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7 Oct 2005, 23:51 #7841
News of the weird:

The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator

By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN, Associated Press Writer

Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.

What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. And on Thursday night Miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for medicine.

"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were alive to see it."

The Ig Nobels, given at Harvard University by Annals of Improbable Research magazine, celebrate the humorous, creative and odd side of science.

Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness.

The product's Web site says Neuticles allow a pet "to retain his natural look" and "self esteem."

Although the Ig Nobels are not exactly prestigious, many recipients are, like Miller, happy to win.

"Most scientists — no matter what they're doing, good or bad — never get any attention at all," said Marc Abrahams, editor of the Annals of Improbable Research.

Some, like Benjamin Smith of the University of Adelaide in Australia, who won the biology prize, actually nominated their own work. "I've been a fan of the Ig Nobels for a while," he said.

Smith's team studied and catalogued different scents emitted by more than 100 species of frogs under stress. Some smelled like cashews, while others smelled like licorice, mint or rotting fish.

He recalled getting strange looks when he'd show up at zoos asking to smell the frogs. "I've been turned away at the gate," he said.

This year's other Ig Nobel winners include:

• PHYSICS: Since 1927, researchers at the University of Queensland in Australia have been tracking a glob of congealed black tar as it drips through a funnel — at a rate of one drop every nine years.

• PEACE: Two researchers at Newcastle University in England monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie "Star Wars."

• CHEMISTRY: An experiment at the University of Minnesota was designed to prove whether people can swim faster or slower in syrup than in water.

The Ig Nobel for literature went to the Nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters ... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled."
7 Oct 2005, 23:54 #7842
bmwracer wrote:The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator


If it helps the self-esteem of neutered dogs, then I'm for it. :rolleyes:


bmwracer wrote:The Ig Nobel for literature went to the Nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters ... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled."

This has to be the funniest award. So much so, I can't believe it's true. :lol:
7 Oct 2005, 23:55 #7843
dochira wrote:This has to be the funniest award. So much so, I can't believe it's true. :lol:

Once again, fact is stranger than fiction. :)
8 Oct 2005, 01:33 #7844
TV sucks at this time of day. :grumble:
8 Oct 2005, 03:31 #7845
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I wonder if Def Divas gives private performances....
8 Oct 2005, 03:38 #7846
kitakaze wrote:[image]

I wonder if Def Divas gives private performances....

Not without a chapperone. ;)
8 Oct 2005, 06:11 #7847
I saw a Kinpcahi Sensei Video Game going for $60 :shocked:

Thought that was interesting enough to post in the Got something to say thread :mrgreen:
8 Oct 2005, 06:40 #7848
thats a cute darth tater.. i think this is hella funnier!

http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/10/0,1425,sz=1&i=107473,00.jpg
J. LOSAPIEN

Thanks to the miracle of biomorphic mechanics, this artificially intelligent toy emotes with the same robotic skill as internationally acclaimed actress Jennifer Lopez. Use the included remote to make her pout, mope, glower or deliver heartfelt lines from Monster-in-Law. She even ships with extended-life batteries, stored in the generously sized gluteal domes.

-SYNC magazine (i love reading this mag)

you can see the rest here theyre hella funny!

:hehe:
8 Oct 2005, 06:57 #7849
MixxDreamer wrote:thats a cute darth tater.. i think this is hella funnier!

http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/10/0,1425,sz=1&i=107473,00.jpg
J. LOSAPIEN

Thanks to the miracle of biomorphic mechanics, this artificially intelligent toy emotes with the same robotic skill as internationally acclaimed actress Jennifer Lopez. Use the included remote to make her pout, mope, glower or deliver heartfelt lines from Monster-in-Law. She even ships with extended-life batteries, stored in the generously sized gluteal domes.

-SYNC magazine (i love reading this mag)

you can see the rest here theyre hella funny!

:hehe:



LOL!!!! :rofl:

I'm at work, couldn't read the entire thing, but from what little I saw it looks hilarious... :thumbsup:
-PCM
8 Oct 2005, 07:58 #7850
bmwracer wrote:
Not without a chapperone. ;)


Damn it. :banghead: Even though Aya is over age...I guess that would be true.

Kimpachi Sensei video game? :hehe:
8 Oct 2005, 11:54 #7851
kitakaze wrote:
Kimpachi Sensei video game? :hehe:


Yup. There is one :hehe:


Well....I've broken 3 golf clubs now :sweat:

1 driver doing the Happy Gilmore Swing, a 3 wood doing a Happy Gilmore swing, and my uncle's driver doing a regular swing....well if you see my swing motion....you'll see I tried to put a lot of power into it :beaten:

So....if I ever go to the driving range with any of you, don't let me use your drivers. Fair warning :victory:
8 Oct 2005, 11:57 #7852
K.T.Tran wrote:Well....I've broken 3 golf clubs now :sweat:

1 driver doing the Happy Gilmore Swing, a 3 wood doing a Happy Gilmore swing, and my uncle's driver doing a regular swing....well if you see my swing motion....you'll see I tried to put a lot of power into it :beaten:

So....if I ever go to the driving range with any of you, don't let me use your drivers. Fair warning :victory:

Maybe you should use a baseball bat.
8 Oct 2005, 11:59 #7853
bmwracer wrote:
Maybe you should use a baseball bat.


I am told that I do have a baseball swing when I play golf :hehe:

Thanks for the tip BMW :mrgreen:
8 Oct 2005, 12:06 #7854
K.T.Tran wrote:I am told that I do have a baseball swing when I play golf :hehe:

Heh, when I swing a bat, people think it's a golf swing. :hehe:
8 Oct 2005, 12:07 #7855
bmwracer wrote:
Heh, when I swing a bat, people think it's a golf swing. :hehe:


:rofl:
I'll pinch Hit for you and you can take my place on the Golf course :hehe:
8 Oct 2005, 12:11 #7856
K.T.Tran wrote: :rofl:
I'll pinch Hit for you and you can take my place on the Golf course :hehe:

Sure thing, bud.

Hope the golf course owners don't mind my baseball cleats. :hehe:
8 Oct 2005, 12:12 #7857
bmwracer wrote:
Sure thing, bud.

Hope the golf course owners don't mind my baseball cleats. :hehe:


:rofl: :rofl:
8 Oct 2005, 13:48 #7858
bmwracer wrote:
Hope the golf course owners don't mind my baseball cleats. :hehe:

Just say you're aerating the lawn. :hehe:
8 Oct 2005, 14:30 #7859
dochira wrote:Just say you're aerating the lawn. :hehe:

Yeah. I'll tell 'em the clumps left by the cleats are divots. :sweat:
8 Oct 2005, 17:41 #7860
krim wrote:no beer in the house.

:shamefulcry:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry: :mecry:

I feel your pain, dude.

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