Hamasaki Ayumi

Tu_triky wrote:


yeah she looks like a scarecrow with black walnuts in her head!

:rofl: :rofl:

Her alone in one of them school haunted houses is more then enough....

Her w/o make up on is probably more scary then Sadako :sweat: :ashamed:

K.T.Tran wrote:

:rofl: :rofl:

Her alone in one of them school haunted houses is more then enough....

Her w/o make up on is probably more scary then Sadako :sweat: :ashamed:

I hear that Cyril Takayama does a magic trick where he stands far away from her than runs toward Ayumi and jumps into one of her eyeballs and disappears.

Tu_triky wrote:

I hear that Cyril Takayama does a magic trick where he stands far away from her than runs toward Ayumi and jumps into one of her eyeballs and disappears.

Black hole????? :beaten:

K.T.Tran wrote:


Black hole????? :beaten:

very black....the trick ends when he invites 12 members of the audience to join him in the eyeball for a nice meal.

Does anybody have her live performance at Music Station singing the new song JEWEL?

i'm dying for it...

so thankful if someone could share with me...

arigatoooo.....

Tu_triky wrote:


yeah she looks like a scarecrow with black walnuts in her head!

classic! :hehe:

what the hell??
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a-nesuto wrote:what the hell??
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Wkwkwkwk.... what is THAT thing?

looks like Ayumi brand toilet plungers lol

a-nesuto wrote:looks like Ayumi brand toilet plungers lol

so that's how she got her eyes so big...she applies the plunger to her eyesocket and then she uses the suction to cause her eyes to bulge out of her dome.

Tu_triky wrote:

so that's how she got her eyes so big...she applies the plunger to her eyesocket and then she uses the suction to cause her eyes to bulge out of her dome.

:lol: :rofl:
That explains it :beaten: :hehe:

Saito_Hajime wrote:

:lol: :rofl:
That explains it :beaten: :hehe:

do it yourself crappy plastic surgery....must explain the horrible results.

Tu_triky wrote:

do it yourself crappy plastic surgery....must explain the horrible results.

and Nagase finds this attractive?????? :sweat: :sweat:

K.T.Tran wrote:


and Nagase finds this attractive?????? :sweat: :sweat:

hey man....they seem to on again off again for the past 5 years....so he must enjoy the darkness....when he wants to turn off the lights and doesn't wanna get up out of bed....he just has ayumi look at the light source...and those two black holes for eyes immediately absorb all visible....presto...no light.....hell it's better than the clapper, bro.

Tu_triky wrote:

hey man....they seem to on again off again for the past 5 years....so he must enjoy the darkness....when he wants to turn off the lights and doesn't wanna get up out of bed....he just has ayumi look at the light source...and those two black holes for eyes immediately absorb all visible....presto...no light.....hell it's better than the clapper, bro.

:sweat: :sweat: One whacky relationship :sweat:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
poor Ayumi, always getting insulted :beaten:

K.T.Tran wrote:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
poor Ayumi, always getting insulted :beaten:

s'all good she can take it...she's one of the richest, most popular women in all of japan...i'm just a guy who's afraid of those two black walnuts in her head.....i think she has the advantage

Tu_triky wrote:

s'all good she can take it...she's one of the richest, most popular women in all of japan...i'm just a guy who's afraid of those two black walnuts in her head.....i think she has the advantage

naruhodo.....

If you become her surgeon for her next facial make over, I think you'll win the battle :hehe: :hehe:

K.T.Tran wrote:

naruhodo.....

If you become her surgeon for her next facial make over, I think you'll win the battle :hehe: :hehe:

maybe if i walk in with a darth vader suit and a light saber instead of a scalpel.

"ayumi....anata wa uchujin desu....shoubu ja!" <light sabers whizzs in to action>

Tu_triky wrote:

maybe if i walk in with a darth vader suit and a light saber instead of a scalpel.

"ayumi....anata wa uchujin desu....shoubu ja!" <light sabers whizzs in to action>

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Light Saber vs Black Hole eyes.....what a battle indeed :hehe:

K.T.Tran wrote:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Light Saber vs Black Hole eyes.....what a battle indeed :hehe:

we would TRULY settle once and for all...who REALLY has the POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: