illness" and remarkable recovery?

Smells fishy to me.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

All the horses throughout the state must be happy. Evie's horses would be jealous.

But as a Quaker Meg Whitman has horses to feed too. Which are tended by undocumented workers she has had on her payroll for 9 years.

[Tu_triky]

Tu_triky wrote:

But as a Quaker Meg Whitman has horses to feed too. Which are tended by undocumented workers she has had on her payroll for 9 years.

The Quaker is down 10 points in the lastest poll. She's done.

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

The Quaker is down 10 points in the lastest poll. She's done.

I hope so... I'm really sick of her... She has this fake, untrustworthy aura about her.

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

I hope so... I'm really sick of her... She has this fake, untrustworthy aura about her.

Of course she's fake...they all are...her moreso. What you thought she was trustworthy cuz she looked like a Quaker?

[bmwracer]

Tu_triky wrote:

Of course she's fake...they all are...her moreso. What you thought she was trustworthy cuz she looked like a Quaker?

Actually, the Ben Franklin look had me fooled: If you can't trust $100 bills, who can you trust?

[Tu_triky]

bmwracer wrote:

Actually, the Ben Franklin look had me fooled: If you can't trust $100 bills, who can you trust?

Good Ol' Ben...even he had anti-counterfeiting devices invented to ward off fakeness.