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littlemissfab wrote:^^^^^^^ baaaahhhhh.. not that kind of "performance"

I agree. I like the black Mike more.

Ah, the memories of the black dude who at the most one thought was just asexual...

Oh well.

MissMonika wrote:

I miss the black Michael Jackson. He started to turn weird after he turned white.

More caps...

Goro's Michael Jackson Impression
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Michael is impressed with the LED screens
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So much that he gets a closer look
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The guys stare in wonder as he leaves
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word is bond....

Shani wrote:

Ah, the memories of the black dude who at the most one thought was just asexual...

Oh well.

:lol: hilarious! :lol:

and just when we thought crotch grabbing was cool... he allegedly had to molest some kids.

littlemissfab wrote:and just when we thought crotch grabbing was cool... he allegedly had to molest some kids.

he allegedly found macaulay home alone and said "i'll show you my moonwalk if you show me your moonstones"

littlemissfab wrote:and just when we thought crotch grabbing was cool... he allegedly had to molest some kids.

it was never cool.. i grabbed a crotch once and got busted for it. and it wasn't even a kid... she was like 20 something.

krim wrote:

it was never cool.. i grabbed a crotch once and got busted for it. and it wasn't even a kid... she was like 20 something.

what did she say? your teacher that is? "show and tell is on fridays not tuesdays" :nut:

Someone translated the show. Here's the transcript:

Credits to Hippoko@mjjf

SMAP members are standing, totally mystified by what has happened. The music which they were singing to was suddenly stopped. Shingo Katori is lying on the floor because he got upset.

There is a writing on top left, saying gMichael appears in SMAPxSMAP as a total surprise to the members!h

Narrator: Now the meeting of a lifetime!

Masahiro Nakai: Whofs there?

Staff: Sorry, but it is somebody special.

gBeat Ith starts playing.

Michael is waving at the SMAP members from upstairs.

SMAP members are standing, dropping jaws. Looking at Michael making a peace sign, they make peace signs, too.

Michael descends the stairs to the studio.

Clapping from the people in the studio. SMAP members do not know how to react.

SMAP: gThis is impossible!h gI am getting goose bumps (meaning this is too great a sensation)!!!h gWOW WOW WOWh

Michael touches SMAP membersf hands with his.

The Japanese w‚’iting on top left says, gMichael comes to SMAPxSMAP!h

Nakai: Michael Jackson?

Michael Jacksonfs name is on the screen.

Nakai: Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson?

Michael: Yeah.

Members: Really? Hello.

Takuya Kimura (in green T-shirt): You are not the impersonator from Roppongi (a popular district in Tokyo), are you?

Members still cannot believe that Michael is here.

Nakai: Are you really Michael Jackson?

Michael: Yes. Very happy to be here. I enjoyed the performance. It was very nice. (Japanese interpreter translates what Michael says.)

Members: Unbelievable!

Nakai: So, our music was stopped because Michael Jackson came to the studio, wasnft it?

Kimura: Of course they would stop the music (if Michael comes in). The music should be stopped.

Kimura: So, the staff knew all along that Michael was watching us perform, didnft they?

Michael: Yes, I enjoyed it, very much.

Kimura: Oh, common, (the staff tricked us)!

Goro Inagaki (in while long-sleeved shirt) is smiling and in happy spirits.

Nakai: Would you like to sit here?

Kimura: Letfs change the music. Letfs play gWe Are the Worldh.

Nakai: Tell me, tell me, what brought you here?
Is this the right microphone? Should I use this microphone? Can I talk without microphone, can I?

Stafffs voice: You can talk without the microphone.

Nakai: So, I can talk without the microphone.

Kimura: We donft need any microphone. Our spirits are sky high and we do not need any microphone. Itfs OK.

Nakai: So, what brought you here today?

(Translator makes a slight mistake in translation here, and asks Michael, gHow did you get here?h)

Michael: Oh, we drove today, to see you. We drove to see you. To surprise you.

Loud clapping from the staff.

Michael: We enjoyed it.

Michael shakes hands with Nakai.

Nakai: Your hand is very beautiful.

Michael: Oh, God bless you (shakes hands with Nakai again).

Michael: Now, I am very happy to be here in Japan, and I think you are wonderful, lovely people. I mean it. Thank you for accepting me. Really.

Nakai: What is happening here?

Kimura: This is what we call gtoo big surpriseh.

Nakai: I cannot host this program anymore (from too much excitement).

Nakai: I do not know how to proceed with the show. My mind is not working properly.

Kimura: What I think is this. The moment Michael entered the studio, you, Nakai, directly returned to yourself who went to Michaelfs concert with us as a passionate fan. All you have experienced since then is somehow suspended right now.

Nakai: I just donft know how to react. I cannot react.

Kimura: I see you canft.

Translator says gThey are happy to see you.h

Michael: Likewise.

Nakai: I cannot think of what to ask. I am totally unprepared. Do you know about us?

Michael: (Pointing at the background of the studio) Itfs beautiful.

Kimura: This is called LED, a new technology we recently started using. (SMAP uses LED for their concerts, too.)

Nakai: But this device gets out of order from time to time.

Nakai: Noise gets in sometimes.

Kimura: Can I ask a question to the staff? When we were rehearsing, you told us that there were noises and we had to rehearse again. That was a lie, wasnft it?

Nakai: You donft need to ask question to the staff now. Letfs talk with Michael Jackson more. You are Michael Jackson, arenft you? (He still cannot believe it.)

Katori: Me, please. When I saw Michael on the stage of the Tokyo Dome when I was 10, 11 years old, I promised myself that I would stand on the same stage as you in future. And we could do the concerts in the Tokyo Dome.

