Interesting/Weird Stories in the News

Tu_triky wrote: To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Helpful advice from your friendly law enforcement :rofl: [/list:u]

gaijinmark wrote: Helpful advice from your friendly law enforcement :rofl: [/list:u]

Hehe.....

A Hamilton man Tasered by police is in hospital after the stun gun ignited a "flammable object" in his pants, burning him.

The incident is under review by Ontario's Special Investigations Unit, which probes all police-related deaths and serious injuries. According to the SIU, police were called to a Queenston Road apartment in Hamilton's east end around 9 p.m. Thursday.

"Three officers went there in response to a disturbance call," said SIU spokesman Frank Phillips yesterday. "During the interaction, an officer discharged his Taser. A flammable object the man had in the waistband of his pants ignited."

The man, 31, was burned on his hand and thigh. He was taken to Hamilton General Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Bah, that's what happens to liars ;)

Tu_triky wrote:Penis theft panic hits city..
Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:06pm EDT
By Joe Bavier

:rofl:

If they have emails address I can forward them the male enhancement drugs I've been accumulating in my spam folder. :hehe:

tabana wrote:
:rofl:

If they have emails address I can forward them the male enhancement drugs I've been accumulating in my spam folder. :hehe:

I thought the writer's name was Joe Beaver. :rofl:

tabana wrote:
:rofl:

If they have emails address I can forward them the male enhancement drugs I've been accumulating in my spam folder. :hehe:

dochira wrote:
I thought the writer's name was Joe Beaver. :rofl:

:hehe: :hehe:

Florida moves to ban fake nutsacks on vehicles
Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:37pm EDT
By Michael Peltier

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version.

In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories.

Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested.

The bill's sponsor doubted it would succeed.

"It's probably not going to make it through the process," Baker said on Thursday. "It won't be much of story in a few days."

That's what I like, when politicians finally show some leadership and decide to take the bull by the , , , never mind.

Tu_triky wrote:Florida moves to ban fake nutsacks on vehicles

LOL.

You need to group that headline with the bullfighting pic. :hehe: :rofl:

gaijinmark wrote:That's what I like, when politicians finally show some leadership and decide to take the bull by the , , , never mind.

by the sack <---<taken from Mad Libs>

bmwracer wrote:
LOL.

You need to group that headline with the bullfighting pic. :hehe: :rofl:

:hehe: I'm sure that bullfighter could have used a fake nutsack after getting gored in the crotch.

Tu_triky wrote: :hehe: I'm sure that bullfighter could have used a fake nutsack after getting gored in the crotch.

Just thinking about that makes me wince. :sweat:

bmwracer wrote:
Just thinking about that makes me wince. :sweat:

I needed a drink after I saw it....

Man that truck nutz thing is hilarious. :hehe: I love the part where the guy had one install on his truck and loved it. But voted to ban them, when his wife complained. :rolleyes:



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By tabana

tabana wrote:Man that truck nutz thing is hilarious. :hehe: I love the part where the guy had one install on his truck and loved it. But voted to ban them, when his wife complained. :rolleyes:



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By tabana

Now that's a REAL American...and why this country is so f*cked up because idiots like him voted for George Bush

:rofl:

Yup. A real man eats 3 Akiba burger, while eating for his 10lbs steak too. :P

tabana wrote::rofl:

Yup. A real man eats 3 Akiba burger, while eating for his 10lbs steak too. :P

:rofl: No wonder his nuts hang so low...they're full of beef fat....

Tu_triky wrote:

:rofl: No wonder his nuts hang so low...they're full of beef fat....

lolololol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

suzzy wrote:lolololol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hehe:

Tu_triky wrote:

:rofl: No wonder his nuts hang so low...they're full of beef fat....

how can u not laugh :hehe: