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TANG wrote:dag......and ppl tell me i think too much. :victory:

Not that I think too much, it's just something to ponder about. Just some funny SH**! Wouldn't ya say, TANG?

Yi3 wrote:You're driving your car with the radio on and your Buddy asks you "Do You Smell That?" And you wind up turning down the volume/turning off the radio

Reminds me of that line in Ghostbusters "Listen, do you smell something?"

Another thing, why is it that when you sneeze, your eyes are closed?

Oh that's an easy one. Because otherwise your eyes would pop out! Then they'd be hanging down your face on their optic nerve cords. And can you drive like that? I can't.

Yi3 wrote:

Do we sneeze in our sleep? Hmmm . . .????? I think I learned this in science class but its been too long :banghead: :grumble:

Nope, because you're sleeping.

Yi3 wrote:

Not that I think too much, it's just something to ponder about. Just some funny SH**! Wouldn't ya say, TANG?

pretty funny......i always wondered why ppl have a bachelor party the day before they get married.......what if they get drunk and wake up with a major hangover the next day...and what if they over sleep due to tha excitment tha day b4..and wont that make them sleepy the , for the biggest day of their lives?
how does that work? :sweat:

Sorry to barge in....

TANG.. :woot:
Who's in the moving picture in your sig?

TANG wrote:
pretty funny......i always wondered why ppl have a bachelor party the day before they get married.......what if they get drunk and wake up with a major hangover the next day...and what if they over sleep due to tha excitment tha day b4..and wont that make them sleepy the , for the biggest day of their lives?
how does that work? :sweat:

Bachelor parties are not always the night before. I've been to many and I don't think I've ever been to one the night before. Going to one on 5/19 too. :mrgreen:


Peace, :victory:
PCM

o i see..
nah i just assumed bcs ya know. thats always how it is in movies.
:mrgreen:

TANG wrote:
pretty funny......i always wondered why ppl have a bachelor party the day before they get married.......what if they get drunk and wake up with a major hangover the next day...and what if they over sleep due to tha excitment tha day b4..and wont that make them sleepy the , for the biggest day of their lives?
how does that work? :sweat:

True DAT! :metaldevil: Stupid move but as far as I know, bachelor/bachelorette parties are usually held 1 -2 wks prior their wedding. People are probably doing that now b'cuz of the "hangovers" before the wedding. Now that's a smarter move!

How about this one . . .

If Adam and Eve entered a room and proclaimed that they are indeed the REAL Adam and Eve, how could/would ya tell? Hmmm, let's see who's wise!

Yi3 wrote:How about this one . . .

If Adam and Eve entered a room and proclaimed that they are indeed the REAL Adam and Eve, how could/would ya tell? Hmmm, let's see who's wise!

And if you're going to say something about bellybuttons you'd be wrong, because the legend of Adam and Eve is based on the Sumerian legend of Smegol and Gulum who were born from the peelok tree and had bellybuttons the size of silver dollars, or Babylonian Pony Shekels as they were known back then.

Adam and Eve would be completely naked????? or wearing an underwear made of leaves......i have no more ideas :shakehead:

K.T.Tran wrote:Adam and Eve would be completely naked?????

Hey, I'd pay a Babylonian Pony Shekel to see that!

TANG wrote:dag......and ppl tell me i think too much. :victory:

:hehe: :beaten:

but what the heck anyway ... right !

its like people tell me too look at them when they r talkin to me ... and i am watching girls go by.... and i go ... hey keep talkin i am listening ... dont need my eyes to listen right ;)

hahaha, omg i do the same thing!
only with guys instead a gurls :sweat:
how come ppl always say that without women, man cannot exist?
without men , man cant exist either..but ppl never say that...i mean..
girls carry tha baby n all but...how we supposed to get it there without some stupid guy to help put it there?
wierd..... :crazy:

TANG wrote:how we supposed to get it there without some stupid guy to help put it there?
wierd..... :crazy:

I figure someday chicks will invent parthenogenesis, and then the boys will really be screwed. so to speak.

Hey at least a world without testosterone will probably have less war.

K.T.Tran wrote:Adam and Eve would be completely naked????? or wearing an underwear made of leaves......i have no more ideas :shakehead:

Close but no cigar! Anyone else have any answers?

loris wrote:

And if you're going to say something about bellybuttons you'd be wrong, because the legend of Adam and Eve is based on the Sumerian legend of Smegol and Gulum who were born from the peelok tree and had bellybuttons the size of silver dollars, or Babylonian Pony Shekels as they were known back then.

Wow, Loris, ur good. :dancing: :shocked: They say that is the answer . . . they'd have no bellybuttons. Never heard of the Sumerian legend of Smegol and Gulum b4. What culture/religion is that from? Let me know.

Take Care!

z123_us wrote:

:hehe: :beaten:

but what the heck anyway ... right !

its like people tell me too look at them when they r talkin to me ... and i am watching girls go by.... and i go ... hey keep talkin i am listening ... dont need my eyes to listen right ;)

Should I take you 1st comment as an insult or compliment?

Yi3 wrote:Wow, Loris, ur good.

I'm even better when I'm bad.

Never heard of the Sumerian legend of Smegol and Gulum b4. What culture/religion is that from? Let me know.Take Care!

I made it up. Everything I say is a lie. Oops, I just told the truth. I just disappeared in a puff of logic! Aieeee!

loris wrote:

I made it up. Everything I say is a lie. Oops, I just told the truth. I just disappeared in a puff of logic! Aieeee!

OOOOOooooo WWWWeeeeeeee!!!! WATCH OUT NOW!!! You're pretty SLICK!!! :applaud: :metaldevil: hehehe