If that's the case, I don't wanna get over the top.
I've got my pride.
I've got my pride.
Started by ahochaude · 23 Nov 2003 · 35,048 replies
krim wrote:how do you get ahead in life...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
z123_us wrote:Bought a new phone !!
Sony Ericcson P910i ... :):):)
happy happy happy .. I love the phone .. it is just perfect .... phone, pda, mp3, camera/video, 1 gb memory and excellent resolution with 262k colors
anyone interested.. i would give it a top rank to be bought ... ofcourse if u will use it accordingly ... and ready to pay the $$$
SubaruWRX wrote:
Is that a pda phone?
TANG wrote:hey i want a new phone...but i have sprint...and they have stupid wack phones :grumble:
stupid gay sprint..
SubaruWRX wrote:Heh it's nice but a little bulky when you flip down the keyboard.
SubaruWRX wrote:is that a GSM phone the specs did not say.
SubaruWRX wrote:Heh it's nice but a little bulky when you flip down the keyboard.maybe thats a GOOD thing, especially in your front trouser pocket. ƒnƒnƒnƒnƒnBBB
niko2x wrote:maybe thats a GOOD thing, especially in your front trouser pocket. ƒnƒnƒnƒnƒnBBB
z123_us wrote:
works in the US also :) ... i guess in US it is P910a... while here it is P910i
by what i know
SubaruWRX wrote:
my next phone might be a Samsung D600
SubaruWRX wrote: :rofl:‚¢‚¢‚¶‚á‚È‚¢‚©?
leave it to you to think this up.
z123_us wrote:
yeah i seen it a lot too.. looks nice
actually my main aim was to have an all in one phone .. helps a lot for work and travel :)
but if u want a mobile only ... i have seen good reviews of d600 :thumbsup:
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