Cars and other kinds of motoring gibberish

25 Mar 2006, 08:08 #1761

i joined an f1 forum on myspace. it's full of idiots who haven't got a clue! one guy suggested that ferrari were incapable of building a v8. mmm that's like saying shakespeare can't spell! :shakehead:

3 Apr 2006, 06:00 #1762

Alonso, Kimi, Ralf on the podium Down Under, Heidfeld 4th and JV 6th with the Saubers :woot: big improvement for them! Ferrari fiasco, :beaten: they BOTH crashed.

7 Apr 2006, 13:58 #1763

[image] Long Beach Grand Prix this weekend :woot: It ain't F1 :puppydog: but it ain't NASCAR either! :applaud:

24 Apr 2006, 03:50 #1764

He's baaack! :sweat: Michael wins in Imola, followed by Alonso and Montoya

24 Apr 2006, 16:31 #1765

Can't say that I'm joyful of this, but anyway congrat to Schumi and his fans...

26 Apr 2006, 02:06 #1766

alonso harassed schuey for half the race but he soaked it up for an impressive win. :victory:

1 May 2006, 12:27 #1767

[image]May 1, 1954 American Motors Corporation is formed. (The term "crap car" becomes an official part of the english language :hehe: )

1 May 2006, 22:19 #1768

Ah, the good ole Gremlin... never has a car been the butt of so many jokes... except maybe the Pinto.

3 May 2006, 02:17 #1769

[image] THIS is a Gremlin, the other car is a Pacer (but they're both pieces of crap)

3 May 2006, 02:19 #1770

gaijin mark wrote:[image] THIS is a Gremlin, the other car is a Pacer (but they're both pieces of crap)

at least it's got the Pirelli tires on it and the slick 5" rims....

3 May 2006, 02:20 #1771

im GLAD i didn't notice the difference in PsOS... you should be ashamed of your knowledge of junk mark... :hehe: :beaten: :rofl:

but yeah, you're right. :hehe:

3 May 2006, 05:37 #1772

The funny thing about the Gremlin, I got that picture off EBay, the guy that had it up for auction said he was going to restore it (how do you restore a piece of shit? :crazy: ) but he had "other" projects. I have a feeling the "other" project was his wife telling him, "Either that piece of junk goes, or I go!!!" [/list:u]

3 May 2006, 05:39 #1773

:lol: :lol:

3 May 2006, 13:59 #1774

gaijin mark wrote:The funny thing about the Gremlin, I got that picture off EBay, the guy that had it up for auction said he was going to restore it (how do you restore a piece of shit? :crazy: ) but he had "other" projects. I have a feeling the "other" project was his wife telling him, "Either that piece of junk goes, or I go!!!" [/list:u]

Mentioning the Gremlin made me think of the Pacer and Hornet too (vomit). Some chick on Pimp My Ride had a Pacer. They "pimped" it. What a f***ing waste. They lined the whole thing with yellow shag carpeting (even on the frickin' ceiling, or whatever it is) and I think they put a juicer in the back. I mean, WTF? It's like "Hmm, I'm thirsty. Oh wow! I have these oranges here that I just bought! YAY! Let's make juice!!!" or "I'm bored, let's go make juice in the driveway!". 'Tards. Anyway, the thing was heinous before and after. They found rats and $h!t in it when they tore it apart. NASTY. The girl acted surprised. I guess she didn't notice rat terds in her car nor any odor. :bleh: I know her car sucked but at least attempt to clean it for crap's sake.

Anyway, this is a reminder for those who saw that episode:

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To me this is frightening. :puppydog: Public transportation isn't that bad, is it??? I know times are hard, but yeesh, a Pacer? I heard AMC cars sucked NEW, let alone old.

3 May 2006, 14:47 #1775

KouSeiya315 wrote:

The girl acted surprised. I guess she didn't notice rat terds in her car nor any odor.

Careful Kou, this girl might end up on your case load some day. :shocked:

3 May 2006, 15:04 #1776

[image] Completing the "Crap Car Trifecta" the one and only PINTO!!! Check out that half-vinyl top, this must be the "luxury" model :bleh:

4 May 2006, 00:47 #1777

gaijin mark wrote:KouSeiya315 wrote:
The girl acted surprised. I guess she didn't notice rat terds in her car nor any odor.
Careful Kou, this girl might end up on your case load some day. :shocked:

Awesome. I do believe she may need some medication... :rofl:

LOL @ the Pinto. I remember in this thread I once posted a pic of the Bundymobile.....I wonder if it's still here :hehe:

4 May 2006, 03:29 #1778

KouSeiya315 wrote:
LOL @ the Pinto. I remember in this thread I once posted a pic of the Bundymobile.....I wonder if it's still here :hehe:

You posted the Dodge?

I remember they ran the PoS through the car wash and they thought they lost it. Turned out there was a good car under all that "grime". Hilarious.

4 May 2006, 04:37 #1779

dochira wrote:
You posted the Dodge?

I remember they ran the PoS through the car wash and they thought they lost it. Turned out there was a good car under all that "grime". Hilarious.

Yeah, I posted a pic somewhere in this thread, many pages ago. I remember that ep, it was red under there. :hehe: I forget what kind of car it was, but I remember someone said it was some kind of Plymouth instead of Dodge (occasionally they *did* vary from Dodge to Plymouth).

Edit: Now I remember.....it was supposed to be a Dodge Dart, but was actually a Plymouth Duster. ::shrugs::

8 May 2006, 22:03 #1780

Schumi, Alonso, Massa(!) at Nurburgring. The reports of Michael Schumacher's demise appear to have been somewhat premature.

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