Well this thread is for u who want to tell ur life today..
now start from me...GEez man fro crying out loud...it is better to spend all da money for anime,jpop and stuff but if u got toothache it is a disaster even more if u have to pay for it...since last I went to da dentist and found dat da bill is like OMG is it true :google: it is like a ripoff and for da sake of not getting such pain I decide to took da pain off yeah I took my bloody teeth and guess what Couldn't work all day and u juyts smile and nod nicely to a customer and point to da pain spot...geez I hate it..I count how many cd i could get with da bill i paid to da dentist today. :angry:
yea, today really sucked. i was suppose to wake up at 730, but i woke up late instead. good thing lab started 10 minutes later. lab sucked. i kept bugging the TA. i knew what to do, but i kept asking her for confirmation and reassurance. *sigh* i didn't get to do the second part of the lab. *sigh* really sucked. TA even helped me clean up. *sigh* i don't know why. i should have trusted my instincts and just f***ing used the original equipment for it. damn it, why did i change it?! ugh.. yea, right now, i just had to blab on.
you guys don't have to understand me. i would like to tell my roomie , but her response would just be..actually, i wouldn't know her response. i don't really care. i'm gonna try hard-er next time. i can't sit and wait.
ja ne.
loungin at home on one of my rare days off where I don't actually have to do anything. no errands, no obligations, just me and my laptop, tv, and the best damned salmon teriyaki from the local sushi place! hehe, I guess it helps that they also bank with me so I get free sushi rolls on a regular basis :hehe: ..
In 2001 my car insurance was $1400 per year. But then I had an accident and my rates went up to $2,600 and $2,800 for 2002 and 2003, respectively. Then the insurance company told me last week my new rates were going up to $4,100! What a highway robbery!
So I called AAA and they were able to find me a company for $1,800. $1,000 less than what I'd been paying, and less than half of what it was going up to. I can sure use that money for my Japan trip. :applaud:
BTW, see http://movies.go.com/filmography/Credits?movie_id=31940
If you look at the "Cast", Rick Hara is billed as "Tetsu".
Rick Hara was my stage name registered with the Screen Actors Guild. I played a journalist from Japan.
All right, I'll just come out and say it: In all my 124 years of life I have never had an erection. That is not to say that my three or five children were not all mine, except for the bastard H. Lucius, who I'm certain was the product of my filthy two-timing wife and the chimney sweep.
When I was in the mood for siring brats, my personal physician Dr. Wickes would quickly procure a catheter and a rubber bulb connected to a glass bottle. I'd drop my trousers, and he'd quickly jam it up the old John Thomas lickety split and start pumping away. Hurt like the dickens, but I was determined to carry on the great shotgun pedigree.
Then the wife would be tracked down somewhere in the estate and promptly inseminated with my august issue. How she would complain so! The ungrateful trollop never did understand the magnitude of her mission.
To cure my impotence, Dr. Wickes experimented with a lot of elixirs and potions distilled from the manhood of prized Andalusian bulls. I was administered each one, but to no avail. Instead, I was beset with a rare brain fever that caused horns to sprout from my head. I had that quack Wickes drummed out of the medical establishment, and he died alone on an ice floe in Baffin Bay.
Then, just this morning, it happened. My nurse was replacing the tube of my catheter and, clumsy oaf that she is, managed to coil the tube tightly around my member while she searched about for a rubber tip. I could feel the blood rushing, and it felt as though my extremities would burst. I looked down, and the lower half of my body was a vivid crimson. The next thing I remember, I was lying naked on my back as my nurse silently gave me a sponge bath, my regular blueish tint restored.
I lay there in profound puzzlement for a while. Then it occured to me: I just had sexual relations! At the age of 133, I was a true man at last! Glory be!
shotgun_divorce wrote:All right, I'll just come out and say it: In all my 124 years of life I have never had an erection. That is not to say that my three or five children were not all mine, except for the bastard H. Lucius, who I'm certain was the product of my filthy two-timing wife and the chimney sweep.
You can make a best selling novel based on that ! :beaten: :beaten: :hehe: