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I know you're pissed aho, but this reminds of a funny story that happened in my family. My Dad ran a body shop which means I was exposed to "colorful" language at an early age. Anyway, for some reason my Mom just hated the word "shit", it would set her off if you used it. One time my Dad said it, and my Mom yelled at him, 'Goddammit, stop saying s-h-i-t!!!" (she spelled it out , she wouldn't say it) This cracked me up and I started laughing. When she asked me what was so funny, there was NO WAY I could tell her or she would have started on me! I had to lie and tell her I was thinking of something else.

krim wrote:

i prefer premade 18+ year aged takoyaki. :mrgreen:

:hehe: :hehe:

with lots of katsuboshi, I'm sure.

ahochaude wrote:My mother pissed me the F@$% off today/tonite.
Acutally, it started with my father being pissed off at me and lecturing me (which ALWAYS happes), and dear ol' mom, after her 4 cups of bacardi rum and coke, decides to jump in.
Anyways, F@$% this! I am so over it.
Once I start banking and making paper stacks at my new job, I'm out of this freakin' house. Pursuant to my father's request, mind you. hmmmm, @$$hole.

Why? many people may ask. Okay, I'll tell you........
When I was married, I had 4 jobs. i woke up at 5:15am and went to work. I didn't finish work until 11:30pm, and when i got home, i didn't sleep sleep until 1:30an, or so. (you know you have to shower and unwind after work before actually getting in the mood to sleep)
so anyway, my parents would get PISSED when I couldn't show up for family functions, more or less, hanging out in between schedules! And they still hold that against me today. My parents are gay. SHHHHHHH. Freaked up.

I don't know about you all, however i hate my parents. I say 'goddammit' out of natural response. Then my mother gets pissed and starts (literally) whacking and slugging at me. Throughout her 'windmilling' me, she tells me that how that phrase is so "disrespecting GOD and whatnot". -I do not believe in GOD. (or the Christian GOD) I tell my mother "sorry for using the phrase", only AFTER she gets crazy and starts punching/hitting me. I explain that Christianity is not my religion, and how I use "GOD damn" so freely. She then accuses me of bringing up religion beliefs as the start and reason of the argument.
IDK. My mom is FU%#'d UP! Crazy B%$&*!!!!!

Aren't parents just wonderful? :sweat:

My folks weren't that extreme, but they pretty much drove me out of the house in similar fashion... Just bide your time and set your goal/timeline to bail out...

And good luck.

bmwracer wrote:
I'm guessin' it uses bullets.

32 in fact. :hehe:

krim wrote:

32 in fact. :hehe:

Swung by Mitsuwa this evening, and look what I found for the first time in over 4 years....

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krim wrote:32 in fact. :hehe:

That's a big clip. :sweat:

Tu_triky wrote:

Swing by Mitsuwa this evening, and look what I found for the first time in over 4 years....

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no way.. i might have to go tomorrow after work.

bmwracer wrote:
That's a big clip. :sweat:

that's what i hear a lot from the ladies..
*rimshot*

krim wrote:
no way.. i might have to go tomorrow after work.

My crappy cell fone cam is evidence of the photo being taken by myself.

krim wrote:

that's what i hear a lot from the ladies..
*rimshot*

Midgets, eh? I always knew you were kinky.

Wynter wrote:

Midgets, eh? I always knew you were kinky.

i didn't think you were that short... :beaten:

krim wrote:

i didn't think you were that short... :beaten:

It's called "roleplay". :naughty:

Wynter wrote:

It's called "roleplay". :naughty:

yes, you do look good in that maid outfit. :twisted: :twisted:

bmwracer wrote:
Aren't parents just wonderful? :sweat:

Family is the #1 stress cause in my book. My BF's kids give him chest pains. Literally. And his parents give him nightmares beyond belief.
Im fine, because my $&#^%#$ father is dead now!! :D

So hang in there, Aho!!

Now on an upnote!!

I wanted this oppurtunity to wish you all a HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY!! :Woot:

Eve wrote:
I wanted this oppurtunity to wish you all a HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY!! :Woot:

Same to you Florida Flash. :muack: [/list:u] Hmmm, I got along fine with parents I feel kind of weird. :puppydog: Sure, they drove me nuts sometimes, but then, I drove them nuts sometimes too. [/list:u]

Me too. :puppydog: Then again, I don't live with them and see them 2 or 3 times a year. I just call them once in a while. I wouldn't want to go live with them, but I'm quite happy they are healthy.

krim wrote:no way.. i might have to go tomorrow after work.

I can send you some, if you want. They're made right here in Canada. :P

NNNNNooooooOOOOOOOooooOOoOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hehe:

I'm just kidding. I have no idea, if its made here. If it's not by Sapporo, then you're okay. ;)

gaijinmark wrote: Same to you Florida Flash. :muack: [/list:u] Hmmm, I got along fine with parents I feel kind of weird. :puppydog: Sure, they drove me nuts sometimes, but then, I drove them nuts sometimes too. [/list:u]

THat sounds like me and my Mom.
Now if something happened to her.... :sweat:
That's different entirely.

:shakehead:

Eve wrote:
Now on an upnote!!

I wanted this oppurtunity to wish you all a HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY!! :Woot:

what exactly is Leap Year day? :sweat:

monta wrote:

what exactly is Leap Year day? :sweat:

Read here, Monta -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_year