Yonekura Ryoko

Started by bmwracer · 1 Aug 2003 · 25,430 replies

Yonekura Ryoko

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2 Jan 2011, 10:07 #24204
Yonekura Ryoko to join Keanu Reeves for g47 Roninh?

As you might or might not know, Hollywood is going to make their own version of the legendary Japanese story about the Chushingura, the Fourty-Seven Ronin, starring Keanu Reeves and of course, in 3D.

g47 Roninh is going to be the full-length feature film debut of director Carl Rinsch. According to screencrave the movie is going to be a stylized version, mixing the true story of the 47 Ronin with fantasy elements ala gThe Lord of the Ringsh and gritty battle scenes ala gGladiatorh. Keanu probably likes the fact that he is finally going to have a lot of action scenes again. Chris Morgan, scriptwriter of gWantedh, gTokyo Drifth and the upcoming gFast Fiveh will be responsible for squeezing in at least a bit of a story.

Now the Japanese tabloid gShukan Jitsuwah has reported that Japanese actress Yonekura Ryoko supposedly has received an offer to star alongside Keanu. Of course this would mark Yonekurafs Hollywood debut, but thatfs actually not the main point of the tabloidfs article. According to the script, there is going to be quite a love scene, with both of them showing a lot of skin.

The tabloid included a short excerpt from the first version of script and it sure looks like it is going to become quite a challenge for Yonekura, if she was to accept the offer.

source: http://www.tokyohive.com/2011/01/yonekura-ryoko-to-join-keanu-reeves-for-47-ronin/
2 Jan 2011, 13:17 #24205
^ Dang.

That's going to force to me to have to see it when it comes out... :sweat:

BTW, the whole 3D thing is BS, IMO. :beaten:
2 Jan 2011, 15:34 #24206
I really hope this is just tabloid fodder and she won't be in it. There's no possible way this could be anything but an abomination.

Hollywood is going to make their own version of the legendary Japanese story about the Chushingura
Meaning it'll be a boondoggle that makes no sense, lacks any cultural nuances, be heavy handed, and probably resemble a KimuTaku movie. The audience is going to spend the whole duration scratching their heads about why a bunch of non-Japanese people are dressed like samurai.

"47 Roninh is going to be the full-length feature film debut of director Carl Rinsch
Meaning this guy probably doesn't know what he's doing.

Chris Morgan, scriptwriter of gWantedh, gTokyo Drifth and the upcoming gFast Fiveh will be responsible for squeezing in at least a bit of a story.
Why? None of his other works had any plot.

Looks like the found the magical formula for "suck".
2 Jan 2011, 23:58 #24207
Kijinnmaru wrote:Looks like the found the magical formula for "suck".

Hollywood's always had that formula... And they've been using it a lot more lately. :bleh:
7 Jan 2011, 13:10 #24213
bmwracer wrote:[image]

We had a Great Pyrenees when I was a kid. :victory:

Ryoko's looking great as always!! :mrgreen:
7 Jan 2011, 13:41 #24214
Eve wrote:We had a Great Pyrenees when I was a kid. :victory:

Gotta love the big white dawg.... It's like a canine polar bear. :victory:
7 Jan 2011, 14:13 #24215
bmwracer wrote:
Gotta love the big white dawg.... It's like a canine polar bear. :victory:


People used to stop and ask if she was one.
They were really rare when I was a little kid.
7 Jan 2011, 16:20 #24216
The Japanese film industry has been making different versions of the 47 Ronin since 1907. Some brilliant, some gawdawful. Heck, a quick search of idbm will give you a dozen different versions. And a lot more if you take the trouble to type in Chushingura.

If the Hollywood version stinks... it'll have a lot of company.

But on the plus side... it'll introduce one of Japan's favorite stories to a much larger audience.

And it'll introduce Ryoko to a much larger audience.

And if it stinks... like I said, it won't be the only stinker out there.

But I'll bet they make her look good.
7 Jan 2011, 17:42 #24217
Geezer, ever the optimist among us. :hehe: You do make a good argument for it though.
7 Jan 2011, 22:40 #24218
Kijinnmaru wrote:Geezer, ever the optimist among us. :hehe: You do make a good argument for it though.

Yup, he does.

Thing is, will Keanu say "Whoa..." in the film? :beaten:
8 Jan 2011, 04:49 #24219
Kijinnmaru

What's not to be optimistic about getting to see Ryoko in a big budget movie? The prospect makes me happy.

BMW

Thing is, will Keanu say "Whoa..." in the film?


He might. He sucks. But then, would a few "Whoa..."s be any more annoying than Kimura Takuya flipping his perfectly brushed hair like a 17 year old ingenue in "Chuchingura 1 of 47"?
8 Jan 2011, 05:29 #24220
Geezer wrote:Kijinnmaru

What's not to be optimistic about getting to see Ryoko in a big budget movie? The prospect makes me happy.

BMW

Thing is, will Keanu say "Whoa..." in the film?


He might. He sucks. But then, would a few "Whoa..."s be any more annoying than Kimura Takuya flipping his perfectly brushed hair like a 17 year old ingenue in "Chuchingura 1 of 47"?

LOL. :rofl:

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