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krim wrote:i need to drop off the kids, but the stall has been busy for an hour now. i think im going septic. :sweat: :sweat:

EEWW YOUR SO GROSS!
yesterday this girl at work said she was turtle heading, i was like wtf?
and she told what it meant i was like "u are freakin nasty! hhahahahaha"
i was cracking up,
...shit...thats gross :sweat:

Comedy is also about timing.

Maybe your timing was bad: any other day than yesterday might've yielded better results. ;)

TANG wrote:
EEWW YOUR SO GROSS!
yesterday this girl at work said she was turtle heading, i was like wtf?
and she told what it meant i was like "u are freakin nasty! hhahahahaha"
i was cracking up,
...shit...thats gross :sweat:

straight animal shit...that's a bit too graphic. did she start paddling away, too?

bmwracer wrote:Comedy is also about timing.

Maybe your timing was bad: any other day than yesterday might've yielded better results. ;)

whaddya mean...it could really have been piss on dem cornflakes....now that's crazy!!!!

j/k.

your roomboy needs to lighten the f*ck up....i mean tell him grow some nuts....that might not help matters tho... :doh: :rofl:

Tu_triky wrote:your roomboy needs to lighten the f*ck up....

Yeah, that's gonna help matters. :shakehead:

Y'know, people don't laugh at every prank that's played on them... It doesn't work that way.

Tu_triky wrote:

kids can be so crass....so what's our excuse? :sweat: :beaten:

MY excuse is that im old enough that my body functions are no longer gross, but vital to survival. :hehe:

krim wrote:

MY excuse is that im old enough that my body functions are no longer gross, but vital to survival. :hehe:

vital like billy idol.

bmwracer wrote:
Yeah, that's gonna help matters. :shakehead:

Y'know, people don't laugh at every prank that's played on them... It doesn't work that way.

i was kiddin' of course....but the dude didn't taste anything foul even.....that's way too agro to be pullin that silent treatment....that's fuckin' gay. :gay:

Billy Idol was cool. Rebel Yell is my fave from him :hehe:

TANG: OMFG your sig is extremely hot!!!! :smitten:

lifunk wrote:

You're right I should give him time, but its not like I was trying to piss him off b/c if I did I would have really pissed in his cereal. :crazy: He is acting like he has a stick up his a@@!!!

next time....give him a cup of hot soy sauce and pretend it's a fresh brewed cup of coffee....that'll really win him over. try it, it's dope.

KouSeiya315 wrote:Billy Idol was cool. Rebel Yell is my fave from him :hehe:

i used to trip on all those billy idol songs..

rebel yell, dancin' wit mah self, flesh for fantasy, white wedding...i always got a kick outta those joints.....made me laugh, too.

"hey lil' sister what have you done....."

lifunk wrote:Hey guys, I played a prank on my roomie yesterday and he is no longer talking to me. See, every morning when he wakes up he goes straight to the kitchen and serves himself a bowl of cereal, walks to the bathroom brushes his teeth then comes back to pour the milk on it. I ALWAYS tell him never to leave his bowl unattended because our other roomie will either come and eat his cereal (which then ALWAYS causes them to fight) or since I am kinda clumsy I will probably spill or accidently drop something on it and he'll have to toss out the cereal. So N-E-wayz Yesterday he left his bowl on the table like usual and I decided to pour pineapple juice in it teach him a lesson the hard way. When he came back I decided to casually pass by and glance at his cereal and looking very shocked I asked him who had pissed in his cornflakes. He looked at his bowl and had a digusted look on his face. I couldn't hold it in anymore and busted out laughing. He got pissed off and is not talking to me anymore (which sucks cuz he is a real cool guy). Now my question is, was that so bad of a joke that he won't talk to his childhood friend anymore? :puppydog: Was that prank really that bad? :sweat: I told him why I had done it and he didn't care he's still pissed. :crazy:

Well, it's not too great that he can't leave his food on the table briefly or else the other roomie eats it....that's kinda rude. You should prank him/her next :rofl:

Wasting food kinda sucks but that was pretty damn funny and clever :hehe: At least it was only pineapple juice and not pee. He was just duped and probably is a bit embarassed. He'll get over it, I can't see a grudge being held over such a prank, especially a roomie that is a long-time friend. Some pranks are really @$$holey to do but this one wasn't harmful, IHMO.

krim wrote:Buddy is BLINKING!@#!@#!@#!@#!#@!#!@#@ :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

(and he's got hiccups, which i hear is good because of the collapsed lungs)

Things are looking up. :woot: :victory:

@krim:
I am soooo happy to hear the good news about your friend!!!!!! :applaud: I hope he continues to recover and get stronger and stronger every day! :thumbsup: :)

bmwracer wrote:
Yeah, that's gonna help matters. :shakehead:

Y'know, people don't laugh at every prank that's played on them... It doesn't work that way.

True enough but the guy still sounds like a wimp. I have a friend who used to get mad being pushed off our boat, EVen when it was over 90 degrees out.
Another only child........

Tu_triky wrote:


i was kiddin' of course....but the dude didn't taste anything foul even.....that's way too agro to be pullin that silent treatment....that's fuckin' gay. :gay:

I stay silent to keep from escalating.. little did i know im just ghey. :puppydog: :grumble:

Yo Lifunk, let us know what happened! Did he get over it, or is he still pissed? You know, this thread is taking on a life of it's own. Maybe we should submit this to TBS or FujiTV as an idea for a drama! :hehe: But we might have to change the title, I don' think "Who pissed in my Cornflakes" would get past the censors. :naughty:

I once pulled a prank on a friend to send him a lesson....it ended up with a bebe (bee bee? bi bi?) pellet in his ass....but how was I supose to know it was loaded?! You shouldn't leave gun looking things around the house. ...especially if they are loaded....and cocked.....dumbass. -_-
he has a scar on his ass that reminds him not to forgive me....but at least he doesn't leave it around anymore...

setsuna8 wrote:I once pulled a prank on a friend to send him a lesson....it ended up with a bebe (bee bee? bi bi?) pellet in his ass....but how was I supose to know it was loaded?! You shouldn't leave gun looking things around the house. ...especially if they are loaded....and cocked.....dumbass. -_-
he has a scar on his ass that reminds him not to forgive me....but at least he doesn't leave it around anymore...

1. BB

2. As a gun owner, ALWAYS assume a weapon is loaded.

lifunk wrote:Hey guys, I played a prank on my roomie yesterday and he is no longer talking to me. See, every morning when he wakes up he goes straight to the kitchen and serves himself a bowl of cereal, walks to the bathroom brushes his teeth then comes back to pour the milk on it. I ALWAYS tell him never to leave his bowl unattended because our other roomie will either come and eat his cereal (which then ALWAYS causes them to fight) or since I am kinda clumsy I will probably spill or accidently drop something on it and he'll have to toss out the cereal. So N-E-wayz Yesterday he left his bowl on the table like usual and I decided to pour pineapple juice in it teach him a lesson the hard way. When he came back I decided to casually pass by and glance at his cereal and looking very shocked I asked him who had pissed in his cornflakes. He looked at his bowl and had a digusted look on his face. I couldn't hold it in anymore and busted out laughing. He got pissed off and is not talking to me anymore (which sucks cuz he is a real cool guy). Now my question is, was that so bad of a joke that he won't talk to his childhood friend anymore? :puppydog: Was that prank really that bad? :sweat: I told him why I had done it and he didn't care he's still pissed. :crazy:

Well lifunk you just knew I was gonna put my 2 cents in. Your question about this prank is sort of like the old adage...If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Now the question is...If you play a prank on a friend and the friend doesn't find it funny, was it funny?

It doesn't really matter what I or anyone thinks about your prank lifunk. It only matters what your roomie/friend thought about it. Calling him names because he didn't appreciate your humor won't change that fact. I do hope you two are able to get over it and move on. :)

Enna wrote:Well lifunk you just knew I was gonna put my 2 cents in. Your question about this prank is sort of like the old adage...If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Now the question is...If you play a prank on a friend and the friend doesn't find it funny, was it funny?

Great analogy. I couldn't agree more.