Keep 'em coming Aka! These chapters are hilarious! Versatcha and Christen Durst Boutique?! Wild!:hehe:
V6 Super Gallery+Non Fan girl Friendly
Started by Akakage · 3 Dec 2003 · 7,805 replies
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Rolling Down the Hill
gWhere are you going Rin?h asked Denden who was mixing flour, egg, sugar in a bowl. She was the good bread maker among the eleven sisters. Today she was in the middle of making Cinnamon Bread.
gOut, just to get fresh air before my night shift.h
gGoing alone?h she asked.
gNope. Betsy and Pati are coming with me.h
gI see. Jewel!!h Denden was calling up Jewel who supposed to help her baking more bread.
gComing!!h Jewel went down stair to see Denden. gSorry, I overslept a bit. You know I was having a rough night.h Jewel put on her apron and started to place her mixing into another bowl.
gHey Rinrin, just bring that box with you. Itfs just some bread just in case all of you feel hungry. g Denden handed her a red box wrapped with pale yellow serviette.
gThanks.h Said Rinrin putting the box in the basket - she called out Betsy and Pati. gBetsy! Pati! Hurry up.h
gOk!!h they replied. gBye Jewel, Denden!h
gBye!h Denden waved at them. gTonight is my turn for the night shift with Rinrin and Pati.h
gAww..h Jewel gave her a shoulder to lean her head as she tapped her gently on her head. gBe brave girl.h Denden nodded.
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The wild daisies were blooming so beautiful in the spring time. Rinrin, Betsy and Pati were strolling around as they ate the cinnamon bread enjoying the view. The wind breezes softly against their long hair and touched their delicate skin. Rinrin and Pati were admiring the blue sky, it was a perfect spring and they wished they enjoyed it with the rest of the sisters. Rinrin reached Patifs hand to go down the hill to see the bed full of flowers in variety of colors. While Betsy who was just picked one wild white daisy, said to wait for her. Since she was so excited, she did not see there was a little sturdy rock rooted on the ground, the unfortunate incident happen. Betsy tripped her foot and rolled down to the hill.
gHELLPP!!!h she shouted.
gBetsy!!h Rinrin and Pati quickly chased her down to catch her up, but the rolling seemed to be quite fast, they were having a trouble to follow her down, nevertheless they did not give up if it took their last breath.
As Betsy kept on rolling she bumped into something, a man. Instead of holding her down, the man got carried down further with her. They shrieked together. gAAAAc.HELP!!h
gOur brother!h it appeared that the man also got three other companies. They quickly chased him down. Now there were fiver persons who tried to save their relatives, Rinrin and Pati with the addition to the three brothers.
gHelp!!h Betsy and the man cried as they held each other rolling down until they bumped into a soft little hill. gDAMN!!h he cried.
gMy head!h Betsy shrieked.
The stop had put them in an awkward situation. The man was on top of Betsy holding her shoulder.
gAre..are..are you alright?h he asked nervously
ger.. yes. I guess so.h answered Betsy.
The man could not get his eyes off Betsy; he did not realize that he was staring at her.
gExcuse me, sir?h Betsy was trying to make her stand again while gently pushing him aside.
gOh, sorry.h He rolled to another side and helped her to stand up. gHere, to clean your pretty face.h He handed her a handkerchief.
gWhat?h Betsy could not believe what she heard of him saying ePretty Facef.
gUh..er..I mean, your face.h
gOh..h She touched her face to check whether there was any dirt or spot.
gNot there. But there.h The man helped her clean it with his handkerchief. At that moment his brothers and Betsyfs sisters arrived running down.
gThere you are!h
He stopped helping her cleaning her face once he saw his brothers arrived. He crumpled the handkerchief and placed it in Betsyfs hand.
gItfs you!h Pati recognized him instantly. gLord Matsuoka.h She immediately bowed followed by Rinrin.
gPati?h He said in disbelieve.
gYou know him?h Rinrin whispered.
gThatfs the guy I was telling you about.h She whispered back to her.
gThank you for saving my sister.h
gItfs alright, I think we sort of save each other.h Without any reason Mabofs ears went red as soon as he turned to Betsy who stood next to her. His brothers realized it and they were nudging to each other. gHey, whatfs with the laugh?h Mabo walked toward his brothers after he gave Betsy a helping hand to walk first to her sister.
gHi we meet again! But with different brothers.h He greeted to Pati.
gSame here, different sister.h Pati smiled. gOh..shefs Rinrin and the one who fell down with you is Betsy.h
gThe one with the friendly face is Odagiri, the jovial one is Inohara and another friendly face, Nagano.h He introduced his brother one by one as they bowed to each other.
gSo, what brings you here again in Algoria Kingdom?h asked Pati.
gNothing in particular, just sightseeing.h
hOh I see.h
gEh, I was just wondering whether your lordship interested to taste our nice homemade bread.h Rinrin opened the red box whilst the good aroma of the bread evaporated, penetrating their sensing smell. She knew that they would probably be hungry since it was almost reach twelve in the afternoon.
gHmmcsmells so nice!h they said. gSure!h
Inocchi was the first one to take it without hesitation. gUmmcitfs so delicious!h
gReally?h Nagano took his turn. gWow..unbelievableh he said after his first bite.
