Cars and other kinds of motoring gibberish

Tu_triky wrote:If I could have a car like that in my garage I would gladly be the George Washington Carver of the automotive world.

The Goobermobile. :mrgreen:

bmwracer wrote:
The Goobermobile. :mrgreen:

0 to 60 in three peanuts, man.

Tu_triky wrote:Even the rims cause down force. Wow.

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Koenigsegg Agera R
It's a shame how often our modern society overuses the word "extreme," but it works perfectly for describing the Koenigsegg Agera R ($TBA). Packing a 5.0L, biofuel-drinking twin-turbo V8, the Agera produces an extreme amount of horsepower \ 1,115 hp, to be exact. Other ultra-severe features include a seven-speed, dual-clutch transmission, a carbon fiber monocoque so stiff that the roof is completely removable, Vortex Generating Rim (VGR) wheels sporting spokes that act as turbines to maximize downforce, and specially-made Michelins for keeping things under control at extreme speeds.

Trying to figure out how so many horses can fit under that hood. :headscratch:

And I must admit I was surprised they still put in tape decks as recentlly as last year. I mean really........ :shakehead:

Eve wrote:

Trying to figure out how so many horses can fit under that hood. :headscratch:

It's more than enough horses for any beastmaster, I posit.

And I must admit I was surprised they still put in tape decks as recentlly as last year. I mean really........ :shakehead:

Stone Age tech.

Eve wrote:Trying to figure out how so many horses can fit under that hood. :headscratch:

And I must admit I was surprised they still put in tape decks as recentlly as last year. I mean really........ :shakehead:

I still have an 8-track in my ride. :rolleyes:

bmwracer wrote:
I still have an 8-track in my ride. :rolleyes:

:hehe: Yeah right...

bmwracer wrote:
I still have an 8-track in my ride. :rolleyes:

We had one in the Winnebago when my family toured around the west in 1969.

Your car must be a fine antique, Beem. :victory:

Tu_triky wrote::hehe: Yeah right...

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bmwracer wrote:
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WOw!! PRoof!!! :shocked:

Bet your sound system really rocks! :dancing:

bmwracer wrote:
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HAHA. Nice. What did you do, throw it in the water...The label is all bubbly.

New Lambo...


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Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4

Attention professional athletes: your new ride has arrived. The Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 ($TBA) is the latest from Sant'Agata Bolognese, and packs a new 6.5L V12 engine \ good for 691 hp, a 0-60 time of 2.8 seconds, and an estimated top speed of 217 MPH \ Launch Control for smooth take-offs, a seven-speed ISR Graziano transmission, a Formula 1-inspired suspension, a new all-wheel-drive system, oversized ceramic brakes, and a handy hydraulic lift to keep the beauty's body panels from being busted on on steep driveways or irritating speed bumps.

Tu_triky wrote:HAHA. Nice. What did you do, throw it in the water...The label is all bubbly.

Overuse. :beaten:

Tu_triky wrote:New Lambo...


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Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4

Attention professional athletes: your new ride has arrived. The Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 ($TBA) is the latest from Sant'Agata Bolognese, and packs a new 6.5L V12 engine \ good for 691 hp, a 0-60 time of 2.8 seconds, and an estimated top speed of 217 MPH \ Launch Control for smooth take-offs, a seven-speed ISR Graziano transmission, a Formula 1-inspired suspension, a new all-wheel-drive system, oversized ceramic brakes, and a handy hydraulic lift to keep the beauty's body panels from being busted on on steep driveways or irritating speed bumps.

Hydraulic lifts, eh?

An Italian Mach 5?

bmwracer wrote:
Hydraulic lifts, eh?

An Italian Mach 5?

:hehe:

The technology in these cars is amazing. Should be for that price tag though!

Tu_triky wrote:The technology in these cars is amazing. Should be for that price tag though!

But no A/C. :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
But no A/C. :beaten:

Haha. Just be sure you have the window open and glue your hat to your head while you're at it.

Tu_triky wrote:Haha. Just be sure you have the window open and glue your hat to your head while you're at it.

Won't do much if the ambient is 90F+... :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
Won't do much if the ambient is 90F+... :beaten:

If it comes to that you can get your hot model girlfriend to fan you while she's sitting in the passenger seat. :)

Tu_triky wrote:

If it comes to that you can get your hot model girlfriend to fan you while she's sitting in the passenger seat. :)

:lol:

She'll be expecting to be fanned by you on the way to that super pricey restaurant youre taking her too.


@Beem- Dark Side of the Moon is a favorite of mine too. I played the cassette till it went bubbly. :beaten:

Eve wrote:

:lol:

She'll be expecting to be fanned by you on the way to that super pricey restaurant you're taking her too.

:rofl:

Oh how I love thy comprehension, beastmaster.

As a cosmopolitan woman, you have an acute understanding of "Quid pro quo." :bow: