Talk About Work Thread

littlemissfab wrote:all you can do is glare at her i guess..

More like juvenile/infantile gestures and faces behind her back. :beaten:

Someone shit on or in the vicinity of the coats..!

krim wrote:Someone shit on or in the vicinity of the coats..!

I just used "BAMF" on the other post..

i posted some albums in the Jokes thread, if you didnt notice. :mrgreen:

krim wrote:i posted some albums in the Jokes thread, if you didnt notice. :mrgreen:

Excellent. I'll be heading there in a moment. :applaud:

Boss lady is pacing the halls again: if you trusted your employees and showed a microscopic amount of organization, you wouldn't be freaking right now... :shakehead:

ah the fun continues...

the kujira of a help desk manager walks in w/ the furniture/cubicle moving guys and says,

"how bout we move this wall back 5 feet and get rid of those two desks"
she points to the workstations in our area w/ empty chairs..

my supervisor stands up and asks what they're talking about...

kujira: "We're trying to consoladate space and keep the IT dept together, we're getting another help desk tech"

superv: (smiling) "Oh, well, dont try to take any more of our space, we need it."

kujira: (Oblivious) "We can get rid of those unoccupied desks right there."

superv: "Someone is sitting at that one (points to the desk w/ stuff all over it), and we're waiting to fill the position for the other desk (points to the clean desk).

kujira: "So once those are gone..."

At this point the moving company guy starts to walk away...

kujira: "So what do you think, will we have enough space if we move those desks."

moving guy: "Where are you going to put those two desks?"

kujira: "We can get rid of them, no one is using them."

moving guy: (standing at the entrance to our area) Looks at my supervisor (no longer smiling).. "I think they are occupied"

kujira: "No, look, there's no one sitting there (points to the obviously occupied desk), see."

moving guy: *exhales loudly and obviously, walks away from her*



does someone have a harpoon we can borrow...

krim wrote:does someone have a harpoon we can borrow...

LOL.

I think you can borrow one of the ones that my pain management doctor used on me...

:dancing: Everybody that had perfect attendance in July(which includes me) got their root beer float today :woot: I am just SO F**KING PUMPED if they asked me to die for them, I probably would (sarcasm dripping from walls)

bmwracer wrote:
LOL.

I think you can borrow one of the ones that my pain management doctor used on me...

Shirley it can't be illegal to kill someone like her...

Check this out...

She's the help desk manager, right... so since she was hired, the help desk tickets have been getting worked on even slower than when they were just emailed to the help desk email group.

When help desk tickets get written up, guess who enters them into the computer.. CLIENT SERVICES... so 12 of them didn't get worked on because CS is too busy doing their own work... so what does she do all day... shop for shoes and concert tickets.


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You know who she reminds me of... a real life Tom Smykowski from Office Space... we need the Bobs to come in and downsize her.

The boss finally woke up from her sleepwalking and is now giving everyone afternoon grief to carry into the weekend...

Where's my aluminum softball bat when I need it?????? :smack:

The perks just never end!!! We all got license plate frames(cheap plastic) with the company name on them. My boss asked me if I was going to put it on my car, I told him, "I'll drive thru downtown Baghdad with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker before this crap goes on my car!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What about a free root beer float? :hehe: :beaten:

gaijin mark wrote:The perks just never end!!! We all got license plate frames(cheap plastic) with the company name on them. My boss asked me if I was going to put it on my car, I told him, "I'll drive thru downtown Baghdad with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker before this crap goes on my car!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :hehe: :rofl:

G-Mark, if I run into you at Nisei Week, I'm buying you a drink, buddy. :thumbsup:

Knucklehead boss came by my office wondering where a co-worker was... I told her, "he's on vacation."

Odd, since she's the one who authorized it.

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

new work office location was in a bit of chaos.
the dismantle team left things in disarray..

so, our team got sent home early, with pay. :applaud:
let's see how it is for tmrw....this week is going to be an interesting one as we start our transitioning to the new bldg.

qilver wrote:so, our team got sent home early, with pay. :applaud:

Cool.

Gonna hang out at Mitsuwa Costa Mesa? :)

bmwracer wrote:
Cool.

Gonna hang out at Mitsuwa Costa Mesa? :)

i usually go there on weekends, and i even went during last Thursday, when we got out early, cause of this move..
once things are in order, it will return to the 8-5 schedule.

nah, just going to chill and hang out, relax, like when i was outta a job unemp'd, only difference is i am getting paid today to do this. :applaud: :bonk:

finally get to test out the new machine.. next project is 21 million polygons.

krim wrote:finally get to test out the new machine.. next project is 21 million polygons.

Do you sing that like "99 bottles of beer?"