12 Mar 2006, 03:08 · edited
#12044
i go to helen's for j-web translations too!!!
heres the domoto bros
k= koichi, t= tsuyochi
k: guests of this episode is NewS. *clapping* they're our "later generation" (as in kinki kids are NewS' senpai). so why don't you all introduce yourselves?
yamapi : so i will start. i am yamashita tomohisa, 18, blood type A. please guide me in the future.
koyama: i am keiichiro koyama, 19 years old, blood type O. please guide me in the future.
uchi: i am uchi hiroki, 17 years old, type AB, please guide me in the future.
ryo: i am nishikido ryo, 18 ... ahhh. turning 19 soon. please guide me in the future.
shige: i am kato shigeaki, 16 years old, please guide me in the future.
kusa: i am kusano hironori, 15 years old, thank you.
takahiro: i am moriuchi takahiro, 15 years old, youngest in the group, please guide me in the future
massu: i am masuda takahisa, 17 years old.
tegoshi: i am tegoshi yuya, please guide me in the future!
k: *this guy's name* how old are you?
*this guy with long hair* i am 49.
k: so you guys formed NewS, what was the reason/opportunity?
yamapi: yes. well. to become the volleyball world cup's spokesperson.
k: how did you feel when you heard you're going to form a group?
yamapi: i would say the most shocking thing is that theres a member who i don't know! that is tegoshi-kun.
t: i dont know him either! (at least i think its tsuyochi. probably)
k: first time meeting you
tegoshi: first time meeting you
k: tegoshi-kun is 15 years, no?
tegoshi: yes
k: who is the first to join johnny's?
yamapi: me.
t (or k): when was that?
yamapi: i joined when i was in grade 6...
t (or k): how many years ago?
yamapi: 7 years ago.
k: so its been 7. what about tegoshi?
teshi: its been 10 months for me
k: hes only been born 10 months!!! *points to the 49 guy* what were you doing 15 years ago?
49 guy: already in alfee
k (talking to tegoshi): do you know him?
tegoshi: saw him on television
fat blond guy: hes a part of the "navy team" (i am not sure what it is, assuming its another group due to the picture on the screen)
49 guy: NO I AM NOT!
"domoto 1 Q 1 A"
k: if everyone goes up there, it would be too scary. so everyone's going to stay in their spots to answer questions. *NewS nods* so lets start. domoto 1 q 1 a
host: so asking everyone in NewS, please state the proudest thing you are of your hometown
yamashita-san: cows exsists
uchi san: foxes exsists
kusano san: foxes exsists also
tegoshi san: air is real fresh!
k: wait a second. why are you guys clapping?
host: please honestly tell a current secret
koyama san: ..... koichi kun smells really nice right now
kusano san: body height seems a bit like "sabaoyomu" (thanks to miko_chun, we now know this is a phrase saying kusano lied about his height!)
masuda san: um. i want to go to the toilet.
tegoshi san: i once fell asleep during concert
host: what thing do you take most pride in?
uchi san: mom is really cute.
koyama san: (i am) very positive
*everyone's laughin* thats good. thats good.
kato san: birth day is on july 11th, school's number is group 7, #11, NewS CD is only sold at 7/11
host: alright then. what does the teacher write on your communication booklet? (its like an agenda which the teachers write notes to the parents/students... i am sure everyone who'd studied in asia gets what i mean. =) )
uchi san: something like "you are really hard working!"
fat guy: that is probably the stamp
koyama san: "continue to work hard! looking forward to your work"
kusano san: "well done"
fat guy: the`stamp`
masuda san: "very good in sports"
tegoshi san: "continue to work hard please"
t: tegoshi is 15 years old, right?
tegoshi: yes
t: (you are) as calm as a 28 years old
host: alright then, what do you hate the most about yourself?
yamashita san: cannot wake up in the morning (you know, like, lying in bed awake, not willing to get out of bed...? i don't know how you would express it in english, but i know theres a phrase for it.)
kusano san: no energy in the morning
moriuchi san: cannot wake up in the morning
fat guy: how old are you guys really?!?!?!
tegoshi san: impatience (jess: LOL. HES SO MATURE!!)
t: you, you go to my spot. *drags teshi* you sit here, but be the last one to answer. so many people here, (and if) you can answer the last AND be so calm about it, thats really something. *leaves* you remember to answer last
fat guy: you really look like an old man.
