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w3bhead wrote:

:lol: I saw that in a feature before. The mechanical dance partner, forgot what it was called exactlt. :sweat: I wonder if it can really be a substitute for a dance partner. It probably has use for Otakus who can't get dates. The'y ll definitely think its Moe.

very nice....

yes, the nerds have already extolled her virtues by praising her with " i love you. you're very moe-canical...your parts are showing too" :naughty:

Tu_triky wrote:

very nice....

yes, the nerds have already extolled her virtues by praising her with " i love you. you're very moe-canical...your parts are showing too" :naughty:

:hehe: That's the closest thing they'll ever get to seeing a woman with her skirt off. It'll be the next otaku craze, moe-canical nanpa.

w3bhead wrote:

:hehe: That's the closest thing they'll ever get to seeing a woman with her skirt off. It'll be the next otaku craze, moe-canical nanpa.

:lol: yeah they roll up on the mechanical maidens with a can of WD-40 and ask if she needs a spray or two to stay smooth and sexy

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Tu_triky wrote:


:lol: yeah they roll up on the mechanical maidens with a can of WD-40 and ask if she needs a spray or two to stay smooth and sexy

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[image] Have you considered the practical applications of the bathwater in the electronic division? We could use that as lubricant for those moe-canical maidens. Peddling that stuff in Akihabara alone will reap some serious profit. :beaten:

w3bhead wrote:

[image] Have you considered the practical applications of the bathwater in the electronic division? We could use that as lubricant for those moe-canical maidens. Peddling that stuff in Akihabara alone will reap some serious profit. :beaten:

you're right it might also lubricate those crusty otakus who never leave their computers...

i'll refrain from commenting on the otaku lube.. too easy. :mrgreen: :hehe:

krim wrote:i'll refrain from commenting on the otaku lube.. too easy. :mrgreen: :hehe:

i passed that one up too.

Tu_triky wrote:

you're right it might also lubricant those crusty otakus who never leave their computers...

I'll skip that one too. :beaten:

But, as powerful and miraculous our product is, it can't do anything to clean the crud on the aliens face. [image]

w3bhead wrote:

I'll skip that one too. :beaten:

But, as powerful and miraculous our product is, it can't do anything to clean the crud on the aliens face. [image]

that's freaky, dood. i still can't believe she doesn't eat sushi....with all the plastic food models they melted down for her plastic surgery you would have figured they melted some plastic maguro that would have put sushi on her brain.

What the... this did it. I just saw this now, it's supposed to be her.

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w3bhead wrote:What the... this did it. I just saw this now, it's supposed to be her.

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Dayem....i just jumped back a few meters.....i thought that friek was going to absorb me with those malshapen orbs she calls eyes...black holes of death....they absorb all living matter, including photons of light.

edit: i call upon the samurai girl to fight the hideous alien from hamasaki epselon 12

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If you stare into her eyes long enough, they'll tell you the answer of the universe.

DougFunnieee wrote:If you stare into her eyes long enough, they'll tell you the answer of the universe.

Lol. They remind me of Ayumi Hamasaki's deformed eyes. Scary.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention... The Pillows concert was AWESOME! When I was coming in, they found me with a camera, so I had to check it in. I didn't get any footage of the concert. :doh: But anyway it's time to share my experience. :mrgreen: I didn't think I'd ever see a J-rock concert, and The Pillows no less. The Japanese girl turnout wasn't as big as I expected, but there were still some there. :bonk: The bands that opened for them were pretty interesting. First it was this band called Lemon Dropkick, and they played some good J-rock. Plus the lead singer was a girl, and she was pretty hot. :naughty: The next band was a cover band I guess, and their first song was Asian Kung Fu Generation's "Rewrite". That was pretty cool, but I I didn't recognize the other songs. Oh, and one of the vocalists was a black dude and he was singing Japanese really well, which was a trip, but it was cool.

Halfway through the openers, they actually had girls come out in maid outfits! WTF! They were there to walk around to get people to sign up for some contest or whatever. The host was all like, "how many of you know about cosplay cafes?" and everybody cheered. Haha, hilarious.

The next band was fudgin' whack. It was some kind of goth electronica and the lead singer was a wannabe Marilyn Manson. Their sound was just really generic electronica, and their image made them look like space assholes. Avoid this band called Secret Secret. Moving on.

During the opening bands, we met these really hot girls who were standing next to us, and we were talking to them while we were waiting for The Pillows to come out. They finally came out, and it went nuts. When they played their first song, the crowd became an ocean and we started getting shoved left and right. Man, their music is good, but it's on a whole different level when it's live. Some bands suck live, but they were even better. The lead singer was funny... some of his quotes were (with Japanese accent) "It is hot! I'm going to die soon!" and "I know why you like The Pillows. You like The Pillows because you have good taste in music." And the time he was trying to fix his guitar strap, he was trying to explain it to us but he didn't know how to say "guitar strap" heh heh. Anyway the concert rocked on, and one of the girls got a little close to me, if you know what I mean. :naughty: When the concert ended, everyone stayed there and chanted for an encore. They actually came back out and they played "Crazy Sunshine" to officially end their set. As we were leaving, I can't believe I didn't ask that girl her name! It dawned on me that I had failed when my friend told me he got her friend's name and number. I was beating myself up the rest of the night because I didn't ask that simple question to at least know her name. :banghead: But enough about those girls, The Pillows rocked hard and I couldn't believe I actually saw them live.

Here's some footage of the concert that some people uploaded on youtube, but this isn't the one I went to. The links below were a few days before I saw them. The one that I went to was their last performance on their tour. It's pretty much the same (even the set) and all that's different is that they were wearing different shirts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wve86JzXuI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad9Jfrwm3UQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF2WInCP5Wc

w3bhead wrote:


But, as powerful and miraculous our product is, it can't do anything to clean the crud on the aliens face. [image]

They're going to make a dorama about her life, the tentative working title is: "Seikei Bijin without the Bijin" [/list:u]

my car is finally done!
only took 2 weeks.

*sigh* bye bye $1000

gaijin mark wrote: They're going to make a dorama about her life, the tentative working title is: "Seikei Bijin without the Bijin" [/list:u]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


she's the Busu uchijin (ugly alien)...she got more plastic in her head than darth vader's helmet....

Tu_triky wrote: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


she's the Busu uchijin (ugly alien)...she got more plastic in her head than darth vader's helmet....

That is classic!!! :woot: In the Leno replacement sweepstakes, I believe we have a new champion!!! [/list:u]

Tu_triky wrote: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


she's the Busu uchijin (ugly alien)...she got more plastic in her head than darth vader's helmet....

lol.......classic one liner of the day.....gotta love it....but oh so true ne? :mrgreen: :rofl: :rofl:

Tu_triky wrote:

Dayem....i just jumped back a few meters.....i thought that friek was going to absorb me with those malshapen orbs she calls eyes...black holes of death....they absorb all living matter, including photons of light.

edit: i call upon the samurai girl to fight the hideous alien from hamasaki epselon 12

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I just hope your girls are ready for the fight of their lives.

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I think Ayumi wanted to go for the big-eyed anime character look, but after the surgery, it turned out to be bug-eyed instead of big-eyed.