Rinrin took a napkin and handed it to Joe. An unknown spark suddenly emerged as their eyes met each other. gThank you.h Joe smiled at her. He bit and chewed the bread slowly while trying to take a glance at her again.
gWho made this? I wish I could meet whoever made this.h Said Inocchi.
gMy sister, Denden.h Pati replied.
gSend my regards and she really has to teach the chef at our palace to make a bread as tasty as this.h He said finishing his final bite. gEr..can I have another?h he begged and a slapped landed on his head. gOuch!h
gYou greedy Ogre!h said Nagano. But Inocchi ignored him and took another cinnamon bread.
gUm..Pati, we should be going we have to prepare the party.h Said Mabo. gAnd make sure you and your sisters attend it!h he reminded.
gWe will try!h
gSee you tomorrow night!!h They waved to each other to part.
gOh my God! Night shift almost arrive we better go home and prepare!h exclaimed Rinrin.
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gYou bloody gushed in front of that lady named Betsy!h Inocchi teased Mabo.
gNo I did not?h he protested.
gOh yes you did.h
gDid noth
gDid too.h
gDid noth
gSHUT UP!!h Nagano broke them. gYes you did Mabo. Admit! And I could not wait to tell everybody that your declaration has been breached by yourself.h
Mabo only mumbled as he was caught in the act feeling embarrassed and speechless but at the same time he was so happy to finally meet someone that made his heart jumpy and his life colorful. He drew a slightly smile on his face unnoticed. One thing that the brothers missed was that Joe also got smitten by Rinrin but since he was known to be the person who could hide his feeling from others, they did not manage to find that out.
gBut I hope, they have another sister for me.h Said Nagano jokingly.
gOh, Ifm pretty sure they are. Letfs just hope that the bakery girl, Denden shows up. I cannot wait to taste her baking.h Inocchi continued to eat his second bread as they strode along to go home heading to their castle, which apparently not far from Algoria Kingdom.
gWhere are you going Rin?h asked Denden who was mixing flour, egg, sugar in a bowl. She was the good bread maker among the eleven sisters. Today she was in the middle of making Cinnamon Bread.
gOut, just to get fresh air before my night shift.h
gGoing alone?h she asked.
gNope. Betsy and Pati are coming with me.h
gI see. Jewel!!h Denden was calling up Jewel who supposed to help her baking more bread.
gComing!!h Jewel went down stair to see Denden. gSorry, I overslept a bit. You know I was having a rough night.h Jewel put on her apron and started to place her mixing into another bowl.
gHey Rinrin, just bring that box with you. Itfs just some bread just in case all of you feel hungry. g Denden handed her a red box wrapped with pale yellow serviette.
gThanks.h Said Rinrin putting the box in the basket - she called out Betsy and Pati. gBetsy! Pati! Hurry up.h
gOk!!h they replied. gBye Jewel, Denden!h
gBye!h Denden waved at them. gTonight is my turn for the night shift with Rinrin and Pati.h
gAww..h Jewel gave her a shoulder to lean her head as she tapped her gently on her head. gBe brave girl.h Denden nodded.
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The wild daisies were blooming so beautiful in the spring time. Rinrin, Betsy and Pati were strolling around as they ate the cinnamon bread enjoying the view. The wind breezes softly against their long hair and touched their delicate skin. Rinrin and Pati were admiring the blue sky, it was a perfect spring and they wished they enjoyed it with the rest of the sisters. Rinrin reached Patifs hand to go down the hill to see the bed full of flowers in variety of colors. While Betsy who was just picked one wild white daisy, said to wait for her. Since she was so excited, she did not see there was a little sturdy rock rooted on the ground, the unfortunate incident happen. Betsy tripped her foot and rolled down to the hill.
gHELLPP!!!h she shouted.
gBetsy!!h Rinrin and Pati quickly chased her down to catch her up, but the rolling seemed to be quite fast, they were having a trouble to follow her down, nevertheless they did not give up if it took their last breath.
As Betsy kept on rolling she bumped into something, a man. Instead of holding her down, the man got carried down further with her. They shrieked together. gAAAAc.HELP!!h
gOur brother!h it appeared that the man also got three other companies. They quickly chased him down. Now there were fiver persons who tried to save their relatives, Rinrin and Pati with the addition to the three brothers.
gHelp!!h Betsy and the man cried as they held each other rolling down until they bumped into a soft little hill. gDAMN!!h he cried.
gMy head!h Betsy shrieked.
The stop had put them in an awkward situation. The man was on top of Betsy holding her shoulder.
gAre..are..are you alright?h he asked nervously
ger.. yes. I guess so.h answered Betsy.
The man could not get his eyes off Betsy; he did not realize that he was staring at her.
gExcuse me, sir?h Betsy was trying to make her stand again while gently pushing him aside.
gOh, sorry.h He rolled to another side and helped her to stand up. gHere, to clean your pretty face.h He handed her a handkerchief.
gWhat?h Betsy could not believe what she heard of him saying ePretty Facef.
gUh..er..I mean, your face.h
gOh..h She touched her face to check whether there was any dirt or spot.
gNot there. But there.h The man helped her clean it with his handkerchief. At that moment his brothers and Betsyfs sisters arrived running down.
gThere you are!h
He stopped helping her cleaning her face once he saw his brothers arrived. He crumpled the handkerchief and placed it in Betsyfs hand.
gItfs you!h Pati recognized him instantly. gLord Matsuoka.h She immediately bowed followed by Rinrin.
gPati?h He said in disbelieve.
gYou know him?h Rinrin whispered.
gThatfs the guy I was telling you about.h She whispered back to her.
gThank you for saving my sister.h
gItfs alright, I think we sort of save each other.h Without any reason Mabofs ears went red as soon as he turned to Betsy who stood next to her. His brothers realized it and they were nudging to each other. gHey, whatfs with the laugh?h Mabo walked toward his brothers after he gave Betsy a helping hand to walk first to her sister.
gHi we meet again! But with different brothers.h He greeted to Pati.
gSame here, different sister.h Pati smiled. gOh..shefs Rinrin and the one who fell down with you is Betsy.h
gThe one with the friendly face is Odagiri, the jovial one is Inohara and another friendly face, Nagano.h He introduced his brother one by one as they bowed to each other.
gSo, what brings you here again in Algoria Kingdom?h asked Pati.
gNothing in particular, just sightseeing.h
hOh I see.h
gEh, I was just wondering whether your lordship interested to taste our nice homemade bread.h Rinrin opened the red box whilst the good aroma of the bread evaporated, penetrating their sensing smell. She knew that they would probably be hungry since it was almost reach twelve in the afternoon.
gHmmcsmells so nice!h they said. gSure!h
Inocchi was the first one to take it without hesitation. gUmmcitfs so delicious!h
gReally?h Nagano took his turn. gWow..unbelievableh he said after his first bite.
Rinrin took a napkin and handed it to Joe. An unknown spark suddenly emerged as their eyes met each other. gThank you.h Joe smiled at her. He bit and chewed the bread slowly while trying to take a glance at her again.
gWho made this? I wish I could meet whoever made this.h Said Inocchi.
gMy sister, Denden.h Pati replied.
gSend my regards and she really has to teach the chef at our palace to make a bread as tasty as this.h He said finishing his final bite. gEr..can I have another?h he begged and a slapped landed on his head. gOuch!h
gYou greedy Ogre!h said Nagano. But Inocchi ignored him and took another cinnamon bread.
gUm..Pati, we should be going we have to prepare the party.h Said Mabo. gAnd make sure you and your sisters attend it!h he reminded.
gWe will try!h
gSee you tomorrow night!!h They waved to each other to part.
gOh my God! Night shift almost arrive we better go home and prepare!h exclaimed Rinrin.
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gYou bloody gushed in front of that lady named Betsy!h Inocchi teased Mabo.
gNo I did not?h he protested.
gOh yes you did.h
gDid noth
gDid too.h
gDid noth
gSHUT UP!!h Nagano broke them. gYes you did Mabo. Admit! And I could not wait to tell everybody that your declaration has been breached by yourself.h
Mabo only mumbled as he was caught in the act feeling embarrassed and speechless but at the same time he was so happy to finally meet someone that made his heart jumpy and his life colorful. He drew a slightly smile on his face unnoticed. One thing that the brothers missed was that Joe also got smitten by Rinrin but since he was known to be the person who could hide his feeling from others, they did not manage to find that out.
gBut I hope, they have another sister for me.h Said Nagano jokingly.
gOh, Ifm pretty sure they are. Letfs just hope that the bakery girl, Denden shows up. I cannot wait to taste her baking.h Inocchi continued to eat his second bread as they strode along to go home heading to their castle, which apparently not far from Algoria Kingdom.
even though i don't hate ayaya,i do hate maki!!I hope I'll kick her ass :hehe: :twisted:
Awesome story Aka! You seriously should take up writing. You're very good at it! :applaud:
Valle...some people are such jerks! That kitty is very lucky that a kind person like you found it! I love cats...they're so lovable and smarter than dogs!
Angel...you're sooo lucky you got to meet one of your guys!!! I'm probably never gonna get to meet any of mine...unless I sneak into they're dressing room or something! hehe. :naughty: Good luck with your exams!
I finally ordered "Hard luck Hero" and "Cosmic Rescue"...omg, I can't wait!!!
Valle...some people are such jerks! That kitty is very lucky that a kind person like you found it! I love cats...they're so lovable and smarter than dogs!
Angel...you're sooo lucky you got to meet one of your guys!!! I'm probably never gonna get to meet any of mine...unless I sneak into they're dressing room or something! hehe. :naughty: Good luck with your exams!
I finally ordered "Hard luck Hero" and "Cosmic Rescue"...omg, I can't wait!!!
:mrgreen: I will take my time to write more serious stuff in the future. hehehe..Thanks Hirari for your support.
Yeah, Angel is so lucky to meet one of her guys and that also will apply to Pati. She's going to see the whole target..hehehehee.. :nut: I've no idea if I will ever meet any of them. Oh well, in the meantime I just dream.
So, I'm going to post one more chapter and rest it for today. Will post perhaps one or two chapters before I let Angel to do her part which can be done by her after Wednesday.
