"I'm not really sure exaclty how fast [T-1] is, but from what bmw said, it is supposed to be really fast! (like cum in your pants kind of fast)" -- ahochaude
"I didn't live 127 years by sipping tea and letting people defecate on me."
Too classic.
Actually, the entirety of the quote goes:
shotgun_divorce wrote:
Poppycock! I didn't live 127 years by sipping tea and letting people defecate on me. I would like to share some of my personal good habits to which I credit my great longevity:
1. Continuous exposure to asbestos.
2. Steadfast intolerance toward the Flemish.
3. Belief in a stern and vengeful God.
4. Watching big things burn.
5. A daily ride aboard my estate's shoot-the-chutes until the age of 98.
6. An insistence that strangers maintain a minimum distance of 63 yards from me at all times.
7. Routine injections of bull-semen.
8. Bringing a cinder-block down upon the head of Brickton Atlas-Trumpet editor P. Oliver Gummidge. That act alone added 35 years to my life.
9. Possession of a magical ruby ring.
10. The storage of several of my vital organs in protective jars.
11. Use of Dr. Klimpt's Poultry Liniment.
I understand that these habits are unattainable or incomprehensible to those of common birth-right, as they should be. But the wise and upright man will mark my words, and mark them well!
His stuff is just classic. Unique. Hats off to you, man; you should be published. :D
Not that I want to dig up old topics or anything but I was reading this response by aho the other day in class and I started hella laughing out loud. People were looking at me too and wondering what was so funny! :sweat:
ahochaude wrote:If I saw someone who looked like Uchiyama Rina, Oh God, it would be over..........
I'd pick up that chick and do (God knows what) with her. Again and again and again...... :hehe: :hehe:
dummyuser2 wrote:"I'm not really sure exaclty how fast [T-1] is, but from what bmw said, it is supposed to be really fast! (like cum in your pants kind of fast)" -- ahochaude