Bits of random facts

Saito_Hajime wrote: :lol: :rofl:
I hope they brought an oxygen tank with them :sweat: :hehe:

Highly unlikely. :hehe:

Pinocchio was made of pine.

WOW, now THAT's worthless information... :bow:

Wynter wrote:Pinocchio was made of pine.

WOW, now THAT's worthless information... :bow:

Our president's head is made of solid mahogany [/list:u]

gaijin mark wrote: Our president's head is made of solid mahogany [/list:u]

I woulda guessed hot air.

There are 44,523,312,694,361,020,971,556,671,544,734,879,370,359,807,003,367,569,358,848,000,000,000,000 ways to order a deck of cards.

krim wrote:There are 44,523,312,694,361,020,971,556,671,544,734,879,370,359,807,003,367,569,358,848,000,000,000,000 ways to order a deck of cards.

OOOOOohhhhhh, so THIS is what you do at work. :victory:

Wynter wrote:

I woulda guessed hot air.

Hot air would indicate some sign of life [/list:u]

There are 318,979,564,000 possible ways to play the first four moves per side in a game of chess.

gaijin mark wrote: Hot air would indicate some sign of life [/list:u]

Soka...

krim wrote:There are 318,979,564,000 possible ways to play the first four moves per side in a game of chess.

But the smartest move Bobby Fischer made was when he married a Japanese woman(what the hell was SHE thinking? :crazy: )[/list:u]

Noah's Ark was only big enough to hold a pair of the known non-aquatic creatures of the time.

After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp.

What did you say?

Danishes are called Vienna cakes in Denmark, and French Fries aren't french.

Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

^^ hence the slower burning.

Wynter wrote:Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

Unless you're in one of the 22 countries that issues plastic currency.

the City of Los Angeles is named after the river whose original name was "El Rio De Senora La Reyna De Los Angeles De Porciuncula"

krim wrote:

Unless you're in one of the 22 countries that issues plastic currency.

Ohhhh like Austrailia?

The abbreviation a.m. stands for "ante meridiem". The abbreviation p.m. stands for "post meridiem".

krim wrote:the City of Los Angeles is named after the river whose original name was "El Rio De Senora La Reyna De Los Angeles De Porciuncula"

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's v*g*n*.


:rofl:

(buy the vowels)

littlemissfab wrote:


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.


:rofl:

:shocked: O, the balls.