Ueto Aya

Ueto Aya's Voice
9-15-09
One day in the dressing room
My family brought Miffy along with them
He has been behaving like a super spoiled child with his silky fur
Thatfs proof that Ifm good at raising spoiled children
Donft you agree?

Weevil wrote:Aya facts:

If you were wondering why there are no sculptures of Aya, the reason is that no material has been found that is cute enough to use.

The rock band Foreigner had a hit single "I Want to Know What Love Is" and they played at every concert for many years. However, after seeing an episode of "Attention, Please" they stopped playing the song because they had found the answer.

The computers that control Aya's exercise machines at the sports gym have to be kept in a shielded, concrete bunker several kilometers away. Otherwise, the computers' sensors detect Aya's presence and change the exercise settings to the easiest level. They also display messages of eternal love and devotion on the screen.

Aya has to have a massive selection of clothes for all her public appearances. In fact, instead of walk-in closet, she has to have a drive-thru closet.

Nostradmaus predicted Aya's birth and rise to fame. After finishing his book, he spent the rest of his life researching suspended animation or cryogenics so he could be brought back to life when Aya was born.

God created light, the Earth, and all the stars in six days. It took him several billion years to create Aya.