*then tsuyochi smiles at the camera* fat guy: you even smile like an old man.
host: returning to the questions. what do you think is the most difficult thing now?
uchi san: *thinking hard* still the morning
koyama san: the morning
kato san: always sleepy
domoto tsuyochi san: *...!* no`no`no`! *fine* no holidays!
tegoshi san: school. (jess: lol. finally something more his age!)
*everybody*: thats not so good.
t: thats interesting.....
host: next question. what is your favorite body part?
uchi san: fingers. because they're really long`` *shows fingers*
kato san: belly button. i call it beauty belly.
the 49 year old guy-san: .........` oh? me?? um, then, no matter when, my hair's always long (i think he meant his forever long hair)
host: carrying on. what was your first CD?
yamashita san: kondo masahik's "mid-night shuffle"
nishikido san: i think its "ALONE" by B'Z
moriuchi san: hide's "Pink Spider" (jess: everyone screamed. so did i.. LOL)
enari: san: "a cd name" (jess: i dont know how to translate it. and i dont think anyone actually care...??)
tegoshi san: ˆ¤‚ÍŸ‚Â@(ai ha gatsu??)
host: next question. which senpai do you admire the most?
uchi san: *looks around* Kinki Kids.
koyama san: *looks to his left* koichi san.
nishikido san: koichi kun
kusano san: koichi kun
masuda san: koichi kun
tegoshi san: yamashita kun
k (...or the fat guy?): what is this? you two are in the same group` how disgusting!!
host: next question. what do you want to try/challenge now?
yamashita san: mail/communicate with senpais.
uchi san: eat more, grow more. (jess: this is what i love about uchi. so simple)
kato san: snooker
kusano san: surfing
tegoshi san: train muscles
t: this kid is really strong/tough!
host: what do you have to do everyday? (jess: when i heard this, i thought of brushing teeth would be the most obvious answer... but......)
yamashita san: mail group.
uchi san: walk the dog
kusano san: listen to music
tegoshi san: brushing teeth
(jess: so finally someone normal!)
host: alright then, please tell us your biggest failure on TV
yamashita san: fainting half naked
t: really?!!??! HERE?
nishikido san: zipper left open, things like this
moriuchi san: sang the wrong lyrics
t: OK OK!
tegoshi san: haven't really been on the televi...... (*see below please)
somedude: tegoshi kun is so interesting!
host: alright then, the last question. to which member do you want to say "please stop this" and the reason behind it.
yamashita san: tegoshi's smile is always the same. (jess: OMG. i feel SO BAD for tegoshi. like. a critizism from his god?? i would have died right there!! *deleted the following 1000 words* i really can write an essay on this. LOL)
koyama san: masuda` always looking/checking your body out in the mirror.
t: thats not so good...........
kato san: nishikido kun, complaining about depression's pain (jess: i love this expression of ryo's) (**see below)
tegoshi san: i just joined, so i cannot say things as such.
host: thank you everyone in NewS
k: there were a lot of chit-chat in between this.
t: eh`? what is cha-cha? (jess: when koichi said chit-chat, it sort of sounded like cha-cha.)
fat guy: what?
t: are the cha-chas here?!?!?!
k: not that cha-cha! *points to NewS* they would not even know who the CHA-CHA are!
t: slowly they will know.
k: well. hum` everyone mentioned something about their hometown. there is a farm in front of yamashita kun's home.
yamapi: yes. it really stinked.
k: and uchi kun said his hometown had foxes?
uchi: my hometown was a really small township/countryside.
k: where is that?
uchi: osaka's ‰H‰g–ì. its really really rural and undeveloped place; foxes always appear there.
k: kusano kun said his hometown has foxes too.
kusa: yup. there are signs. signs that said "foxes here" on the road
fat guy: it saids "foxes start here" or something like that?
kusa: no no....
k: you are taking taking his words and twisting its meaning.
fat guy: i know now.
k: tegoshi kun said air is really fresh.
t: where (is your hometown)?
teshi: at the very end of yokohama (jess: tegoshi..!! answer properly please!!)
t: *laugh* at the very end.... tegoshi kun, you are going to do a lot of lives from now on, and when everyone's introducing themselves, please do this *pose* and say "tegoshi desu" like this.
fat guy (or koichi) : this is pretty good.
k: tegoshi. over the hand. thats good. (***please see below)
t: this is a present for you. (referring to the idea of the gesture)
teshi: yes! thank you so much!
k: uchi's mom, how is she like?
uchi: mom is very cute
k: you said cute before too. what do you mean by cute?
t: the face is really cute?
uchi: her face is really cute, her personality is also really cute, she is my love. she is my type.
k: how old is your mom?
uchi: mother is 36 years old.
k: "mr.49" now became a grandpa!
mr.49: still` don't want that.
fat guy: thirty six?!
k: what about your dad?
uchi: father is also 36.
k: if this is so, then shounen team are all fathers now! *stands up* anyone's parents are even younger???
t: such as my mom is only 5 years old.
fat guy: its like mom being younger than the son.
k: "favorite body part" .... kato kun calls himself "beauty belly"
kato: yes.
k: what is that about?
kato: i think my belly is really pretty.
k: let us see.
kato: *shows* isnt it pretty? (jess: i think its pretty`)
fat guy: no one is saying anything.
t: its pretty good. its more like "okay" feeling (when we see it)
k: continuing. things that you do daily. what is mail group?
yamapi: i am currently writing diary on johnny's cellular page (jess: as we know it, j-web). that is it.
k: AH. we don't update ours at all.
t: if i do update it everyday, everyone will be real depressed
yamapi : why is that? (jess SCREAMS. yamapi is so cute when he asked this!!!)
t: its too dark (as in too depressing)
k: forget about that. koyama, you need to teach him ways to be more positive!
koyama: (you need to) be positive about everything!
t: i am really pessimistic about everything. just a while ago, my chest area was really uncomfortable. while i was fishing, theres this fish that was bouncing around. why is the fish bouncing like that? they are so hard working in such a big ocean, only to survive. *pause* this is the type of mail which is sent out (by me).
fat guy:*drags teshi* talk to this kid about things like this. the rest, continue.
random guy: sorry, please talk to him.
t: so its like this, there are many different types
teshi: yes.
k *walks over*: why are you, a senior, complaining about life to a junior? he has only joined for 10 months!
t: but he understands.
k: you are in (JE) for over 10 years! *tegoshi* you return.
t: i have been in for 10 years....
k: yamashita kun, wants to mail/communicate with seniors?
yamapi: yes. i really want to.
k: like who:
yamapi: tsuyochi kun.
t: *!!!!* thats good. welcome anytime!
yamapi: then, i will send you positive mails with koyama!
t: for real?
yamapi: for real.
(either someone said, or only suggested by the subtitles): asking for help from the younger generation.
koichi walks over
t: what?!
k: you need to be more responsible
t: its not that! really, for real.... lets see now, *to yamapi* you are 18 now. *to koyama* you are 19. when you're about 20, 21-ish, start to have some changes, about time to turn into a man, then, i can be responsible.
fat guy: excuse me, please talk to this child. *drags teshi*
t: when the time of the twenties comes, men's worries will start to emerge, that time i will be able to (be resposnible for you). (you can) ask me any questions.
k: to tsuyochi* thats enough. *to teshi* sorry for making you run all the way over here.
t: he was thinking "thats great" secretly!
k: carrying on. tegoshi kun's idol is yamashita kun?
teshi: yes.
k: there are "inter-group-admiration"???
teshi: whenever i watched dramas, i always think hes the most handsome/cool.
k: well then, how do you feel about being in the same group as yamapi?
teshi: i feel very honoured to be in the same group with the person i admire.
fat guy: do you feel nervous?
teshi: i do.
*laugh* k: in the group....?
teshi: in the music/band room, i feel very honoured to have eye contact with him. (omg. i love it when teshi embrasses yamapi like this!!! i love the expression of yamapi!!!)
"domoto self-taken picture 11"
k: lets see the first picture please
-first picture-
k: oh i know!
t: been to taiwan?
yamapi: yes, went there.
t: "jin tian lai". (does it) means "your own business"?
someone: (it means) "thanks you everybody for coming here today"
k: how do you say NewS (in chinese)?!
yamapi: the group NewS, even in chinese, is said/pronounced as NewS.
t *whines*: we are "jin ji xiao zi" (jess: love koichi's blank face!!)
t: "jin ji xiao zi". YO, its true!
fat guy: what is true or not?
t: "da jia hao, wo men shi jin ji xiao zi" (jess: this means hi everyone, we are KinKi Kids in chinese), then they all go "ROARRRRRR"
k: next picture
-second picture-
k: what is this?
yamapi: its grape. when the fruit are ripe, "budou no ki" (**** see below), the movie will be played on the 7th. this is to promote it.
t: with the grape.
yamapi: yes, taking picture with the grapes to promote it.
k: so a drama named "budou no ki"
yamapi: yes, its a dorama.
t: (you are) going to take on the role of a grape?
-yamapi mumbles- (probably to deny it)
-third picture-
k: its the tokyo dome!
t: this is my active baseball game! (jess: what? it does not quite make sense, yet, it does sort of. does everyone get this?)
-forth picture-
k: this is with tokio!
t: the middle is mabo`
k: so this is with tokio, tomoya got covered.
-fifth picture-
k: oh, this is arashi!
t: with arashi... mastumoto is here too (jess: obviously.........)
-sixth picture-
t: oh` takkey & tsubasa!
*everyone is muttering*
t: thats pretty good, get to meet so many famous people.
k: meeting famous people. (jess: koichi, will you stop repeating others and yourself? i can literally copy and paste for koichi's lines!)
-seventh picture-
k: AH?
t: what......?
koyama: (this is) when we were eating, (tsuyochi) very smoothly came beside us (and started eating with us)
t: that was (only) because the curry was very good.
koyama: why does curry need to use the egg yolk? mixing it tastes really good. (jess: koyama! what the heck are you talking about??)
k: wait a second. i am not in it (the picture). really, you guys have not asked me "take a picture with us". what is this about?!
ryo: nothing, (only cause we) felt we are going to be told off
--- continue later ---
* i was pretty confused when i first heard it, but after 2 years of thinking about it, this is my conclusion: he probably meant he hasn't had much opportunities to even have failures yet
** about kato's comment to ryo during 1Q1A. i have no idea. either its ryo's complaining about depression, or kato's complaining about ryo's hurting others which causes him depression. i strongly believe kato's referring to ryo's "poisionous tongue". the mean words of ryo depresses kato.
*** in kanji, tegoshi literally means over the hands. that is why its the hand over teshi's face. and this is where tegoshi got his little signature hand gesture whenever hes introducing himself. he seem to have lost it lately, but it was very common when NewS first debuted. tegoshi did not just make this gesture up to stand out or to be cocky, he was GIVEN this hand gesture by tsuyochi!
**** "budou no ki" means "grape's tree" or "tree of the grapes. so. ya. thats why yamapi was taking a picture with the grapes.
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