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31 Jan 2006, 03:34 #9901
niko2x wrote:you don't know? it's there man!


EEEHH really???

I did a search on her and didn't find the thread.

I'll spend the next i don't know how many minute looking through the artist section :mrgreen:

Thanks a lot Niko :bow: :bow: :bow:
31 Jan 2006, 03:35 #9902
K.T.Tran wrote:a bit surprise that nobody made a thread for Yamada Yu :shocked: :sweat:

There's one: http://jdorama.com/viewtopic.5107.htm

:mrgreen:
31 Jan 2006, 03:38 #9903
tabana wrote:There's one: http://jdorama.com/viewtopic.5107.htm

:mrgreen:
damn, beat me to it. Here's my search...
http://jdorama.com/viewtopic.5107.htm&highlight=yamada
31 Jan 2006, 03:39 #9904
Thanks again guys.

I just posted up a scan of her :mrgreen:
31 Jan 2006, 03:53 #9905
i have ANOTHER kink in my neck. :bleh: :grumble:
31 Jan 2006, 04:00 #9906
krim wrote:i have ANOTHER kink in my neck. :bleh: :grumble:


*karate chops krim in the neck*

might help, who knows? *shrugs shoulders*
31 Jan 2006, 04:01 #9907
krim wrote:i have ANOTHER kink in my neck. :bleh: :grumble:

That's probably from all that peeping you're doing at work. :hehe:
31 Jan 2006, 04:02 #9908
i haven't had time to peep today. :sweat:
31 Jan 2006, 04:07 #9909
krim wrote:i haven't had time to peep today. :sweat:

Then maybe that's why you have a kink: no peeping to exercise your neck. :hehe:
31 Jan 2006, 04:11 #9910
bmwracer wrote:
Then maybe that's why you have a kink: no peeping to exercise your neck. :hehe:


SO DESU... *gets out binoculars* :naughty:
31 Jan 2006, 04:11 #9911
krim wrote:

SO DESU... *gets out binoculars* :naughty:


*cough*sukebe*cough*
31 Jan 2006, 04:12 #9912
littlemissfab wrote:

*cough*sukebe*cough*


Duh.

where've you been?

:victory:
31 Jan 2006, 04:15 #9913
krim wrote:

Duh.

where've you been?

:victory:


up and around yo' mama.. *snaps fingers and shakes head*


hehehehe.
31 Jan 2006, 04:22 #9914
OH NO YOU DID'ENT@!
31 Jan 2006, 04:24 #9915
littlemissfab wrote:up and around yo' mama.. *snaps fingers and shakes head*

Very ghetto.
31 Jan 2006, 04:30 #9916
I'm down with the 411 'puff.. I think it's about time we start "yo mama" jokes around the neighborhood.

Where's triky when you need him?

I'm just kidding!!! farmit.

goes back to asian chick mode

"hai chizu!" *does the :victory: pose*
31 Jan 2006, 04:34 #9917
littlemissfab wrote:I'm down with the 411 'puff.. I think it's about time we start "yo mama" jokes around the neighborhood.

You mean the 'hood?


I moved outta there in 1990... And never looked back. :sweat:
31 Jan 2006, 04:49 · edited #9918
littlemissfab wrote:with the 411 'puff.. I think it's about time we start "yo mama" jokes around the neighborhood.


"Yo mama" jokes are called "Playing the Dozens" and it is more than just a ghetto thang. It has a long history behind it dating back to slavery. Here is just a lilltle of what I found on the subject:


Playing the dozens is an African-American custom in which two competitors -- usually males -- go head to head in a competition of comedic trash talk. They take turns "cracking on," or insulting, one another, their adversary's mother or other family member until one of them has no comeback. In the U.S., the practice can be traced back to chattel slavery, when violence among slaves was a property crime with potentially draconian consequences. Verbal sparring became a substitute for physical contention. While the competition on its face is usually light-hearted, smiles sometimes mask real tensions.

: The dozens can be a harmless game, or, if tempers flare, a prelude to physical violence. But in its purest form, the dozens is part of an African-American custom of verbal sparring, of "woofin'" or "selling wolf tickets" and "signifyin'," intended to defuse conflict amicably, descended from an oral tradition rooted in traditional West African cultures. The dozens is a contest of personal power -- of wit, self-control, verbal ability, mental agility and mental toughness. Defeat can be humiliating; but a skilled contender, win or lose, may gain respect.

Snaps" carry references to one's relatives, especially one's mother. The expression "Playing The Dozens" means to taunt another person by taunting, kidding, "jiving," teasing or insulting their family--in essence, to use "snaps." This "gaming" has deep roots in the humor, personality, and social relationships of Black Americans.

Across the coutry there are many names for Playing the Dozens, such as capping, cracking, bagging, dissing, hiking, joning, ranking, ribbing, serving, signifying, slipping, sounding, and snapping. While the names vary, the rulre of the game remain the same.

Playing the Dozens is more than a game of fun--it is a battle for respect. It is an exhibition of emotional strength and verbal agility, a confrontation of wits instead of fists. The dozens is a war of words--perhaps the best type of war there is.

This verbal tradition combines elements of boxing, chess, and poetry. In a contest demanding the poise and power of a boxer, the aim is not just to win but to deliver a knockout. Fought before a crowd, the verbal pugilist wants not only his opponent but all who witness to think twice about confronting him or her again.

Like chess, playing the dozens requires a strategy. To win a battle, you must stay two or three snaps ahead of your opponent. Even as you are being attacked, you should be setting up your counter-snaps. Should I say something about his Fayva shoes? Or perhaps attack his fat sister? I'll save my best shot for his Kmart cologne. This is the type of strategic thinking that makes a master snapper.

: "Yo' mama," a common, widely recognized argumentative rejoinder in African-Amercan vernacular speech, is a cryptic reference to the dozens.

: The term "the dozens" refers to the devaluing on the auctionblock of slaves who were past their prime, who were aged or who, after years of back-breaking toil, no longer were capable of hard labor. These enslaved human beings often were sold by the dozen.

: (My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)

: Yo' mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she gotta take two trips.

THE DOZENS - ".a game of verbal jousting constructed on insults directed in large part toward the mother of one's opponent, was widespread in black culture by the early 20th century. Langston Hughes lyrically glorified the Dozens in the poem 'Ask Your Mama'." This reference lists six possible theories for the origin of "the Dozens" starting with: "Insulting rhymes that progressed from 1 to 12, describing the lewd acts that the opponent's mother enjoyed." Variations to "the Dozens" are "playing the Dozens," "putting someone in the Dozens" and "shooting the Dozens." From "Speaking Freely: A Guided Tour of American English from Plymouth Rock to Silicon Valley" by Stuart Berg Flexner and Anne H. Soukhanov (Oxford University Press, New York, 1997).

Another reference calls it: "A verbal ritual of talking negatively about someone's mother (or occasionally grandmothers and other female relatives) by coming up with outlandish, highly exaggerated, often sexual loaded, humorous 'insults'; played among friends, associates, and those 'hip' to the game. The objective is to outtalk one's competitor, get the most laughs from the group and not lose emotional control. A fundamental rule is that the 'slander' must not literally be true." Most players are male. This source says the Dozens comes from a slave era custom of selling sick or old slaves in lots of 12. "Black Talk: Words and Phrases from the Hood to the Amen Corner" by Geneva Smitherman (Houghton Mifflin Co., New York, N.Y., 1994)


(sources: online-magazine.com/snaps and phrases.org.uk)
31 Jan 2006, 04:53 #9919
Whoa.. nice one Enna.. thank you for that tidbit.. One for those drunken discussions..

Oh yeah.. I got something to say..

2000th post!!!!

:yippee:
31 Jan 2006, 04:54 #9920
littlemissfab wrote:Whoa.. nice one Enna.. thank you for that tidbit.. One for those drunken discussions..

Oh yeah.. I got something to say..

2000th post!!!!

:yippee:


Yes good triva stuff. Congrats on your 2000th post!!!! :applaud:

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