You Know You're Old When...

K.T.Tran wrote:If u start saying "back in my days" is dat a sign of getting old???

Another one is when you say "I remember when that only cost..."

Doramafan113 wrote:Another one is when you say "I remember when that only cost..."

ha, that's a good one.

you know you're old when you say, "back when i was YOUR age...." :doh:

you know your old when ......
you no longer have to shave your pubic hair because it all falls out on its own,
and when you shower it clogs the drain,
and sometimes you find locks of hair in your underwear
and you are too old to realize where it came from and you say
"hey.... what the...now how'd that get in there?"

pcmodem wrote:

bmwracer wrote:If polyester shirts come back in style, I'm leaving the country

Dude, short sleeve polyester shirts have been back since the dot.com era! I'm not kidding.

I guess I'd better start packing. :sweat:

TANG wrote:you know your old when ......
you no longer have to shave your pubic hair because it all falls out on its own,
and when you shower it clogs the drain,
and sometimes you find locks of hair in your underwear

you made me look. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :shakehead:

jholic wrote:

TANG wrote:you know your old when ......
you no longer have to shave your pubic hair because it all falls out on its own,
and when you shower it clogs the drain,
and sometimes you find locks of hair in your underwear

you made me look. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :shakehead:

you need some one else to look for you.
just to be sure! and i care for your health so much!!!......that i will volunteer! :victory:

woops :beaten:
i double posted again

Xavio wrote:You know you're old when you have grey hair.

I know I'm old now. But my hair turned gray when I was 13. And it was full on white before my 21st birthday.

The sad part? Nobody ever asks me if I bleach it anymore.

Geezer wrote:

Xavio wrote:You know you're old when you have grey hair.

I know I'm old now. But my hair turned gray when I was 13. And it was full on white before my 21st birthday.

It's the cigs, Geez. :beaten:

Better gray than bald, though.

bmwracer wrote:
It's the cigs, Geez. :beaten:

.

Man, I've got to start keeping a list.

So far, according to you, my sisters, my doctor, my nieces and nephews, my clients, and my grocer, the cigs are responsible for:

My white hair,

My bad back,

My near sightedness,

My tennis elbow,

My bad knees,

The arthritis in my hand,

My snarky sense of humor,

and my gereral all'round laziness.

Man, and all I thought I was risking was a little lung cancer and bad breath!

Cigarettes are scary!

Geezer wrote:Cigarettes are scary!

Heh.

You know what's really scary? The Phillip Morris propaganda, er, commercials that says that there are no safe cigarettes, that they subsidize the "we card" program, yada yada yada...

Hypocrisy in action.

Yup.

It's about as genuine as the PG&E adds that talked about how much they gave back to the environment, and their customers...

as they raped and pillaged the economy and the landscape.

But the big lie works. Just tell it often enough.

Geezer wrote:But the big lie works. Just tell it often enough.

Like WMDs??

Like the Social Security "Crisis".

You know your old when...


It's your birthday! :woot:


Oh, so drunk, am barely able to log into my PC. :drink:
-PCM

happy birthday, pcmodem! hope your hangover isn't too bad tomorrow! :doh:

pcmodem wrote:Oh, so drunk, am barely able to log into my PC. :drink:

Again?????


Anyways, happy b-day, PCM. :D

pcmodem wrote:You know your old when...


It's your birthday! :woot:

Oof-Da!

I guess that means I'll know I'm old tomorrow.



Happy B-Day PC!

Geezer wrote:I guess that means I'll know I'm old tomorrow.

Tomorrow, Geez??

Tanjobi omedeto!! :woot:

Yup. Christmas Eve.

You know you're young when all you care about is:

will I get; the Cub Scout Uniform I need, or the Bike I want, or the high tops like Mikey DoCampo's.

You know you're too old when all you care about is:

Did I get enough food, will the kids eat the steaks, or should I make a vat of mac and cheese for them just in case, is there enough wine, does the cheese cake look right?, and will I have enough time tomorrow morning to give the big bathroom a good cleaning, or should I do it tonight before going to bed?

Mostly I like getting older. But these days, my birthday and the holidays just wear me out.