Oh boy, I did post chapters like crazy didn't I? :beaten:
Yeah, Angel is so lucky to meet one of her guys and that also will apply to Pati. She's going to see the whole target..hehehehee.. :nut: I've no idea if I will ever meet any of them. Oh well, in the meantime I just dream.
So, I'm going to post one more chapter and rest it for today. Will post perhaps one or two chapters before I let Angel to do her part which can be done by her after Wednesday.
Oh boy, I did post chapters like crazy didn't I? :beaten:
The Party Dress
It was a busy night for Queen Jessica and her momusus preparing their dress for tomorrow night. Ms. Split and Ayu had decided to join with them to attend the party as well since they thought that it was better than nothing to do at the castle beside getting hooked up with gorgeous men was not such a bad idea. The dressing room was filled with many clothes, accessories, shoes and other trinkets were laid all over the floor. Aka decided not to go home and do her extra chores with Angel. They thought that if Rinrin, Denden and Pati came here and saw awful messes that the Queen and her bitchy companies had been doing, they might not make it through the night. Hence, all of the sisters would not have the chance to attend the Ball and meet their princes.
The Queen kept on yelling to Aka for not being able to find her tiara. She even accused her of stealing it.
gI did not mother.h Aka looked down feeling sorrow.
gYou just admit it!h she yelled on to her face. Aka tried to retreat a bit avoiding any of the Queenfs excess saliva getting onto her eyes. It was always known that when the Queen got really angry she could not control those excess, one also said that you better run for cover or took the nearest umbrella if there were any. gIt was designed by Taffana and Co and that was the only one the world!!h she paused and continued again. gDo you know it matches my Bulgogi bracelet?h She threw a towel onto her face. Aka quickly took the chance to clean up her face as fast as she could from her excess and tossed the towel back to the floor again.
gItfs useless talking to you isnft it?! Oh, no what to do with you. gThe Queen tramped on something it made a crack noise. As she lifted her foot and the clothes on the floor to find out about the noise, she saw scattering diamonds all over the floor. It was none other than her tiara. gOh My God!h she started to cry. Aka tried to cheer her up but instead she got another scold. gSCRAM!! You little Jinx! And take those useless cracked with you.h She started to sob and called her witch and her almost fatso cousin. gAYU!! BRITNEY!!h
Aka scooped the scattering diamond as fast as she could before she encountered Ayu and Britney, because that would be the last day she might face the earth. One bitch was enough and she did not want to see two more. After all of the mess had been cleaned up, Aka rushed to go out from that room and walked down stair to the kitchen. She saw Britney and Ayu on the way up, and bowed to them because that was the rule.
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gWhatfs wrong Jessica dear?h asked Britney who found her slid on the floor crying.
hMy Taffana Tiara..itfs ruined because of that little Jinx.h She leaned her head on her shoulder.
gHer again! Do you know that Aka rhymes with Baka!h said Ayu. All of a sudden the Queen stopped crying and burst into laughter.
Aka heard Ayu mocked her and she swore to herself to make retaliation one day. She grumpily walked down to the Kitchen.
gJessie dear, I could not fit in this blouse anymore.h Britney held her breath and tried so hard to zip it up. gUrrrh..Urrhch
gLemme help you. gAyu offered gHold your breath, on my count, one two three.h
URggghhcthey still did not manage to zip it up.
gOh, for God sake Britney, youfre getting ..sort of ..you know..h Queen Jessica glared at her vast development, the bulging stomach, flabby arms and big thighs.
gWhat?h
gYou knowch
gSay it!h
gDonft Jessica.h Ayu pleaded. gDonft say that word.h
gCfmon I dare you!h challenged Britney to Queen Jessica.
gAlright! Youfre FAT! There you go. Truth bites. It hurts and face it!h
Suddenly it went quiet. Britney broke down in tears. gYou are such a cruel person.h
gLook what youfve done.h Said Ayu.
gWell at least I donft look like skeleton like both of you.h
gWhat did you say?h Queen Jessica and Ayu stared at her in anger. As they were about to snap at each other Queen Jessica inhaled her breath.
gI must not let the bad aura from that little jinx got into me.h She sat down and crossed her legs, placing her hands each on her laps. gGirls, you have to do this Boga position to cleanse all the bad air.h Ayu and Britney obeyed her. They closed their eyes, inhaling and exhaling as they began to make silly noisy, incomprehensible chant.
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In another room Angel and Pati were doing similar task like Aka. They were helping the two ultimate bimbos of the momusu and also some other momusu here and there. The sisters always had the trouble to memorize the rest of the momusu, too many. They spread like virus and germs flying around in Algoria kingdom making annoying fake cute voice and sound.
Rinrin was walking around following Iida who could not keep still as she was asking Rinrin to measure and alter her gown. She was in a difficult position to finish her task because of Iidafs irritable behavior. Rinrin carried her measurement with her hands following her around. If she was not patience enough, she would have strangled her neck with that measurement. At last Iida stopped.
gPlease measure my collar.h She said without looking at her.
gYes, your Iidaness.h Rinrin gently measured her collar - she was so close to her neck and got so intrigued to strangle her.
