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Tu_triky wrote:Man dies after having eel inserted in rectum during a prank gone awry

By The Daily Caller

| Published: 04/30/10 at 11:56 AM | Updated: 05/01/10 at 11:00 AM


In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the manfs bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.

Chef dies after feeling eel

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mvjQS9ih

Oh damn.... :bleh: :sweat:


"Chef dies after feeling eel." :ashamed:

bmwracer wrote:
Oh damn.... :bleh: :sweat:


"Chef dies after feeling eel." :ashamed:

I'll double down.

Talk about a rectal rimshot. :ashamed: :ashamed:

If anything, it's criminal negligence... :sweat:

bmwracer wrote:If anything, it's criminal negligence... :sweat:

No doubt. I don't wanna know what they were drinking cuz that ish is beyond f*cked up.

Tu_triky wrote:No doubt. I dunno wanna what they were drinking cuz that ish is beyond f*cked up.

True that.

Make the punishment fit the crime.

bmwracer wrote:
True that.

Make the punishment fit the crime.

Somebody deserves to be punished!

bmwracer wrote:Made my jury duty call tonight... No service. :victory:

And I don't have to call back until next week at this time. :victory: :victory:

Interesting................ But I'm not complaining.

See what happens when you think happy thoughts. ;) :mrgreen: :woot: :victory:

@ Wynter and other teachers here: Happy National Teacher Day! :woot: :applaud:

My new way to beat L.A. traffic.

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Tu_triky wrote:My new way to beat L.A. traffic.

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LOL!

That must be one hell of a sight. :rofl:

bmwracer wrote:
LOL!

That must be one hell of a sight. :rofl:

As I stare down at the bumper-to-bumper traffic I love to state:

"Your lack of movement is disturbing."

Tu_triky wrote:

As I stare down at the bumper-to-bumper traffic I love to state:

"Your lack of movement is disturbing."

I guess that when the Death Star comes into play. :mrgreen:

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bmwracer wrote:
I guess that when the Death Star comes into play. :mrgreen:

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Broken link. Boo.

^ Taken care of. :sweat:

bmwracer wrote:^ Taken care of. :sweat:

They use lasers to cook yakitori in the future.

Tu_triky wrote:They use lasers to cook yakitori in the future.

Hopefully with a smidge less power than a Death Star. :sweat:

bmwracer wrote:
Hopefully with a smidge less power than a Death Star. :sweat:

I like that nice char on the outside. :hehe: <zap!>

bmwracer wrote:
Oh damn.... :bleh: :sweat:


"Chef dies after feeling eel." :ashamed:

That has got to be one of the MOST ridicolous and bizzare things that I've ever heard of!

His friends should be sentenced to death via same method.

^ Ohisashiburi, dude! :victory:

Hope all is well and good with you. :)

bmwracer wrote:
I guess that when the Death Star comes into play. :mrgreen:

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"No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly..." :hehe:

Boo! Golden Week is over. :puppydog: