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Wynter wrote:

Wow... I don't think I wanna know. :sweat:

You got that right :bleh:

krim wrote:So I met this jchick on vacation w/ her family at the gun range.. they were in the lane next to our two. She was having trouble w/ the glock they had rented, and I was happy to help and show them some tips. Too bad she was 17, and they were leaving the next morning. Hard to converse w/ ear plugs on.. but it seems quite a few japanese people visit that shooting range when they're on vacation here... in fact, for the 3 hours we were there, they must have been at least 4 groups of japanese people, and 2 groups of chinese, 1 filipino family w/ a hot daughter. :twisted:

i wonder if they need part time help there...

Sounds great, but... not a good idea to make a move on the daughter when daddy has a loaded gun. :hehe:

tabana wrote:
Sounds great, but... not a good idea to make a move on the daughter when daddy has a loaded gun. :hehe:

no dad.. it was mom, bro, her and a tour guide.. me thinks pops is back home like a good little salaryman should.

LOL. That's nice.

Malaysian astronaut to throw tea party in space

Tue Sep 5, 10:22 AM ET

SEPANG, Malaysia (Reuters) - Malaysia plans to push the boundaries of space travel, by making a cup of tea.

Malaysia will send its first astronaut into the heavens aboard a Russian rocket next year and attempt for the first time to make the nation's favorite hot drink, teh tarik, in space.

"The physics experiment is to see what happens to teh tarik in space," Haniff Omar, head of Malaysia's astronaut selection program, told reporters in all seriousness Monday after two Malaysian men were short-listed to make the trip.

Making teh tarik (pulled tea) can be tricky and dangerous, even with the help of gravity. Malaysians pour boiling-hot milky tea swiftly and repeatedly from one vessel held high in one hand into another held low, producing a distinctive layer of froth.

Making teh tarik in space would bring Malaysian customs to the attention of a worldwide audience, said Faiz Khaleed, one of the two astronaut candidates.

"Teh tarik is one of the symbols of Malaysia," he said. "I think this is a good idea also to bring something from our country so the world can learn something about our country."

Russia offered Malaysia a free trip into space aboard a Soyuz spacecraft three years ago to sweeten the $900-million sale of Russian-made fighter planes.

Nearly 12,000 Malaysians applied for the chance to be an astronaut, and 894 men and women were picked for the first selection round of fitness tests.

Monday, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi named medical doctor Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor and Faiz, a military dentist, as the two finalists. Russian space experts will pick one of the two men, both Muslims, to go into orbit on September 2 next year.

The chosen candidate will not become the first Muslim to travel to space. That position is held by Saudi Arabia's prince Sultan bin Salman, who went into space in 1985 on board the space shuttle Discovery, along with six U.S. and French colleagues.

krim wrote:

.. me thinks pops is back home like a good little salaryman should.

me thinks oyaji is back home kickin' it at the kyabakura (cabaret) tryin' to get his mack on wit the hostess girls like like Misaki Ito in Kikken na Aneki

krim wrote:
no dad.. it was mom, bro, her and a tour guide.. me thinks pops is back home like a good little salaryman should.

Aho needs to confirm, but there are shooting ranges in Waikiki that the Japanese tourists love to visit. Probably because of the gun control laws back in Japan.

im sure there is.. hawaii used to be a great source for parts and rifles.. not anymore i hear.

Saito_Hajime wrote:

Malaysian astronaut to throw tea party in space

Tue Sep 5, 10:22 AM ET

SEPANG, Malaysia (Reuters) - Malaysia plans to push the boundaries of space travel, by making a cup of tea.

Malaysia will send its first astronaut into the heavens aboard a Russian rocket next year and attempt for the first time to make the nation's favorite hot drink, teh tarik, in space.

"The physics experiment is to see what happens to teh tarik in space," Haniff Omar, head of Malaysia's astronaut selection program, told reporters in all seriousness Monday after two Malaysian men were short-listed to make the trip.

Making teh tarik (pulled tea) can be tricky and dangerous, even with the help of gravity. Malaysians pour boiling-hot milky tea swiftly and repeatedly from one vessel held high in one hand into another held low, producing a distinctive layer of froth.

Making teh tarik in space would bring Malaysian customs to the attention of a worldwide audience, said Faiz Khaleed, one of the two astronaut candidates.

"Teh tarik is one of the symbols of Malaysia," he said. "I think this is a good idea also to bring something from our country so the world can learn something about our country."

Russia offered Malaysia a free trip into space aboard a Soyuz spacecraft three years ago to sweeten the $900-million sale of Russian-made fighter planes.

Nearly 12,000 Malaysians applied for the chance to be an astronaut, and 894 men and women were picked for the first selection round of fitness tests.

Monday, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi named medical doctor Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor and Faiz, a military dentist, as the two finalists. Russian space experts will pick one of the two men, both Muslims, to go into orbit on September 2 next year.

The chosen candidate will not become the first Muslim to travel to space. That position is held by Saudi Arabia's prince Sultan bin Salman, who went into space in 1985 on board the space shuttle Discovery, along with six U.S. and French colleagues.

Wow, are astronauts really that bored in outer space? Don't they have anything better to do? :headscratch:

MissMonika wrote:

Wow, are astronauts really that bored in outer space? Don't they have anything better to do? :headscratch:

they should take Laptops and download doramas using Hughes Direct Satallite Broadband Service or something.
:hehe:

From The Onion:

Caltech Physicists Successfully Split The Bill

September 5, 2006

PASADENA, CA\Sequestered in a private booth at a Pasadena-area Cheesecake Factory for nearly 25 minutes, a party of eight California Institute Of Technology physicists emerged exhausted but visibly excited Friday evening after successfully splitting the bill.

:hehe: :hehe:

a day that will go down in all the history books! :applaud: :applaud:

bmwracer wrote:From The Onion:

Caltech Physicists Successfully Split The Bill

September 5, 2006

PASADENA, CA\Sequestered in a private booth at a Pasadena-area Cheesecake Factory for nearly 25 minutes, a party of eight California Institute Of Technology physicists emerged exhausted but visibly excited Friday evening after successfully splitting the bill.

:hehe: :hehe:

I'm sure these nerds turn lots of heads on Colorado Blvd in Old Town...they probably go party at the Muse afterwards and pick up lotsa honeys...

More from The Onion:

Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

August 16, 2006 | Issue 42•33

LOS ANGELES\Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.

"Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts," said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. "People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack."

:rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :hehe:

bmwracer wrote:More from The Onion:

Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

August 16, 2006 | Issue 42•33

LOS ANGELES\Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.

"Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts," said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. "People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack."

:rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :hehe:

Pretty funny....as if plastic surgery needed further advertisement in La la land...where living females have so much work they make Barbie feel inadequate

bmwracer wrote:More from The Onion:

Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

August 16, 2006 | Issue 42•33

LOS ANGELES\Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.

"Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts," said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. "People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack."

:rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :hehe:

Lol. I think her dad is the head of this so-called campaign. :hehe:

Isn't the term "actress Jessica Simpson" an oxymoron.

gaijin mark wrote:Isn't the term "actress Jessica Simpson" an oxymoron.

Close: Jessica Simpson is a moron. :hehe:

bmwracer wrote:More from The Onion:

Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

August 16, 2006 | Issue 42•33

LOS ANGELES\Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.

"Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts," said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. "People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack."

:rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :hehe:

:doh: :rofl:

bmwracer wrote:More from The Onion:

Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign

August 16, 2006 | Issue 42•33

LOS ANGELES\Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.

"Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts," said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. "People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack."

:rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :hehe:

That's an indication that we might see a wardrobe malfunction (but done purposely) in one of her concerts in the near future :mrgreen: :beaten: