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Started by mvc · 5 Aug 2004 · 5,871 replies

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9 Apr 2008, 00:54 #2621
EstherM wrote:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I wish cigarette packs would have carried those messages in the 90ties (when I was still a smoker). I am guilty of having passed gas :nut:


:hehe:
9 Apr 2008, 01:00 #2622
Tu_triky wrote:

:hehe: Yes, I know. It'll make millions. :hehe:


Why didn't I invent this :bonk: . Then my early retirement and my loft in Barcelona would be happening!
9 Apr 2008, 01:02 #2623
EstherM wrote:

Why didn't I invent this :bonk: . Then my early retirement and my loft in Barcelona would be happening!


You should work on a more advanced version of the product....call it "Mega Nipple."
9 Apr 2008, 01:04 #2624
Tu_triky wrote:

You should work on a more advanced version of the product....call it "Mega Nipple."


Tagline: the Rolls Royce of Nipples
9 Apr 2008, 01:08 #2625
EstherM wrote:

Tagline: the Rolls Royce of Nipples


:hehe: :hehe:

The elephant of nipples.
9 Apr 2008, 03:20 #2626
Tu_triky wrote:Are you a woman that is looking for something to stand out of the crowd? Do you need that "pop" to make that all important first impression? Do so with the beauty nipple.

LOL, and it comes with a carrying case, to boot! :hehe:
9 Apr 2008, 03:22 #2627
bmwracer wrote:
LOL, and it comes with a carrying case, to boot! :hehe:


Yeah that's a trip. I guess it's so nobody bites your Beauty Nipple in the heat of the moment.

"Honey, wait....let me store my Beauty Nipples first...since it's what attracted you to me in the first place."
9 Apr 2008, 05:41 #2628
Why are Beauty Nipples even available? Don't all women have popping nipples?
9 Apr 2008, 06:02 #2629
Wynter wrote:Why are Beauty Nipples even available? Don't all women have popping nipples?


Actually, no :sweat:

On a similar subject, I do remember reading once that Jennifer Lopez actually employed a "nipple tweaker" on one movie for that "just-popped" look :nut: A highly-coveted job, no doubt :P
9 Apr 2008, 06:03 #2630
Anime Dad wrote:

Actually, no :sweat:

On a similar subject, I do remember reading once that Jennifer Lopez actually employed a "nipple tweaker" on one movie for that "just-popped" look :nut: A highly-coveted job, no doubt :P


Yeah each nipple got 7 licks...
9 Apr 2008, 06:04 #2631
Wynter wrote:Why are Beauty Nipples even available? Don't all women have popping nipples?


Women who have radical mastectomies dont have nipples after the surgery. Must be very rough. :shakehead: :
9 Apr 2008, 06:05 #2632
Anime Dad wrote:

Actually, no :sweat:


Seriously?! Jeez, I really have the worst luck. I wish my nipples would STOP popping. :shamefulcry:
9 Apr 2008, 06:06 #2633
Wynter wrote:

Seriously?! Jeez, I really have the worst luck. I wish my nipples would STOP popping. :shamefulcry:


Living in a cold country doesn't help.... hmmm, maybe there's a market for anti-pop nipple shields :bonk:
9 Apr 2008, 06:12 #2634
Anime Dad wrote:

Living in a cold country doesn't help.... hmmm, maybe there's a market for anti-pop nipple shields :bonk:


My bra has one built in. :beaten:
9 Apr 2008, 06:16 #2635
Wynter wrote:

My bra has one built in. :beaten:


That's a shame. I was thinking of offering a fitting service too ;)
9 Apr 2008, 07:20 #2636
Anime Dad wrote:maybe there's a market for anti-pop nipple shields :bonk:

It's called "duct tape."
9 Apr 2008, 08:11 #2637
bmwracer wrote:
It's called "duct tape."


Models use band aids

I suppose the easy to pull off variety. :hehe:

Somehow this all brings to mind Farrah Fawcett's mid-70's posters.
9 Apr 2008, 08:22 #2638
bmwracer wrote:
It's called "duct tape."


Yeowch :beatyou:
9 Apr 2008, 08:37 #2639
Anime Dad wrote:

That's a shame. I was thinking of offering a fitting service too ;)


Well, I could mistakenly put it in a dryer...

Eve wrote:

Models use band aids

I suppose the easy to pull off variety. :hehe:


lol! I was gonna point that out to B-san when I read his post. I think it's also because the non-stick part (the gauze) is softer on the nipple then the relentless duct tape. :say_ouch:

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