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Yes, :say_yes: totally agree,,, Kimura admire Tomoko so much,,, :puppydog:

I've only watched the ending song of this week's sxs.

The ending talk guests were the group that sang the original version of...

I~~~~ Can't give you Gatsby~~ Gatsby~~~

Yeap. The Stylistics were the special guests and they sang "Can't Give You Anything But My Love". This song was the original song for Kimura's Gatsby CM.

The "worth to watch part" of this song? Kimura did that "hair twirling" part just like how he did in the Gatsby cm.

Another plus point? SHINGO DID IT as well. :rofl:

I <3 this song a lot! :hehe:

Oh,,, u makes me wanna watch that part now Orenji,,,

Carol, I can only rely on you now,,, pls upload it in Youtube for me if u have time,,, onegai,,,, :bow: :bow: Sankyuu... :mrgreen:

just saw in youtube. This week's ending song is up~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYhAMem5fI8

enjoy~

Sankyuu Orenji,,, :hug:

orenji wrote:just saw in youtube. This week's ending song is up~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYhAMem5fI8

enjoy~

~In The Occasion of Shingo's Birthday, January 31st~

In the occasion to welcome Shingo's birthday, I'm translating 3 Shingo's interviews/talk shows. These are something that will make you learn more about Shingo. This is the 1st talk show.


Nakai-kun Onsen
13 July 1996
Talk guest: Katori Shingo

translated by Yanie

This is Nakai's 1996 variety show, consist of talk segment, drama segment, etc. The whole show is about a family who runs onsen(public bathroom), and Nakai is the 2nd son who will inherit the business. For the talk segment, the casts who act as the family becomes the hosts, including Nakai. On its first episode broadcast, the talk segment guest is Shingo ^_^ The hosts are Zakoba-san(the father), Yoshie-san(the mother, she acted as Noriko's mother in Shiroi Kage too^^), Chiaki(a female worker) and Nakai himself.

Nakai: So! Today this show has begin. And these are the regular hosts. We have drama segment, and also talk segment here. First off, the talk guest today... *looks to the camera direction, seem like 'the guest' stand behind the camera* Aa, ...*looks closer* ...he's quite attractive isn't he? *to Zakoba-san* Today's guest is really popular, ne...

Zakoba: Yes, yes...

Chiaki: Really, my heart is pounding...

Nakai: Right, your heart must be pounding huh? Okay then, let me introduce... Kimura Takuya-kun deesu~~ *Long Vacation themesong comes out for a sec*

[everyone clapping their hands and laughing]

Nakai: Aa, sumimasen, sumimasen!! *crossing his arms to the camera* There's a bit mistake... It's actually this person! Doozo!

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[Shingo finally comes out and sit beside Nakai. Nakai shakes his hand.]

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Shingo: Ohayo gozaimasu. *to Zakoba-san* So you're Mr. Zakoba, ne... Zakoba-san kaaa...*laughs*

Zakoba: Why? What's wrong?
Nakai: He's actually ...he underestimated you, Zakoba-san...
Shingo: No, I didn't!!!! *to Nakai* Why are you saying that...?
Nakai: Liar...
Shingo: No, really. I didn't mean to underestimate you... But, isn't ZAKOBA is really something for a name??

[everyone laughs]

Zakoba: *laughs* Is it? Is ZAKOBA really something? Should I change my name, then?

[all the while he's talking, Nakai and Shingo are looking at each other laughing endlessly, and weirdly without a sound]

Zakoba: Wait a minute...you boys are actually mocking me, aren't you??

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[both Nakai & Shingo are surprised, and turn to Zakoba-san in unison]

Both: No, we're not!!
Nakai: No...not at all!!

Shingo: Hora....see, see?? *pointing at Nakai* He's actually the one who underestimate you! He was laughing just now!

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Zakoba: Is Zakoba really that weird?
Nakai: No, no. I don't think its weird at all!

//

Shingo: Zakoba-san, y'know.... ZA and BA are both in it!
Zakoba: Yes, so what's with that? Za and Ba shouldn't be in together, you mean?
Shingo: No, I didn't say that...