Nakai went in the room to place their chamomile midnight tea for the momusu. He saw Rinrin was extremely in her killing mood.
gRinrin, I will take it from here. You can help Aka in the kitchen.h Said Nakai urging her to rest it for tonight and helped her sister.
gWhat?h she asked back.
gShefs not in a good mood and maybe you could cheer her up?h Nakai whispered. gShingo Mama is with her too. Go now.h
gAlright. Iidaness, I have to fetch something in the kitchen.h Said Rinrin excused herself.
gYeah, shooch she avoided to see her face and gave a sign to go with her hand.
Angel and Pati still continued with their torturing task of ironing and steaming the gown for the ball. The ever annoying Maki and Aya kept on changing her mind on which dress they would like to wear, hence the sisters had the trouble to pick which dresses they should ironed or steamed. It was an endless torture, and the sisters felt like wanting to poison them or spray on tear gas on them or whatever to make them stop their bothersome attitude.
Pati stood behind Maki who was twirling around with her latest gGocca Spring Collection.h It looked so cheap on her and she thought that she was far more suitable wearing it. Pati thought that It must have been Makifs purple dangling earrings and her fishnet white glove. Pati raised her eyebrow as Maki finally decided to wear the tutu pink ballerina gown swaying on the floor with a purple top. Oh my God, Pati cried to herself, could she be more slutty than that? gHere you go poutty lipsh Maki handed her outrageous Gocca gown to her.
gYou decided to wear that?h Aya pointed at the gown on Patifs hands. Maki nodded. gSplendid! And that was the one that you designed and asked Gocca to make it for you and also to be made in mass production for their Spring Collection?h
gYes it is.h She said proudly.
Pati sighed. That was so degrading Gocca, one of the frontline designers in Algoria Kingdom. She wondered if the dressmaker ever killed themselves after making that dress. Angel joined Pati and she also heard their conversation about the awful gown.
Rinrin mumbled down to see Aka who was sitting in the Kitchen, arranging the messy diamond on the table. Shingo was sitting next to her trying to cheer her up.
gHey, I heard she practically rained her excess saliva on you.h Rinrin made herself comfortable sitting in front of Aka.
gIfve no idea whether we can make it to the party.h Aka sounded so desperate. gShe would give more tasks to us after what Ifve done to her.h
gBut you did not do anything Aka.h Shingo frowned and he thought that the Queen was ridiculously unreasonable for blaming Aka with the ruined tiara.
gShe doesnft want this Tiara anymore now.h Aka looked at the ruined. gAnd tell the sisters that we might not be able to attend the party, just blame.h
gWho said that you and your sister are not going there?h Shingo stood up. gDonft you remember that Ifm your fairy hunk father? I could grant you any wish you want and make it come true. Oh well, I wonft make any pumpkin turn into carriage and gather all the mice to the horses. I donft need that.h
gAre you saying that youfre going to help us with the dress and all?h asked Rinrin with excitement.
gOf course! And to prove how sincere I am to you girls here..a touch of magic.h Shingo touched the ruined tiara with his finger. A bright light surfaced and the diamond all of sudden glued together again making the Tiara as good as new.
gWow! Unbelievable. I thought youfre only good with castle hold chores.h Rinrin lifted the Tiara and placed it on Akafs head. gYou deserve this Tiara and it looks better on you than in our stepmother.h
gSo, what about the gown?h asked Aka to Shingo.
gHmm. I can create a better gown than those designers.h
gI canft wait to tell this to the others.h Rinrin jumped for joy.
gHey whatfs with Stepmotherfs Tiara on your head Aka?h Pati arrived in the kitchen with Angel. The eldest sisters could sense that they just had labor torture experience in the momususf room.
gOk. To cut the story short. Stepmother broke it, she blamed Aka and gave the ruined Tiara to her and Shingo fixed it!h Rinrin briefly explained. gAnd guess what? He would help us making the dress. I mean all of us, the eleven of us. Canft you believe that?h
gReally?h Angel clasps both of her hands together with delight.
gOh, Aka. We can finally meet them again.h Said Pati. gAnd donft forget to bring the black satin cloth.h She whispered to remind her. Aka smiled eagerly awaited for tomorrow night. That would be the night to remember for her and her sisters.
It was a busy night for Queen Jessica and her momusus preparing their dress for tomorrow night. Ms. Split and Ayu had decided to join with them to attend the party as well since they thought that it was better than nothing to do at the castle beside getting hooked up with gorgeous men was not such a bad idea. The dressing room was filled with many clothes, accessories, shoes and other trinkets were laid all over the floor. Aka decided not to go home and do her extra chores with Angel. They thought that if Rinrin, Denden and Pati came here and saw awful messes that the Queen and her bitchy companies had been doing, they might not make it through the night. Hence, all of the sisters would not have the chance to attend the Ball and meet their princes.
The Queen kept on yelling to Aka for not being able to find her tiara. She even accused her of stealing it.
gI did not mother.h Aka looked down feeling sorrow.
gYou just admit it!h she yelled on to her face. Aka tried to retreat a bit avoiding any of the Queenfs excess saliva getting onto her eyes. It was always known that when the Queen got really angry she could not control those excess, one also said that you better run for cover or took the nearest umbrella if there were any. gIt was designed by Taffana and Co and that was the only one the world!!h she paused and continued again. gDo you know it matches my Bulgogi bracelet?h She threw a towel onto her face. Aka quickly took the chance to clean up her face as fast as she could from her excess and tossed the towel back to the floor again.
gItfs useless talking to you isnft it?! Oh, no what to do with you. gThe Queen tramped on something it made a crack noise. As she lifted her foot and the clothes on the floor to find out about the noise, she saw scattering diamonds all over the floor. It was none other than her tiara. gOh My God!h she started to cry. Aka tried to cheer her up but instead she got another scold. gSCRAM!! You little Jinx! And take those useless cracked with you.h She started to sob and called her witch and her almost fatso cousin. gAYU!! BRITNEY!!h
Aka scooped the scattering diamond as fast as she could before she encountered Ayu and Britney, because that would be the last day she might face the earth. One bitch was enough and she did not want to see two more. After all of the mess had been cleaned up, Aka rushed to go out from that room and walked down stair to the kitchen. She saw Britney and Ayu on the way up, and bowed to them because that was the rule.
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gWhatfs wrong Jessica dear?h asked Britney who found her slid on the floor crying.
hMy Taffana Tiara..itfs ruined because of that little Jinx.h She leaned her head on her shoulder.
gHer again! Do you know that Aka rhymes with Baka!h said Ayu. All of a sudden the Queen stopped crying and burst into laughter.
Aka heard Ayu mocked her and she swore to herself to make retaliation one day. She grumpily walked down to the Kitchen.
gJessie dear, I could not fit in this blouse anymore.h Britney held her breath and tried so hard to zip it up. gUrrrh..Urrhch
gLemme help you. gAyu offered gHold your breath, on my count, one two three.h
URggghhcthey still did not manage to zip it up.
gOh, for God sake Britney, youfre getting ..sort of ..you know..h Queen Jessica glared at her vast development, the bulging stomach, flabby arms and big thighs.
gWhat?h
gYou knowch
gSay it!h
gDonft Jessica.h Ayu pleaded. gDonft say that word.h
gCfmon I dare you!h challenged Britney to Queen Jessica.
gAlright! Youfre FAT! There you go. Truth bites. It hurts and face it!h
Suddenly it went quiet. Britney broke down in tears. gYou are such a cruel person.h
gLook what youfve done.h Said Ayu.
gWell at least I donft look like skeleton like both of you.h
gWhat did you say?h Queen Jessica and Ayu stared at her in anger. As they were about to snap at each other Queen Jessica inhaled her breath.
gI must not let the bad aura from that little jinx got into me.h She sat down and crossed her legs, placing her hands each on her laps. gGirls, you have to do this Boga position to cleanse all the bad air.h Ayu and Britney obeyed her. They closed their eyes, inhaling and exhaling as they began to make silly noisy, incomprehensible chant.
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In another room Angel and Pati were doing similar task like Aka. They were helping the two ultimate bimbos of the momusu and also some other momusu here and there. The sisters always had the trouble to memorize the rest of the momusu, too many. They spread like virus and germs flying around in Algoria kingdom making annoying fake cute voice and sound.
Rinrin was walking around following Iida who could not keep still as she was asking Rinrin to measure and alter her gown. She was in a difficult position to finish her task because of Iidafs irritable behavior. Rinrin carried her measurement with her hands following her around. If she was not patience enough, she would have strangled her neck with that measurement. At last Iida stopped.
gPlease measure my collar.h She said without looking at her.
gYes, your Iidaness.h Rinrin gently measured her collar - she was so close to her neck and got so intrigued to strangle her.
Nakai went in the room to place their chamomile midnight tea for the momusu. He saw Rinrin was extremely in her killing mood.
gRinrin, I will take it from here. You can help Aka in the kitchen.h Said Nakai urging her to rest it for tonight and helped her sister.
gWhat?h she asked back.
gShefs not in a good mood and maybe you could cheer her up?h Nakai whispered. gShingo Mama is with her too. Go now.h
gAlright. Iidaness, I have to fetch something in the kitchen.h Said Rinrin excused herself.
gYeah, shooch she avoided to see her face and gave a sign to go with her hand.
Angel and Pati still continued with their torturing task of ironing and steaming the gown for the ball. The ever annoying Maki and Aya kept on changing her mind on which dress they would like to wear, hence the sisters had the trouble to pick which dresses they should ironed or steamed. It was an endless torture, and the sisters felt like wanting to poison them or spray on tear gas on them or whatever to make them stop their bothersome attitude.
Pati stood behind Maki who was twirling around with her latest gGocca Spring Collection.h It looked so cheap on her and she thought that she was far more suitable wearing it. Pati thought that It must have been Makifs purple dangling earrings and her fishnet white glove. Pati raised her eyebrow as Maki finally decided to wear the tutu pink ballerina gown swaying on the floor with a purple top. Oh my God, Pati cried to herself, could she be more slutty than that? gHere you go poutty lipsh Maki handed her outrageous Gocca gown to her.
gYou decided to wear that?h Aya pointed at the gown on Patifs hands. Maki nodded. gSplendid! And that was the one that you designed and asked Gocca to make it for you and also to be made in mass production for their Spring Collection?h
gYes it is.h She said proudly.
Pati sighed. That was so degrading Gocca, one of the frontline designers in Algoria Kingdom. She wondered if the dressmaker ever killed themselves after making that dress. Angel joined Pati and she also heard their conversation about the awful gown.
Rinrin mumbled down to see Aka who was sitting in the Kitchen, arranging the messy diamond on the table. Shingo was sitting next to her trying to cheer her up.
gHey, I heard she practically rained her excess saliva on you.h Rinrin made herself comfortable sitting in front of Aka.
gIfve no idea whether we can make it to the party.h Aka sounded so desperate. gShe would give more tasks to us after what Ifve done to her.h
gBut you did not do anything Aka.h Shingo frowned and he thought that the Queen was ridiculously unreasonable for blaming Aka with the ruined tiara.
gShe doesnft want this Tiara anymore now.h Aka looked at the ruined. gAnd tell the sisters that we might not be able to attend the party, just blame.h
gWho said that you and your sister are not going there?h Shingo stood up. gDonft you remember that Ifm your fairy hunk father? I could grant you any wish you want and make it come true. Oh well, I wonft make any pumpkin turn into carriage and gather all the mice to the horses. I donft need that.h
gAre you saying that youfre going to help us with the dress and all?h asked Rinrin with excitement.
gOf course! And to prove how sincere I am to you girls here..a touch of magic.h Shingo touched the ruined tiara with his finger. A bright light surfaced and the diamond all of sudden glued together again making the Tiara as good as new.
gWow! Unbelievable. I thought youfre only good with castle hold chores.h Rinrin lifted the Tiara and placed it on Akafs head. gYou deserve this Tiara and it looks better on you than in our stepmother.h
gSo, what about the gown?h asked Aka to Shingo.
gHmm. I can create a better gown than those designers.h
gI canft wait to tell this to the others.h Rinrin jumped for joy.
gHey whatfs with Stepmotherfs Tiara on your head Aka?h Pati arrived in the kitchen with Angel. The eldest sisters could sense that they just had labor torture experience in the momususf room.
gOk. To cut the story short. Stepmother broke it, she blamed Aka and gave the ruined Tiara to her and Shingo fixed it!h Rinrin briefly explained. gAnd guess what? He would help us making the dress. I mean all of us, the eleven of us. Canft you believe that?h
gReally?h Angel clasps both of her hands together with delight.
gOh, Aka. We can finally meet them again.h Said Pati. gAnd donft forget to bring the black satin cloth.h She whispered to remind her. Aka smiled eagerly awaited for tomorrow night. That would be the night to remember for her and her sisters.
Note from me..
Bulgogi = Bvlgari ( I was thinking of Bep bim bap Korean food restaurant and Bvlgari at the same time hehehehe..I ended up writing Bulgogi, which is a korean food :beaten:)
Gocca= of course Gucci
Taffana and Co = Tiffany & Co
:beaten: :beaten:
:nut:
Ok..I'm going to rest for a while and shall post another tomorrow Ja, mata atode ;)
Bulgogi = Bvlgari ( I was thinking of Bep bim bap Korean food restaurant and Bvlgari at the same time hehehehe..I ended up writing Bulgogi, which is a korean food :beaten:)
Gocca= of course Gucci
Taffana and Co = Tiffany & Co
:beaten: :beaten:
:nut:
Ok..I'm going to rest for a while and shall post another tomorrow Ja, mata atode ;)
Hey Hirari you're gonna love both those movies! Junichi is sooooo kakkoii in both! :mrgreen:
:rofl: :lol: You're creativeness is definitely flowing Aka! This is good stuff! I cant' stop laughing! :hehe:
Akakage wrote:Bulgogi = Bvlgari ( I was thinking of Bep bim bap Korean food restaurant and Bvlgari at the same time hehehehe..I ended up writing Bulgogi, which is a korean food )
Gocca= of course Gucci
Taffana and Co = Tiffany & Co
:rofl: :lol: You're creativeness is definitely flowing Aka! This is good stuff! I cant' stop laughing! :hehe:
Akakage wrote:Zaza..Rinrin is not a lawyer... :beaten: The unfortunate one to be lawyers are Betsy and Me.
I thought we have three lawyers in this thread :sweat: , aka, rinrin and betsy. I'm wrong. :beaten:
so what's your job rinrin? all this time I thought that u are a lawyer.
woohoo.. :applaud:
more great chapter coming from aka.. like what hirari said, I think u were born to be a writer. a famous writer!
you are so nice, valle.. that is a cute kitten :(
Do you know that Aka rhymes with Baka
I love this one! :hehe:
Hehe...this story makes me giggle. Oh dear...I can imagine the directions this story will head. :sweat: :hehe:
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to the movie "Tunderbird" and the outro theme "Brand-New World" to the
anime "Inuyasha." This limited edition comes with a bonus DVD containig
trailers for the moive "Thunderbird," V6's ADR session footage
(expected). Randomly selected from all 6 kind sleeve cover artworks (expected).
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and Middle East), and carry no subtitles.
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Rinrin wrote::rofl: :lol: You're creativeness is definitely flowing Aka! This is good stuff! I cant' stop laughing! :hehe:
Hehee..I'm flattered, but my favorites are always Bulgogi and Versatcha :hehe:
zaza_tk87 wrote:so what's your job rinrin? all this time I thought that u are a lawyer.
Actually, Rinrin has mentioned that girl, she said she worked as a bookkeeper at an accountant office (tough job..I don't think I could ever do that Rin..)
zaza_tk87 wrote:woohoo.. :applaud:
more great chapter coming from aka.. like what hirari said, I think u were born to be a writer. a famous writer!
Hehehe..I hope I can be a famous writer in the future, but dunno about that since I've been only writing fanfic so far not the real stuff, if you know what I mean (dunno If I'm able to do that) :beaten:
I Luv V6! wrote:Hehe...this story makes me giggle. Oh dear...I can imagine the directions this story will head. :sweat: :hehe:
Oh no..is it getting too predictable..hmm..I have to do something about it.. :hehe:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
These chapters are soooooo funny !!!! I can't stop laughtin' , Aka-chan !!!!!
What was that smell ???? Ugh !!!!! :google: :hehe: :hehe:
BTW, I noticed that you and Rinrin-chan are becoming famous !!!!! There's a girl postin' here just to talk to you !!!!!! :applaud: :applaud:
These chapters are soooooo funny !!!! I can't stop laughtin' , Aka-chan !!!!!
What was that smell ???? Ugh !!!!! :google: :hehe: :hehe:
BTW, I noticed that you and Rinrin-chan are becoming famous !!!!! There's a girl postin' here just to talk to you !!!!!! :applaud: :applaud:
:hehe: sorry about the garlic but I really gotta give a punch line. :beaten:
The rest of the chapters will be posted later.
Oh, the girl you mean exmoment..I bumped her in Tetsuji Tamayama thread but Rinrin led her here since she thought that if she wanna chat more and more crazy ppl she could just visit us in V6 thread.
The rest of the chapters will be posted later.
Oh, the girl you mean exmoment..I bumped her in Tetsuji Tamayama thread but Rinrin led her here since she thought that if she wanna chat more and more crazy ppl she could just visit us in V6 thread.
Akakage wrote::hehe: sorry about the garlic but I really gotta give a punch line. :beaten:
That's OK, that didn't harm me too much !!!! I'm still alive !!!! :hehe: :hehe:
Oh, the girl you mean exmoment..I bumped her in Tetsuji Tamayama thread but Rinrin led her here since she thought that if she wanna chat more and more crazy ppl she could just visit us in V6 thread.
Ah, OK !!!!! The same happened to me a while ago. Do you remember that you and Rinrin-chan had persuaded me to post here too ???? I had so much fun over here that I just can't stop posting here !!!!!
Betsy Hayashi wrote:
Ah, OK !!!!! The same happened to me a while ago. Do you remember that you and Rinrin-chan had persuaded me to post here too ???? I had so much fun over here that I just can't stop posting here !!!!!
Yeah, I remember. Aren't you glad with that. You even got Mabo on top of you ... :beaten:
Hmm..I might thinking of silly court room drama with silly murder mystery for another story.. :beaten: :hehe:
Hehe! I've already preordered my copy of the limited edition of Thunderbird!! (I'm so bad! :sweat:)
I actually started chatting with exmoment in the Learn Japanese forum. She seems to be a really nice person so thought she might like to meet all the cool people I met here too!:mrgreen:
I actually started chatting with exmoment in the Learn Japanese forum. She seems to be a really nice person so thought she might like to meet all the cool people I met here too!:mrgreen:
Akakage wrote:
Yeah, I remember. Aren't you glad with that. You even got Mabo on top of you ... :beaten:
Yep, I'm glad indeed !!!!! I've never wondered that I would met so kind, funny and inteligent girls as you all over here in this forum !!!!! :applaud: :mrgreen:
And get Mabo is great too !!!!! :naughty: :naughty: :hehe: :hehe:
Hmm..I might thinking of silly court room drama with silly murder mystery for another story.. :beaten: :hehe:
Wow, you're thinkin' in another story ???? Your brain works so fast !!!!!! :hehe: :hehe:
I actually started chatting with exmoment in the Learn Japanese forum. She seems to be a really nice person so thought she might like to meet all the cool people I met here too!
I think she'll have a great time like I'm havin' since I've bumped into this thread !!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Same here Rinrin..I've pre-ordered it too.. :beaten: My bad..I'm just so into them :hehe:
No, it's the malfunction in my brain that cause me like that now.. :beaten:
Same here..I've never thought I could meet such a wonderful and fun girls here... You deserve Mabo to be on top you ;) :naughty: or issit otherwise?
Betsy Hayashi wrote:Wow, you're thinkin' in another story ???? Your brain works so fast !!!!!!
No, it's the malfunction in my brain that cause me like that now.. :beaten:
Yep, I'm glad indeed !!!!! I've never wondered that I would met so kind, funny and inteligent girls as you all over here in this forum !!!!!
And get Mabo is great too !!!!!
Same here..I've never thought I could meet such a wonderful and fun girls here... You deserve Mabo to be on top you ;) :naughty: or issit otherwise?
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