So this one time I was sitting down at home watching a very sad drama and brother came in and started clowning on me because I was crying. I started to talk shit to him and he just laughed it off. I told him that if he didn't like it to get the hell out of the room. He just laughed even harder and that's when I flicked him off. BIG MISTAKE!!!!! The 6ft 7inch, 203 pound bastard, body slammed me!!! :beaten: (I weigh 105 lbs. and am 5 '2 so that HAD to hurt). To make matters worse he then sat on me and he wouldn't get off until I apolgized. (I am very stubborn so I didn't) the only thing that go his fat ass off was the sound of the ice cream truck. NO JOKE. As soon as he heard it he jumped off and ran out the door.
How 'bout this? I jammed my finger trying to swat a fly, lost all of the feeling in my right hand, and have to wear a freaking splint on my finger today because of it. I screwed up the joint so now I have to go see a specialist. Guess I shouldn't have laughed at that guy who fell down the bleachers. Talk about Karma :shamefulcry: .
shoujo22 wrote:How 'bout this? I jammed my finger trying to swat a fly, lost all of the feeling in my right hand, and have to wear a freaking splint on my finger today because of it. I screwed up the joint so now I have to go see a specialist. Guess I shouldn't have laughed at that guy who fell down the bleachers. Talk about Karma :shamefulcry: .
Wow seriously!! I think if I laugh at you my whole freakin' arm might break off. I think I better not... I am really trying hard... very hard... :sweat:
aw that's awful :patpat: I do seriously hope it's not your middlefinger XD
which reminds me of yet another stupid moment:
I have a friend working at the telecom store, well with some of my friends we sometimes greet eachother with a smile and then suddenly the :finger_bleah: now I was passing by his shop the other day, so I did :finger_bleah: then walked closer only to find out it was someone else :doh: LMAO. I quickly made a turn and walked by hahaha :hot: then later I told my friend we both had a great laugh :hehe:
Terryb wrote:aw that's awful :patpat: I do seriously hope it's not your middlefinger XD
which reminds me of yet another stupid moment:
I have a friend working at the telecom store, well with some of my friends we sometimes greet eachother with a smile and then suddenly the :finger_bleah: now I was passing by his shop the other day, so I did :finger_bleah: then walked closer only to find out it was someone else :doh: LMAO. I quickly made a turn and walked by hahaha :hot: then later I told my friend we both had a great laugh :hehe:
Terryb wrote:aw that's awful :patpat: I do seriously hope it's not your middlefinger XD
which reminds me of yet another stupid moment:
I have a friend working at the telecom store, well with some of my friends we sometimes greet eachother with a smile and then suddenly the :finger_bleah: now I was passing by his shop the other day, so I did :finger_bleah: then walked closer only to find out it was someone else :doh: LMAO. I quickly made a turn and walked by hahaha :hot: then later I told my friend we both had a great laugh :hehe:
No, its my ring finger but its on my right hand. I'm right-handed and I work in a lab so, despite the pain, I have to work with it all day :shamefulcry: .
But :rofl: you totally flipped off a stranger. That's too funny. :rofl:
a few years ago i was on a mini cruise on this boat. one of the meal courses was lobster which of course came with one of those shell cracking devices which you squeeze... you know the type.
a girl on the next table didn't know what to with it so she started hammering this dead lobster with this device, reminiscent of the shower scene in 'psycho'! :dielaughing:
When I was about six years old (loooong ago), I was teasing this adult who was in the same tour bus as me. The tourist guide always seemed to lean so close to her. So I stood up at my seat and pointed at them and started taunting, "Kissy kissy kissy!" And I wouldn't stop. So in the end, the 30 or so year old lady slapped me good. She made me cry... but gosh, I was such a brat. :dielaughing:
pumpkin puff wrote:When I was about six years old (loooong ago), I was teasing this adult who was in the same tour bus as me. The tourist guide always seemed to lean so close to her. So I stood up at my seat and pointed at them and started taunting, "Kissy kissy kissy!" And I wouldn't stop. So in the end, the 30 or so year old lady slapped me good. She made me cry... but gosh, I was such a brat. :dielaughing:
She Slapped u????? aw, man!!! for a complete stranger to get so tired of your teasing to actually slap you is kinda sad. You must've been verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry annoying. it's cool though you were a kid. what would've been worse is if you would've done it as you are now. I am sure she would body slam you. or thow you off the boat. :mrgreen:
I cursed a kid out big time for saying something vulgar to me and my big sis :twisted: . He started crying and ran into his house....did I mention the fact that he lives right next door to me. :sweat:
shoujo22 wrote:I cursed a kid out big time for saying something vulgar to me and my big sis :twisted: . He started crying and ran into his house....did I mention the fact that he lives right next door to me. :sweat:
Damn you're harsh. but whatever the kid deserved it. Yeah a little kid once said something totally vulgar to me once and I also cursed him out and he was also my neighbor. I wanted to beat the crap out of him but I had to restrain because I am of legal age. That freakin' sucked. I would've bashed his forehead in. ughhhhhhh!!!!!! :twisted:
shoujo22 wrote:What can I say? I have little to no patience with kids. :banghead:
Count me in on that.
When my nephew was five, he kept squirting me with a water gun and I told him to stop or I'd stick his head into the toilet... Well, he did it again, and I picked his sorry butt up by the legs and he got an under the rim view of my mom's toilet... Twerp.