Eve wrote:
But couldnt get out of the way of a vending machine? :doh:
He spread some mustard on his leg and beat down his opponents. He lost the leg when he attempted to use it as payment for his Coca Cola.
Started by andorea · 20 Jan 2004 · 12,823 replies
Eve wrote:
But couldnt get out of the way of a vending machine? :doh:
bmwracer wrote:Seeing that orange-tanned drama queen and new speaker of the House John Boehner weeping like a kindergartner on his first day of school just makes me want to puke. :bleh:
Tu_triky wrote:That dude cries more than a professional mourner at a Greek funeral.
Fuggin' Oompa Lumpa.
bmwracer wrote:
I was really hoping Pelosi's last act as Speaker would be to crown Boehner with that Ring-The-Bell carnival-sized gavel. :twisted:
bmwracer wrote:
I was really hoping Pelosi's last act as Speaker would be to crown Boehner with that Ring-The-Bell carnival-sized gavel. :twisted:
Tu_triky wrote:
He spread some mustard on his leg and beat down his opponents. He lost the leg when he attempted to use it as payment for his Coca Cola.
Eve wrote:
Probably wasn't Edmond Fallot's. :doh:
What a moron. :beaten:
gaijinmark wrote:So, I'm waiting in line at the post office with 4 or 5 other people and this person goes in ahead of us up to one of the counters and says, "Can I get some change?" (No "please" ) and the guy behind the counter says to her, "You'll have to get in line." She says, 'Get in line for change!! Thanks a lot, asshole!!" and walks off.
Now I know why postal workers go nuts.
Anime Dad wrote:I HATE the bat shit that's on my car every morning. Damn flying foxes are feasting on the fruit of the palm trees in my neighbor's yard and crapping all over MY car.
gaijinmark wrote:Technically, it's not shit, it's guano:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano
gaijinmark wrote:
Technically, it's not shit, it's guano:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano
Anime Dad wrote:
OK Professor GM :P
gaijinmark wrote:So, I put something to auction on EBay and I get a message from some joker telling me he really likes it but he thinks I've set the opening bid too high.
I had to message him back, "If you think the opening bid is too high, don't bid on it. That's why it's called an auction." :beatyou:
gaijinmark wrote:So, I put something to auction on EBay and I get a message from some joker telling me he really likes it but he thinks I've set the opening bid too high.
I had to message him back, "If you think the opening bid is too high, don't bid on it. That's why it's called an auction." :beatyou:
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