Michael: Oh, God bless you.

Michael shakes hands with Katori.

Katori: Thank you so much.

Clapping.

Katori: I can stop working from tomorrow (now that my dream has come true).

Michael laughs.

Nakai: Letfs introduce ourselves. Self-introduction. OK? Self-introduction.

Tsuyoshi Kusanagi (in yellow parker): My name is Tsuyoshi Kusanagi.

Michael and Kusanagi shake hands.

Inagaki: Goro, Goro Inagaki.

Nakai: He does your impersonation as gOshinobi Goro (Goro incognito).h
He does sketches as Michael Jackson, and he is going to show it a little to you.

Inagaki stands up.

Kimura: Oh, we the members feel so embarrassed to see this in front of Michael Jackson. Our stomachs are turning.

Nakai explains to Michael: We will show you. We have a series of sketch called gOshinobi Goroh or gOshinobi Michael (Michael incognito)h.

gOshinobi Michaelh clip, in which Inagaki impersonates Michael, is shown on the screen.

Narrator: gOshinobi Michaelh is now revived after ten years now, in front of Michael Jackson himself.

Nakai: So, you should show it to Michael.

Inagaki: I had the privilege of impersonating Mr. Michael Jackson. Could you have a look?

Inagaki impersonates Michael.

Michael looks very much amused by this and enthusiastically claps hands.

Nakai: You got laughter from Michael! You got laughter from Michael!

Kimura: I think Michael understands. He is kind enough to go along with us. Michael is reading the air (meaning Michael understands their admiration for him).

Nakai: Michaelfs laughter!

Inagaki: I respect you SO much!

Nakai: Letfs continue the self-introduction.

Kimura: Nice to meet you. My name is Takuya Kimura.

Michael and Kimura shake hands.

Katori: I am glad to meet you. My name is Shingo.

Michael shakes hands with Shingo.

Katori: I love you.

Michael: I love you, too.

Nakai: Did you now anything about SMAP?

Michael: I learned about them today. I enjoyed what I saw upstairs. Very very good. I just wanted to surprise you and say thank you so much for having me and God bless you and good luck on everything.

Michael shakes hands with members again.

Nakai: I like you.

Michael: I like you, too. I like you, too.

Nakai: Are you already going? Is this bye-bye?

Michael shakes hands with members.

Michael: (Looking at the background) This is great. (Walking around the studio)

Nakai: (Shouting to the staff) You should change the image on the screen for Michael. Canft you move the image for him?

Kimura: Now, Mr. Michael Jackson is impressed by the work done by the engineers in our program. (It is said on the screen in Japanese, gMichael is showing interest in LEDh)

The image of LED starts moving.

Kimura: You probably should look at it from some distance.

Shingo: Michael is asking who made this.

Michael: Thank you, thank you. (Waving at the people in the studio)

SMAP members and Michael say bye-bye to each other, shake hands again.

Members: Thank you, Michael.

Michael: God bless you.

Members: Love and Peace!

Michael: Peace! Love you!

Members: See you next time.

Michael: OK. See you next time.

Michael leaves the studio.

Narrator: Michaelfs visit took the studio by storm.

SMAP members see Michael off.
Katori: His sunglasses are so cool.

Michael disappears upstairs.

MissMonika wrote:Someone translated the show. Here's the transcript:

Credits to Hippoko@mjjf
Michael touches SMAP membersf nuts with his.

The Japanese writing on top left says, gMichael cums on SMAPxSMAP!h
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I knew this was a bad idea....

Tu_triky wrote:

I knew this was a bad idea....

LOL. Oh my...

MissMonika wrote:

LOL. Oh my...

nuff said...no need to comment further on the jesus juice gigolo.

Tu_triky wrote:
I knew this was a bad idea....

At first I thought "Wow, what terrible Engrish".

I knew I shouldn't work my way up from the latest post. :banghead: :hehe: :beaten:

dochira wrote:
At first I thought "Wow, what terrible Engrish".

I knew I shouldn't work my way up from the latest post. :banghead: :hehe: :beaten:

dochira...you're too smart for your own good...atama ga ii desu..

Tu_triky wrote:
dochira...you're too smart for your own good...atama ga ii desu..

Yup, serves me right trying to reach the end of the thread before seeing the previous posts. Okay, now I can use the transcript while I watch the clip.

dochira wrote:
Yup, serves me right trying to reach the end of the thread before seeing the previous posts. Okay, now I can use the transcript while I watch the clip.

have fun, i guess..... :beaten:

Tu_triky wrote:
have fun, i guess..... :beaten:

I gotta see how SMAP goes gaga. Must be entertaining, right?

dochira wrote:
I gotta see how SMAP goes gaga. Must be entertaining, right?

omoshiroi desu, ne?

Michael give each of them a signature on the CD. But he wrote [TAKAI] instead of [NAKAI]. Makes Nakai a bit unhappyc.

Tsuyoshi's name is so long that he had to split it into two, Tsuyo in front and Shi at the back. Haha so funnyc

:beatyou:

Thank you for the translation!

Still going between grossed out and amused....

CenturyLover wrote:

Unfortunately no, thats the only mag of mine with any Johnny's in it... Im trying to hunt for more mags though :mrgreen:


Hahaha, I watched that clip on youtube! Those guys looked and acted like little boys when Michael came in! :hehe: But I think he still looks and sounds stupid (sorry :P )

That's what I love about SMAP, they're so spontaneous! Some artistes might just act cool or give no reaction at all, but SMAP simply let out their emotion. I love that about them! :)