(the old guy explains about his name)

Nakai: Well...actually its Shingo who's started this Zakoba topic, I'm very sorry...
Shingo: No, I didn't....!
Nakai: Actually, Tsuyoshi...uhmm..
Yoshie: What is Tsuyoshi?
Nakai: Hm?
Shingo: *burst out laughing* "What is Tsuyoshi?" ??!?
Nakai: Chotto...wait, wait a minute...wait! Yoshie-san, Tsuyoshi! You don't know Tsuyoshi??
Yoshie: Hee...? Is this something we should know normally?
Nakai: Of course!!!
Shingo: *glancing at Nakai* "Tsuyoshi is something we should know normally?"
(seem like Shingo feels really funny about this^^)

Nakai: *laughing* Not like that exactly, though...
Shingo: *to Yoshie* There's this person named Tsuyoshi...
Nakai: Yes, yes... Well...with us, not really related...but just someone we know....
Yoshie: In SMAP?
(this lady really have no clue at all!!! LOL!)

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Nakai: No, no...he's not a SMAP member... But he's someone we know...
(haha! bad boy! he decide to play the game more!)

Yoshie: *laughs* Really...? Then..?

[Zakoba is whispering with Chiaki, the other host, seem like he don't know Tsuyoshi too??]

Nakai: *to Yoshie* Well, of course you don't know him.... *to Zakoba* Zakoba-san!! Aren't you listening us??!? What are you doing, whispering with her??

Zakoba: I actually didn't know!! I'm very sorry!
Nakai: What is it?
Shingo: What is it that you dont know?
Yoshie: Is it his name? *pointing at Shingo*
Zakoba: He?? No, that's Shingo-chan!!
Yoshie: *laughs* Ahh...sou desu ne...
Nakai: *to Zakoba* 'what' Shingo? 'what' Shingo?
Yoshie: The surname....

[Zakoba turns to Chiaki and Chiaki whisper him the answer^^]

Zakoba: I'm sorry!! I won't ever forget it now! Really, I'm very sorry!
Shingo: Okay! It's alright, really.

Zakoba: You may mock me now! You're allowed to mock me for one month, really! *to Yoshie* So do you know the full name of today's guest already??

Yoshie: *laughs* Yes, of course! Katori Shingo-san, desho?
Nakai: *to Zakoba* So you thought his name is Kusanagi Shingo??
Zakoba: *laughs* I'm so sorry...
Shingo: Waa..... Za-Ko-Ba-saaan....

//

Nakai: *to Zakoba* So you have a 20-year-old daughter? Ee...*to Shingo* how old are you again?

Shingo: I'm 19.
Nakai: *to Zakoba* What if Shingo is your daughter's boyfriend?
Zakoba: I think that's nice.
Nakai: What if she brings him home and tells you, "He's my first boyfriend..." ....??
Zakoba: Uhh, I'll say... "Why is your hairstyle like that?"
Shingo: .................hai?
Zakoba: I'll ask like that...
Shingo: Oh...well, "There's no reason why my hair look like this..."
Zakoba: If there's no reason...then you can just style it in a normal way, can't you?
Shingo: .... but, I don't like the normal way...
Zakoba: So, there must be a reason, then. Why don't you like the normal way?
Shingo: I hate looking like the same with other people.
Zakoba: You hate looking like the same with other people??
Nakai: Woo...this kind of boyfriend...what will you...

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Zakoba: People is human, desho? Aren't you human? There's no way you look different with another human if you're human yourself.

Shingo: Who are you, actually?

Zakoba: I'm the next Beichou!
[I don't get 'beichou', its written with the kanji 'bei'(rice/America) and chou('morning' kanji)]

Shingo: I don't understand that... Are you someone with great authority?
Zakoba: Never mind that already! ....so, you walk around the street with this kind of clothes?

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Shingo: Yes!
Zakoba: I wish you wear a more proper clothes.
Shingo: Is this not proper?
Zakoba: Yes, I don't think its proper.
Shingo: Where can I find the written rule of which clothes proper and which are not?
Nakai: Oo...that's a good question!!!
Zakoba: Well, isn't this something you wear when you go to sleep?
Shingo: This is something the young people usually wear these days...

Zakoba: Wait a minute! You just said before, that you like being special! How come you wear something that other people wear in common??

Shingo: Not just this clothes... But I don't wear socks, and this is a NEW style!
Zakoba: You don't wear socks? So that's a new style?
Shingo: Yes...usually, others wear socks this long... But I don't do that.
Nakai: *in a small voice to Zakoba* I think you can accept this...
Shingo: Please, give me your daughter!

Zakoba: You're not going to hurt her?
Shingo: No.
Zakoba: Is that so?
Shingo: Yes.
Zakoba: Alright then... I'm getting old now, I hope you can take care of her.
Shingo: ...
Zakoba: Though I'm still healthy now, but my health will get worsened someday...and I may not be able to take care of her anymore. So can you promise me that?
Shingo: Yes.
Zakoba: Okay then...you may date her....

Shingo: ..........you'll talk that much to your daughter's boyfriend?

Nakai: But I think that's quite easy requirements...for a guy to date your daughter....

Zakoba: Yes, well...I talk like that... Talking about to look after her, when I'm getting old and all...because I'm worried... I mean, SMAP is something you temporarily do while you're still popular....

(Nakai and Shingo immediately react to this!^^)

Nakai: Wait...
Shingo: Wait a minute!! Wait!!!
Nakai: *grabs Zakoba's arm and gets up* What do you mean??!?
Shingo: Be careful with what you're saying!!
Nakai: What do you mean?!

Shingo: WE ARE DOING OUR BEST TOO!!!!

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Zakoba: *laughs* Yes, yes...I know that!! But even if you do your best...it'll come to an end someday....

Nakai: What do you mean temporarily popular??!?

Zakoba: Wait, wait!!! Let me ask you now! When you're 60 years olds, can you still do this??! *flapping her hands, like dancing*

Nakai: *acting snob* ABSOLUTELY!!!!

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Zakoba: Seriously?? When you become 50-60 years olds???

Nakai: *to Shingo* We'd still do it, right??

Shingo: *tilts his head* .....I don't know.

Nakai: *smack Shingo's head* Whose side are you on??

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//

Zakoba: *to Shingo* So when you get old...what kind of job will you have? Hypothetically speaking....

Nakai: This is a good question, actually.... If you don't think of that kind of future, of course he won't give you his daughter.

Shingo: *serious face* I'll be a newscaster.

(Everyone laughs. Zakoba points at Nakai, like asking 'just like him?'.)

Zakoba: You said, you like being different. Why do you pick a job something common for people??

Nakai: Don't follow me, don't follow me.
Shingo: Okay then, I won't be a newscaster!

(Everyone laughs again)

Shingo: Paint artist!! I'll do drawing jobs.
Zakoba: *laughs* What kind of paintings? Is there any prospects in that kind of job?
Shingo: Yes, there is!
Zakoba: What kind? Oil paintings? Or just drawings?
Shingo: I'll draw everything!! Any kinds!

Zakoba: With that kind of job...can you really take care of my daughter?? Who will you sell them to? Can you sell them that easily?

Shingo: I'll sell them...to my friends...

Zakoba: *laughs* Can you really afford your daily needs by selling paintings to your friends everyday?? Will they really buy them?

Shingo: I don't want your daughter anymore now!

(Everyone laughs)

Nakai: What an annoying father!

//

Shingo: I've once walked together with highschool girls.

Everyone: Ooooo....really? Woo...

Shingo: I was shopping by myself, that day. And I don't know the way to one shop. I asked these highschool girls nearby. They recognized me, "Aaa...Shingo-kun, right??". I said, "Aa...sou desuu...", "Please shake hands with us!", "Alright...", "Can you please give us your autographs??", "Okay...just quietly, don't let anyone see this..."...and I signed for them. Then I asked, "I'd like to go to this shop...do you know the way?", "Aa...yes, yes...it's right there...let me show you,". So we walk together....

Nakai: Weren't you just flirting with them??

Shingo: No! Then, we kept walking and when I look back, suddenly there were so many highschool girls followed from behind. Then when we reached the shop I waved to them, "Thank you everyone!!".

Zakoba: Then, they all went home??

Shingo: Yes, they properly went back...left me alone.

Zakoba: Kakkoii... Okay then, Shingo-chan, thank you very much! Please, come again to this show, some other time.

Shingo: .........??? Hai!
Nakai: Yes...the time's up now, for you.
Shingo: It's up? Oooo....
Nakai: Why? Is there something more you'd like to talk about?
Shingo: Yeah...well, ...what should I talk about...
Zakoba: It's alright, already. Thank you for coming.

(some of the other hosts laughs)

Zakoba: *points at the exit direction* Doomo...otsukaresama deshita(thank you for your hard work today)!

(Shingo laughs)

Nakai: That must've make him feels bad...
Zakoba: *to Shingo* You don't feel bad, right?
Shingo: No, no. I'm going home now, it's alright.
Zakoba: Good, good...thank you for coming.
Shingo: *to Nakai* This feels like you guys are rushing me to go home...*laughs*
Zakoba: Well, we are in a rush...we have no time left.
Shingo: Even if it's a rush...but how Zakoba-san tell me to get out...
Zakoba: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But please, go home now.

//

Nakai: *to Shingo* You can go home first...no need to wait for me.
Shingo: *grins and nod* Un...

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(There's an onsen bathtub at the back of the set. And Shingo takes off his pants and is about to get into the tub.)

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Nakai and other hosts: Oyy, oyy...what are you doing?? Taking off your pants??!
Shingo: What??? No...I just thought I'll take a bath here first...
Nakai: You can't!!! Just go home now...
Shingo: Ah...sou....

(Shingo finally goes home for real^^)

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SMAPxELAINE wrote:Oh,,, u makes me wanna watch that part now Orenji,,,

Carol, I can only rely on you now,,, pls upload it in Youtube for me if u have time,,, onegai,,,, :bow: :bow: Sankyuu... :mrgreen:

There is something wrong with my connection today. I only manage to log in right now...and i will need to log off soon *SIGH*

Anyway Elaine, Bistro Smap With Hayami Mokomichi -15th Jan 07 will be up in you tube by tommorow. You can watch it at night....unless something terrible happens again with my connection.

Ill also upload the episode you requested : 28th Aug 06 right? Need to confirm.

yanie_chan wrote:

Haha...yeah, Garnet, I think so. Most of Johnny's boys major Arts. It must be alot easier. I'm really impressed with someone like Sakurai Sho who manage to enter the Economy faculty! Whew... His father works in the Ministry of Finance, right?

Btw do you know Kohara Yuuki...a popular junior back in the year 2000-2001s, I think. Almost the same level as Takki. He did something that has angered Johnny K, and he got fired. Out from the agency, he entered Medical Faculty and so now he study medical to become a doctor. Sugoooi yo ne!!! Waaaa....whoever ends up with him, so lucky to get a doctor who is an ex-Johnnys! haha!

You know...watching Hana Yori Dango. I've start thinking that the school Goro and Tsuyoshi went to, Horikoshi Highschool...might be something like Eitoku Gakuen in HYD, ne? All celebrities and fame is what the school is about. I wonder if someone like Tsukushi exist in Horikoshi?? haha...then, she bumped into Goro or Tsuyoshi...LOL!!!

Yea, Sho is from a very educated family... I heard his parents only allow him to join Johnny's and entertainment if he completes his university studies. His mother is a professor at a university? Sho said he had tough time when there were dorama filming and exams at a same time.

Kohara Yuki, he's definitely one of the most famous Juniors back in the golden era of Juniors(like WD said) when Arashi, Takki, K8) was still around. He has really genki personality and dorky... He is a doctor now?!!! Sugoi! Before, I heard from somewhere that he's a salaryman. Yappari, sugoi... a doctor!

Yamapi said that his school was strict.... I wonder how strict he high school can be when 70% artists that I knew graduated from there....

WD wrote:

I was a Yuuki fan during the juniors' golden era! I don't really care about other juniors at that time (not Takki, not MatsuJun, and definitely not Yamapi), only Subaru, Toma and Yuuki. But I don't think that Yuuki got fired, I thought he quit on his own. In Sugao3 which is the Johnny's Jr concert in 2000, Yuuki was allowed to perform and at the end the juniors threw a big farewell party for him. He's also Sakurai Sho's best friend and in the concert, Sho gave him a bouquet of flowers for his 'retirement'. I don't think someone who's fired is allowed to perform...

off-topic again...

You must missed a lot of the good old days when so many of them haven't debuted. Subaru, he was as famous as Takki at that time! But that Kitagawa... haih, sad to talk about it. Looking at the Juniors nowadays, I don't even interested in them other than Ya3x and Yuuto. I want Uchi back!!!! I want him back!!! Also, Uchi had such pretty face, it's a lost if he doesn't becomes an idol or model. :shamefulcry: :shamefulcry:
Luckily, Goro was able to get over his trouble in 2001, yappari Smap and Smap's fans power!

orenji wrote:I've only watched the ending song of this week's sxs.

The ending talk guests were the group that sang the original version of...

I~~~~ Can't give you Gatsby~~ Gatsby~~~

Yeap. The Stylistics were the special guests and they sang "Can't Give You Anything But My Love". This song was the original song for Kimura's Gatsby CM.

The "worth to watch part" of this song? Kimura did that "hair twirling" part just like how he did in the Gatsby cm.

Another plus point? SHINGO DID IT as well. :rofl:

I <3 this song a lot! :hehe:

I agree - this song is wicked. But how old are the dudes who sing it! :shocked:

My favourite part of last weeks SxS was "Magician Zero". Kimura does a great job - he's sooo sleazy in it! Just like the creepy magician Cyril on TV :bleh: .

zephyrscarlet wrote:Hi everyone! :woot: Yes!! Kimura is really not shy about expressing his admiration of Yamaguchi. From the same WUS, he also mentioned at the Long Vacation scene of their first kiss (sitting on a wall, remember?), it was filmed at the premises where there were about 2000 of his fans watching the filming in action. When Senna and Minami kissed, all his fans started SCREAMING!! :rofl: Then when the kiss was over, Yamaguchi shouted to all his fans "Sorry everyone, but looks like I'm lucky tonight!" Because of this, Kimura thinks Yamaguchi is "cool beyond words" - direct translation.

I love KimuraMatsu, but i reckon that it is due to Yamaguchi's age that prevents them from pairing up again. Kimura likes Yamaguchi so much! I can tell that from WUS and also in <Konya>

yea, Yamaguchi said that in Bistro 2004 right?!! I heard about it but haven't seen it yet... She's really cool, I think so. Did you heard of any other actress saying that to fans after she had kissed Takuya?!!

In 1993 when Smap went to Sanma-san's show, when they're being asked which female artist that they admired or like in the entertainment circle, I'm very sure Nakai answered 'Yamaguchi Tomoko'!!! And he looked a bit embarassed too... Then, Sanma-san mentioned something about Karasawa Toshiaki, her husband....

Thank you so much, Yanie, for the translation of Nakai-kun Onsen... I wonder nowadays if there's still any geinoujin who doesn't know Kusanagi Tsuyoshi from Smap. I love Nakai's reaction when someone said something that hurt his feelings as a Smap member. He better keeps his promise!!! Shingo always love to be different than the others, his hair, his clothes....

You made me wanna rewatch Hero again, after hearing your translation of Takuya's WUS. I might do that maybe in weekend or holidays. Takuya, he can really talk about anything in his radio, no restriction at all. While, when Nakai speaks in the half-dead tone in Some Girls' Smap, that really, really put me into sleep. If it isn't Nakai that speak in the program, I might think 'What a lousy DJ!'...

You're planning on subbing Sanma Smap last year? I think one of the most funny stories/VTR was Sanma's - Woman who published book and revealed her affairs. Ishihara Mariko even had a press conference to talk about it, that's really something, "bedo no naka ni, kare wa futsu deshita".... And the one where the members talked about Nakai hates sharing same thing with other people was quite hilarious too! Why would Nakai cares so much about this?!! Once, Takuya wore the same colour clothes as Nakai when filming in studio, and even their manager said "These two are really good friends". He feels embarass when people think that way?!! But we fans love to hear it!

jij wrote:
My favourite part of last weeks SxS was "Magician Zero". Kimura does a great job - he's sooo sleazy in it! Just like the creepy magician Cyril on TV :bleh: .

:rofl:
Hahahahahahaha.

I totally and completely agree. With everything you just said.

garnet28 wrote:
You made me wanna rewatch Hero again, after hearing your translation of Takuya's WUS. I might do that maybe in weekend or holidays. Takuya, he can really talk about anything in his radio, no restriction at all. While, when Nakai speaks in the half-dead tone in Some Girls' Smap, that really, really put me into sleep. If it isn't Nakai that speak in the program, I might think 'What a lousy DJ!'...

You're planning on subbing Sanma Smap last year? I think one of the most funny stories/VTR was Sanma's - Woman who published book and revealed her affairs. Ishihara Mariko even had a press conference to talk about it, that's really something, "bedo no naka ni, kare wa futsu deshita".... And the one where the members talked about Nakai hates sharing same thing with other people was quite hilarious too! Why would Nakai cares so much about this?!! Once, Takuya wore the same colour clothes as Nakai when filming in studio, and even their manager said "These two are really good friends". He feels embarass when people think that way?!! But we fans love to hear it!

Haha. I agree about the radio thing. Why oh why does Nakai sound so dead?! I just have to laugh because it's so different from his TV personality. Takuya, on the other hand..

And my favorite from Sanma/SMAP had to be Nakai's one about the girlfriend who doesn't agree with everyone else. "Suimasen, atashi niku-kei dame deeeeeesu." Hahaha, the way Nakai imitated it was so funny.
Yeah, and I wouldn't mind seeing the five guys dressing similarly. It'd be so cute.. but I liked the way they talked about it.

yanie_chan wrote:

Do you know the WUS report back in 1999 where Kimura talked about various SMAP vibrators?? Hillarious!!! He said he went to a combini with a friend and his friend told him, "Yabai!!! There's a vibrator named KimuTaku in there!!!".

Then Kimura starts to imagine what if there are vibrators named after other SMAP members?? For a vibrator named NAKAI... The shape is small but pretty. Rather than calling it a vibrator, the term rotor seems more appropriate. Because it is a rotor, it moves very fast when it's switched on. But..... the drawback is the poor endurance. It runs out of battery very quickly. Wahahaha!!!!

Then, a vibrator named SHINGO. Shingo's should be like very rough, and unbelievably big. But, it's not elastic. It's big but not delicate enough.

A vibrator named GORO, its small but you won't want to stop using it. It's like dipping bread into soup & putting it into your mouth. That's what a Goro vibrator should be like. You should feel good using it but the weakness is that it can't sustain humidity. Therefore, it won't fit in when you are depressed. May be it's a little weak but you won't want to stop using it. It's like a toy but when you extend it, it looks like an alien. The material? Should be like the kind that would stick on the wall. Married women should particularly love it. Female stars would use it unconsciously too. Mwahahahahah......I can't believe Kimura!!

A vibrator named TSUYOSHI... it should be refreshing. You won't feel guilty buying it or showing it to others.

And the vibrator named after himself...it's vigorous. Ordinary vibrators should sound like 'yong, yong', but his should be like screaming. When it is switched on, it'll go 'Ya~~yeah~~yeah~~hey~~hey~~!' Like shouting.

Baka sukebe, sukebe Takuya!!!! :rofl:

*gasp* I'm so shocked that Kimura would say these things! That and go on and on about Goro!!!!

Minna oha.. :wave:

6 dayz to Shingo's birthday.. :dancing:

Thanks Yanie for the translation.. Haven finish reading it yet.. Will continue tonite.. :P

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omg i remember watching that episode of nakai kun onsen when it first aired!! I totally forgot about that show. sooooo nostalgic. :dancing:

Yanie, I copied your fanfic today I would start reading it at work see you tonite bye :mrgreen:

UPLOADED IN YOUTUBE - BISTRO SMAP 15 JAN 07 - HAYAMI MOKOMICHI AND BAISHO. ENJOY!!

PART 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnocOE4V40s

PART 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohnVEJ3brJY

PART 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x185nUWJjvg

PART 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91avfxoj09k

PART 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWvNHYPCIE

PART 6 -FINAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZWbwsaADww