littlemissfab wrote:My other officemate just offered me something she thinks I cannot refuse. She invited me to join the "culture training" conference she's going to hold online later tonight.. from her understanding, i have a problem grasping american culture.
and everyone i meet thought i grew up here because?????
:crazy:
go find some natives, kick them off their lands and relocate them to deserts, give them some small pox laced blankets. have a violent revolt agains the government, then lobby (aka Bribe) some officials in the government and then have 2.1 kids after erecting a white picket fence around the house you can't afford anymore because of the housing boom.
that'll show them you're american.