Food, Food, and More Food Thread

krim wrote:must be a bunch of starving bachelor students in a dorm.

back in the day we just cooked a few cans of pork n beans using a hotplate. :mrgreen:

We used to heat stones under car exhausts out by the unpaved dirt road to warm up the Oscar Meyer bolgona.

Tu_triky wrote:

We used to heat stones under car exhausts out by the unpaved dirt road to warm up the Oscar Meyer bolgona.

you know, if you wrap some dry rubbed ribs in a few layers of foil and then wrap it around your car exhaust for a long drive, it'll be done by the time you get there. :mrgreen:

krim wrote:

you know, if you wrap some dry rubbed ribs in a few layers of foil and then wrap it around your car exhaust for a long drive, it'll be done by the time you get there. :mrgreen:

:hehe:

As the the board resident with extensive culinary experience, I dare not disbelieve the efficacy of your cooking technique. :)

so i was planning on making myself a quick snack of cauliflower w/ garlic dill mayo dip, and i ended up eating more than half the head. there goes dinner. :doh:

krim wrote:so i was planning on making myself a quick snack of cauliflower w/ garlic dill mayo dip, and i ended up eating more than half the head. there goes dinner. :doh:

at least you got in several servings of veggies 2nite :)

Tu_triky wrote:Noodle whores.

A new variant from Johnny's?? :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
A new variant from Johnny's?? :beaten:

:hehe:

Except they're broke and nobody wants to sleep with them...neither girls nor Johnny.

:beaten:

The future salarymen of Japan.

Fast food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a $264 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized gfamily bucket.h

The British trainee nurse and a pal ordered 14 chicken pieces, six bags of fries and large cokes after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half eating the 5,456-calorie feast. A few days later, KFC regular Jackson got the fine in the mail for breaking the restaurant parking lotfs 75-minute limit.

gItfs disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now Ifm never going back,h the 24-year-old fumed Wednesday.

Jackson — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to the restaurant that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

The mega bucket cost her $22.

Jackson said that she doesnft plan on paying the fine.

gIt didnft feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.h

A KFC spokesman said: gThe 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.h

^ Three times a week??? :bleh:

Unless she has the metabolism of Michael Phelps, she's probably no lightweight. :rolleyes:

Tu_triky wrote:Fast food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a $264 fine at KFC \ for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized gfamily bucket.h

The British trainee nurse and a pal ordered 14 chicken pieces, six bags of fries and large cokes after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half eating the 5,456-calorie feast. A few days later, KFC regular Jackson got the fine in the mail for breaking the restaurant parking lotfs 75-minute limit.

gItfs disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now Ifm never going back,h the 24-year-old fumed Wednesday.

Jackson \ who eats at KFC three times a week \ complained to the restaurant that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

The mega bucket cost her $22.

Jackson said that she doesnft plan on paying the fine.

gIt didnft feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.h

A KFC spokesman said: gThe 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.h

That's absolutely insane. 7 pieces each and 3 bags of fries? My god. I think that KFC knew this would be published - they wanted to cover their asses when she decided to sue in 3 months when she's dying of.. at least 10 different things. Man.

bmwracer wrote:^ Three times a week??? :bleh:

Serious, yo...that's crazy...what kind of respect for health do they teach at that nursing school? I ain't hating on KFC, but 3 times a week is wild.

Unless she has the metabolism of Michael Phelps, she's probably no lightweight. :rolleyes:

On the days that I really really bust my ass at the gym, factoring in my Basal Metabolic Rate, I can maybe burn 3,000 to 3,500 calories for the day...sitting down and gnawing on a 5,000+ calorie single meal is insanity. :nut:

Funny how the lady is quoted as saying it's disgusting about them fining her for staying too long at the KFC...

What about the fact that your sloppy ass just had 6 bags of fries and 3 trillion grams of fat???? That ain't disgusting?

Put yo head on straight, girl!

phlargo wrote:

That's absolutely insane. 7 pieces each and 3 bags of fries? My god. I think that KFC knew this would be published - they wanted to cover their asses when she decided to sue in 3 months when she's dying of.. at least 10 different things. Man.

:hehe: :hehe:


Insane...I used the same language in my post. Dude, I like fried chicken too, but yeah, that's nuts...

hmmm.. craving some KFC now.. thanks a lot. i'mma go get me a 12 piece right now.


:rofl: :rofl:

krim wrote:hmmm.. craving some KFC now.. thanks a lot. i'mma go get me a 12 piece right now.


:rofl: :rofl:

:lol: :lol:

How does one stomach all that? On the rare occasions I have KFC, it's usually a breast fillet - and just 1 at that :bleh:

Anime Dad wrote:How does one stomach all that? On the rare occasions I have KFC, it's usually a breast fillet - and just 1 at that :bleh:

So does she...but a whole bucket of 'em. :hehe: She got more breasts than Dolly Parton.

Tu_triky wrote:

So does she...but a whole bucket of 'em. :hehe: She got more breasts than Dolly Parton.

And other wobbly bits too, no doubt :bonk:

Anime Dad wrote:

And other wobbly bits too, no doubt :bonk:

I bet her chins are wobbly.....all five of them.

Tu_triky wrote:

I bet her chins are wobbly.....all five of them.

We really need a pic. I bet she's a skinny blonde part-time model (you know, for when she's not studying nursing) who just pukes it all out again. Eww.

phlargo wrote:

We really need a pic. I bet she's a skinny blonde part-time model (you know, for when she's not studying nursing) who just pukes it all out again. Eww.

I'm scared. :sweat: